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B-S-A: Board Shitless Association News
#1
B-S-AMsg # 1 of 186                   Date: Wed  5/06/1991, 10:32 pm


From: SYSOP                      Read: 307 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: Bulletins
Subject: B.S.A. Election of Officers

The next regular meeting of the B.S.A. will be held at the usual place at
the usual time.
The following are the proposed Officers of the Assocation elected to serve
one full term.  We would like to thank the nominations committee for their
sterling work in proposing the following:

Aim‚e Winn:   SysOp and "She who must be obeyed"
Dalamar:      Commander in Chief (Of all military forces of the B.S.A.)
Mikali:       Director of Counter Intellegence (Counters any intellegence)
Das K.:       Official Icon
Eddy:         Pope
Raz:          Minister of Education, Minister of Energy
Jaime:        Attorney General
Reg Fish:     Co-ordinator: Western Alliance; Secretary of State
Harry Redd:   Budgertary Advisor and Part-time Cadaver
Alan Isaacs:  Vice Chancellor (Chancells all vice)
The Paladin:  Defender of the Crown
Chris Dawe:   Ministry of Womens Affairs
Dave Dixson:  Honorable leader of the Opposition
Dave Benfell: Director of Internal Affairs
Jay Montilla: Minister of Procurement
Gobo:         Official Rodent and Test Rat (Now trying untested mongeese)
Jono B.:      Director: The Antelope Project (Also liason; Black Grapefruit)
Skumo:        Department of Scientific and Industrial Research
Wolfman:      Chief Librarian; Minister of Commerce
Adrian:       Minister of Truth
Fiend:        Surgeon General
Steve Crosby: Director of Select Committees
Shaun Hayward[Image: tongue.png]ublic Relations
Liquidator:   Traffic Enforcement Officer
Weaseal:      Recepient: Social Welfare
Julia:        (The Flower Girl) Agriculture and Animal Husbandry

Nominations are NOT closed until two weeks before the scheduled meeting,
until that time, new nominations can be proposed in the B.S.A. Subboard
although it must be noted that at the last elections meeting the nominations
slate passed overwhelmingly.  It should also be noted that the position for
Home Secretary is still up for grabs.  Prospective Home Secretaries should
simply give a statement of intent containing their election platform of
policy statements.


Aim‚e Winn
Sysop,
For the Nominations Committee
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#2
B-S-AMsg # 2 of 186                   Date: Tue 22/10/1991,  9:21 pm  [E]

From: ADRIAN NEILSON             Read: 124 times

     To: SYSOP
Subject: Re: B.S.A. Election of Officers

Eheem, (burp). I would like to elect myself for another little parts'y
wartys. I think it has to do with out regulare meetings.

(opps i spelt regular wrong, i never was regular)

Minister of truth, and director of Alcoholics Ahoy!.
Hmmm.


#======|Ç÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷¯ Adrian, Pirate of the Seven Seas.
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#3
B-S-AMsg # 3 of 186                   Date: Thu 24/10/1991,  1:06 am  [E]

From: EELCO KAMPHUIS             Read: 99 times  [1 Reply]

     To: SYSOP
Subject: Re: B.S.A. Election of Officers

Make me home sec and i'll buy you a beer
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#4
B-S-AMsg # 4 of 186                   Date: Thu 24/10/1991,  5:44 pm  [E]

From: SYSOP                      Read: 94 times

     To: EELCO KAMPHUIS
Subject: Re: B.S.A. Election of Officers

If I made you home sec ...


               YOU'D *NEED* THAT BEER!
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#5
B-S-AMsg # 5 of 186                   Date: Sat 26/10/1991,  1:11 am  [E]

From: SCOTT WHITMAN              Read: 100 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All
Subject: Adrian's Cheerleading debut...


...Twas the night of the gathering, and only 4 of the gang remained. As
usual most had left early in pursuit of other interests. Unfortunately
those who left early missed the Wellington Cheerleaders (and Adrian).

As usual crowd participation was at the fore, and _our_ Adrian answered the
pleas of the helpless maidens; however it did take some incentive for Adrian
to grace the stage of the Mid City (in this instance a $10 prize <which
incidently can purchase approx. 3 pints of Guiness.>)

It was a sight to behold, even that to rival the garb of the McSpon, this
Nordic visigoth, a pompom in each hand, prancing away in rhythym to six
scantily clad females.

And so it was that Adrain, encouraged by the roar of man and yuppie alike,
took centre stage and gracefully performed his rendition of "I don't know
what the hell I'm doing, but if it buys me three pints of Guiness, then who
gives a shit?"


 Scott Whitman.

                                                     (Reuter-B-S-A)
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#6
B-S-AMsg # 6 of 186                   Date: Sat 26/10/1991,  1:40 am  [E]

From: DAVE                       Read: 93 times

     To: BELGARATH
Subject: Re: Adrian's Cheerleading debut...

>...Twas the night of the gathering, and only 4 of the gang remained. As
>usual most had left early in pursuit of other interests. Unfortunately
>those who left early missed the Wellington Cheerleaders (and Adrian).

Bloody Hell! Again!
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#7
B-S-AMsg # 7 of 186                   Date: Sat 26/10/1991,  8:36 pm  [E]

From: GOBO                       Read: 86 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BELGARATH
Subject: Re: Adrian's Cheerleading debut...

>Hey Scott,what time did the cheeerleaders eventually come on???
>
>umm... about 9.15 I think. Holy hell, what a sight. I just about pissed
>myself laughing...
>

Why do i miss these things?


Nige....
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#8
B-S-AMsg # 8 of 186                   Date: Sun 27/10/1991,  3:14 am  [E]

From: DAVE                       Read: 82 times

     To: SYSOP
Subject: Re: Adrian's Cheerleading debut...

>>usual most had left early in pursuit of other interests. Unfortunately
>>those who left early missed the Wellington Cheerleaders (and Adrian).
>>
>>Bloody Hell! Again!
>
>Leave him alone, I think he's having a few... problems
>
>
>hahahahahah

Actually, I'm more pissed off at missing the cheerleaders!
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#9
B-S-AMsg # 9 of 186                   Date: Sun 27/10/1991,  9:08 pm  [E]

From: SYSOP                      Read: 81 times

     To: GOBO
Subject: Re: Adrian's Cheerleading debut...

>Why do i miss these things?

Cos you have to be in bed by 7
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#10
B-S-AMsg # 10 of 186                  Date: Wed  6/11/1991, 12:38 am  [E]

From: LORD SNEEBLE               Read: 93 times

     To: HARRY REDD
Subject: Re: Farewell

>Yes, it's goodbye from me - I'm fucking off to Aus for a bit. Well, it's
>just for a holiday really. I'll be back in about three weeks, leaving Reg
>and Jaime in the shit - they'll have to tidy up and fill in for me while I'm
>swanning about in sunnier parts doing absolutely zilch.

Does this mean that I'll miss the opportunity to meet the great HTRedd?
Will SuperBudge still be around to show me homage...Stay tuned for next
weeks exiting Epsiode...

>
>So I hope you're all envious, and I expect to see lots of abusive messages
>when I return (if I don't forget my return flight and defect, that is). So
>work hard everyone and I probably won't send you a postcard.

That's ok harry...Well reciprocate, and not send you one either...

<file SNEBLSIG.SIG not realistic>
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