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A typical conversation in this household:

"So how many people are going to your birthday party?"
"About 19."
"Well.... How many are your exes?"

Now... warning bells should go up in this point.  Spiro goes into lemming mode...

"I'm not sure... at least 1... maybe two..."

"So how many..."

Much waffling, and demanding... culminating 10 minutes later in frustration later with...

"If it's one, I have to dress nice.... if two, I have to show cleavege.... If's tassels."

"It's four." "This is going to be the BEST 40TH BIRTHDAY EVER!"

This is going to be the WORST night ever for one of us.  Not me.