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B-S-A: Board Shitless Association News
B-S-AMsg # 181 of 186 Date: Fri 5/03/1999, 3:13 pm [E]
From: ROVING REPORTER Read: 14 times

To: All
Subject: The year that was... or most of it...

Short Cuts from 1998:


April 1998



Zosi did a strange introduction, explaining a lot...

Horus did a long pun involving BSA members. Groans all round;

'is Nibbs kept picking up the phone while users were online;

Horus got coralled by a spider wanting to log on;

The Flash got cornered for being a Nazi right-winger;

XLNC and Guru went panning for gold in them thar hills;

There was a Scandal about Horus' wife leaving him for being on the BBSes and
ignoring her;

Zosi got into the criminal mind;

Horus got bugged by his neighbours;

Horus throws a hissyfit about the lack of replies to his postings;

Guru got a motorbike, and learned closehand about wiring, paint markings and
curbs;

Mrs Horus banned Horus from Tomb Raider, so he posted his favourite songs
and items on his desk instead to pass the time;

Guru planned making an adventure game;

Guru started scribbling a la Horus;

Zosi and his GF broke up for 3 days (again);

Horus fell in LURVE with Lara from Tomb Raider;

Rasputin managed to break a record by messaging on BS for 8 hours! Woah!


New Users: Vampire Cynister Austin Dave
Chromium Ice Lover Fuzzy
Mushroom Ash Calipo! Alice
Devilmaster Fishdick Alex Cran
Timon Patrick Sentinel Malcolm


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May 1998


Aimee became single again, amid much publicity;

Dandy (The other BSA Mascot) went into heat and promptly got her bits taken
out;

Aimee upgraded the BBS machine to a faulty pentium;

Aimee, Guru and XLNC went on a trip around the rocks in XLNC's jeep. Guru
tried to make Aimee nervous, but ended up too scared to sit in the back seat
and walked part of the way ;>

Guru set up the a Go-Carting thingy... What actually happened?

Zosimos got kidnapped by the BSA and was carted off to various 'haunts';

Aimee lends Zosimos 'The Stone of Violent Change' and his life got way too
hectic!

Someone tried to run Zosimos off the road on his way back from a BSA meet;

Guru had a mid life crisis, and tried to find truth in coke bottles and TV
land;

Zosimos talked about personal things, after setting a precedent at Aimee's
place;


New Users: Cran Barry Jian Elephant
Henry Joko A Long time ago Mike
Pam Jade Flash Radar
Jeff Peter Dr Mal Ryloth
Wee


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June 1998



Guru flamed everyone in the abuse area;

Zosimos took on Telescum about an impossible phone bill, won, and turned to
Saturn;

Zosimos started the Videots Subby (Gosh, Guru watches a lot of vids!);

Zosimos' neighbours house went aflame;

Zosi helped Aimee upgrade, amongst drunken giggles and mistakes aplenty;


New Users: Psyche Cornfed Fonz Daze
Weather Blackrat Xerox Wingnut



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July 1998


The board machine went BOOM, and Zosi saved the day with a pentium :>

Aimee punched her first victim;

Aimee changed stuff around, CID, Validation, Menus, Accesses and upgrades SL
for Y2K;

Gollum gave a warning about him moving up to Auckland to be closer to the
Spice Girls;


New Users: Flame Shaman Jade Lint
Zero Mutha Michael Car67
Ashman Slippery Surfer Arty
Jester Andy Nutta Devilmaster
Falissimo Peter Steph Smudge
Matrix


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August 1998



Dizzy returned for a little while;

Aimee plotted her flat cleaning minute by minute on the board;

Aimee gave paid members an extra month's access to make up for all the
changes and down-time;

XLNC had trouble with 'B-O-B-B-Y';

Gollum did a new BSA Ansi (One of the logon screens now);

Gollum got sucked into the 'Alien Abduction' film;

Sparks had a motherboard problem involving the grand canyon and some
namesakes;


New Users: Micky Oberon Daze Jay
Assassin Dizzy Snoop Anti
Sloth Dom


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September 1998



Aimee gave everyone unlimited time to all users for a bit of fun;

People from Gollums Cavern started turning up in droves;

XLNC posted a cat diet :>

Zosimos posted his cyber sex log and had us all in stitches! (Msg 187
Bizzaro);


New Users: Matt Apple WU White
Halo Jeff Icarus Master


============================================================================

October 1998



Aimee dared people to shove whole pringles into their mouths to prove a
point;

Fiend came back from Queenstown for a while, and posted his usual off-beat
and confusing messages;

Zosimos had an ICQ romance with a woman probably called Mack;


New Users: Rog Lithium Doggy Heman
Slayer Bob Ants Chris


============================================================================

November 1998


Zosimos posted about the wonders of ICQ and the userbase dropped
dramatically;

Aimee turned 30. Nuff said.


New Users: Maestro Subsonik Firestarter Spitfire
NWO Samhain Thommo Waz
Patriot


============================================================================

December 1998



Lint won the toilet humour punning faction!

Guru wanted to advertise for a pillion in the T&E;

;dlrow esrevni na fo tmaerd sepiP

Aimee tried to force Pipes to read Terry Pratchett :>

Rasputin looked around for a cheap ISP. Hello, Ras? Ras? *sigh* another
one lost to the internet.

Zosimos got drunk at Aimee's and ate her out of house and home;

Aimee got her tongue pierced (Did I mention the turning 30?)

Aimee got a photo of Zosimos snoring in a drunken stupor;

Zosimos countered by getting photos of Aimee on a yacht;

Rasputin searched for the perfect woman;


New Users: Surfer Poetic Goldie Madman


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Phew! Short, but sweet :>
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B-S-AMsg # 182 of 186 Date: Thu 25/03/1999, 12:55 am [E]
From: AYMERS Read: 13 times

To: All
Subject: The Month that Was

January 1999




Aimee threw Node 2 open for all users, since the phone lines had been fixed
up, and she was in a good mood;

Another CD-Rom drive was added for the BBS. A few mistakes were made in the
config, but fixed after it was pointed out :>

EZ-ROM and Valence programs are upgraded for Y2K;

Aimee fixes up the subboards, deletes loads of them, and cleans up the rest.

The old birds get chicken in the Punsters Subby;

Ras offers his services to Zosimos for $$$;

Aimee fixed the 2nd node line so she now doesn't have to run to answer
voice calls before the modem grabs it by mistake.

Zosimos bought himself a 'bad boy' bike ;>

Guru started planning his own TV special, running from his 486 straight to
video!

Ras tried to sort out how relationships worked;

Surfer got 43% on the Female Purity Test... Hmmm...


New Users: Bloody Kevin Hellspawn Dagsy Banger
Timothy
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B-S-AMsg # 183 of 186 Date: Sat 4/04/1998, 5:27 am [E]
From: RASPUTIN Read: 30 times

To: All Fwd From: *ShitLink: PC Buy, Sell, Problems
Subject: 7 hours

As I write this I've been on BS for 6:58:54... and counting...
I will save soon ....
5:59:25
...
There'd better be no power outage...
10 seconds to go...
5....
YES! A record! I've now messaged on BS for 7 hours continuously!
I even joined VAPOURS. Smile
Well, off to u/l 1 of Sparks's 2 zip's full of pdf's...

7 HOURS!!!!!

and after U/L'ing both files it's now 2:10 am, been online 8 hours and 1
minute!.
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B-S-AMsg # 184 of 186 Date: Wed 31/03/1999, 1:28 pm [E]
From: AYMERS Read: 14 times

To: All
Subject: February. The Month That Was.

February 1999





Matrix introduced himself to the clan, but forwent the photo, for some
strange reason (he must have heard what we do to them) ;>;

Zosi and Aimee spend the day screwing and assembling a clothes
hanger/bookcase/cubbyhole thingie, and made it more interesting in a
scandal :>

Aimee acused Zosi of using a thesaurus for the Punsters Subby;

Aimee added to the continuing story. Why is it only me that continues it?!;

XLNC posted a message about what he did in the weekend. Almost minute by
minute!;

Zosi posted a rejoinder, that took longer to read it than it took to
perform in RL... %);

Zosi *finally* fell off'v his bike. Not very impressive so far!;

Lint got really smutty talking about bikes :>

Gollum advertised his homepage... or should I say Agnes advertised his
homepage... err...;

New Users: Swampman Stacey Flame Ace
Jeremy Jason
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B-S-AMsg # 185 of 186 Date: Sat 1/05/1999, 7:56 pm [E]
From: ZOSIMOS Read: 11 times

To: XLNC
Subject: Re: February. The Month That Was.

>>>Whats that mean in English ?? Smile
>>The rejoinder to XLNC's scribble... where you put in every detail of your
>>time...
>And then out did me with his trip to the Sth Isle. Including a
>description of each bug that hit his visor and its atomic weight at
>160kmh...

LOL !!! The thought had crossed my mind that you might have your revenge
with that one Wink
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B-S-AMsg # 186 of 186 Date: Sun 13/06/1999, 3:09 pm [E]
From: ROVING REPORTER Read: 8 times

To: All Fwd From: :IMPORTANT information about the BB
Subject: What happened in March?

March 1999


Guru tried to find out how you can hate someone and still have a crush on
them;

Ras considered getting a chip implant and tattoo for his daughter ;>

Guru posted a puzzle about two guards on two doors, one a lier and the
other telling the truth. Aimee spend HOURS trying to work that out, and
failed;

Guru (gosh.. he posted a LOT that month!) tried to get his graphic made
up, amid computer shop people's ignorance;

Aimee tried to find out why XTC was such a bad thing, and it was all put
down to it being an election year;

Guru killed off Ras because of Aimee's changed-around keyboard, and is
put into the dog box for a few hours :>

Guru is online for 3 hours and 36 minutes, trying to beat Ras's record;

Zosi went trawling for women on the internet, and Ruby Graced his
presence, but Zosi was Jaded;

Pipes redid his purity test, and it'd gone down 19% since last year!
Woah...;

New Users:
Prozac
Potta
Ken
Jamos
Gambit
Splattakat

:>

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(23-02-2015, 01:32 PM)Aimee Wrote:  B-S-AMsg # 7 of 186                   Date: Sat 26/10/1991,  8:36 pm  [E]

From: GOBO                       Read: 86 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BELGARATH
Subject: Re: Adrian's Cheerleading debut...

>Hey Scott,what time did the cheeerleaders eventually come on???
>
>umm... about 9.15 I think. Holy hell, what a sight. I just about pissed
>myself laughing...
>

Why do i miss these things?


Nige...

The real question is... What were you doing in a pub in 1991?!
Aims
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