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Porhomme: Men's only subby ;)
#1
PORHOMMEMsg # 1 of 29                    Date: Thu 26/10/1995,  5:31 pm

From: BJ THE HUN                 Read: 63 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All
Subject: 'Ello BOYS! :>

Gidday.. This is the MENS sub.. So there.

All women must leave.

Goodbye.

Right.. Let's talk about our inner selves. :>
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#2
PORHOMMEMsg # 2 of 29 Date: Thu 26/10/1995, 6:39 pm
From: SKIDMARK Read: 62 times [2 Retorts]

To: BJ THE HUN
Subject: Re: 'Ello BOYS! :>

>Gidday.. This is the MENS sub.. So there.
>
>All women must leave.
>
>Goodbye.
>
>Right.. Let's talk about our inner selves. :>

Inner selves? Jeez are we new age? We want to talk about Woman! and stuff.

Are chicks confusing? Do they ever mean what they say? Do we males ever
listen as we turn up the sound on the sports channel?
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#3
PORHOMMEMsg # 3 of 29 Date: Thu 26/10/1995, 11:06 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 56 times

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: 'Ello BOYS! :>

>>Gidday.. This is the MENS sub.. So there.
>>
>>All women must leave.
>>
>>Goodbye.
>>
>>Right.. Let's talk about our inner selves. :>
>
>Inner selves? Jeez are we new age? We want to talk about Woman! and stuff.
>
>Are chicks confusing? Do they ever mean what they say? Do we males ever
>listen as we turn up the sound on the sports channel?

Im starting to wonder about JB oops I mean BJ, he really is a worry.
Inner selves? surely he cant have a deeper self! Men are supposed to be
shallow and thick skinned, right?

Dont call them Chicks,Birds hate that!

I wonder what happened to all the furniture from the old flat? Least Aimee
could have done was give us the fridge back! Im parched.

<GG>
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#4
PORHOMMEMsg # 4 of 29 Date: Fri 27/10/1995, 9:39 pm
From: BJ THE HUN Read: 52 times

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: 'Ello BOYS! :>

>>Right.. Let's talk about our inner selves. :>
>
>Inner selves? Jeez are we new age? We want to talk about Woman! and stuff.
>
>Are chicks confusing? Do they ever mean what they say? Do we males ever
>listen as we turn up the sound on the sports channel?

NO! They NEVER say what they mean.. And vice versa! ANNOYING!

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#5
PORHOMMEMsg # 5 of 29 Date: Fri 27/10/1995, 10:29 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 49 times

To: BJ THE HUN
Subject: Re: 'Ello BOYS! :>

><DB truck rolls up 20 mins later, the tanks pump right into other tanks that
>feed all the taps in the sub... :> )

BJ you little beauty!! I just realised that this place backs onto the
Unicorn!,We can knock a hole in the wall and help ourselves to the bar
whenever we like.

Now who here is the smallest?


<GG>
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#6
PORHOMMEMsg # 6 of 29 Date: Sun 29/10/1995, 9:59 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 51 times [1 Reply]

To: TREKKER
Subject: Hole in the wall gang

>>BJ you little beauty!! I just realised that this place backs onto the
>>Unicorn!,We can knock a hole in the wall and help ourselves to the bar
>>whenever we like.
>>
>>Now who here is the smallest?
>
>Anyone smaller than 5'11"? Otherwise I'll volunteer.
>
>Trekker

Looks like its a toss up between you and Skid (BJ is too wide).....
..Heads ..Ok Skidmark you go in for the grog. But be quiet,dont let anyone
hear you!

..Oh bloody lovely!! Skids got his head stuck in the wall!,here pass the
Hammer Trekker,right bash that bit out of the way. -BANG-BANG-BANG-THUD!

Oh hell I've brained Skidmark!,hmmm he seams alright though,oh well on with
the job. Try and keep the blood off the new wallpaper Skids.

<GG>
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#7
PORHOMMEMsg # 7 of 29 Date: Sun 29/10/1995, 5:43 pm
From: SKIDMARK Read: 50 times [1 Reply]

To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Re: Hole in the wall gang

>>>BJ you little beauty!! I just realised that this place backs onto the
>>>Unicorn!,We can knock a hole in the wall and help ourselves to the bar
>>>whenever we like.
>>>
>>>Now who here is the smallest?
>>
>>Anyone smaller than 5'11"? Otherwise I'll volunteer.
>>
>>Trekker
>
>Looks like its a toss up between you and Skid (BJ is too wide).....
>..Heads ..Ok Skidmark you go in for the grog. But be quiet,dont let anyone
>hear you!
>
>..Oh bloody lovely!! Skids got his head stuck in the wall!,here pass the
>Hammer Trekker,right bash that bit out of the way. -BANG-BANG-BANG-THUD!
>
>Oh hell I've brained Skidmark!,hmmm he seams alright though,oh well on with
>the job. Try and keep the blood off the new wallpaper Skids.
>
><GG>

\Shit guys! Lose the hammer will ya! I can see into the Unicorn, that
bastard Mulder's chatting up my wife!. Hit me again boys..., you're still
here aren't you BJ? Quick pass me the siphon I can almost reach the tanks!
Just one thing guys, while I'm stuck here in a prone position, you're... ah
all red-blooded males?....... Good!
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#8
PORHOMMEMsg # 8 of 29 Date: Sun 29/10/1995, 9:25 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 46 times [1 Reply]

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: Hole in the wall gang

>>>>BJ you little beauty!! I just realised that this place backs onto the
>>>>Unicorn!,We can knock a hole in the wall and help ourselves to the bar
>>>>whenever we like.
>>>>
>>>>Now who here is the smallest?
>>Looks like its a toss up between you and Skid (BJ is too wide).....
>>..Heads ..Ok Skidmark you go in for the grog. But be quiet,dont let anyone
>>hear you!
>>
>>..Oh bloody lovely!! Skids got his head stuck in the wall!,here pass the
>>Hammer Trekker,right bash that bit out of the way. -BANG-BANG-BANG-THUD!
>>
>>Oh hell I've brained Skidmark!,hmmm he seams alright though,oh well on with
>>the job. Try and keep the blood off the new wallpaper Skids.

>><GG>

>Shit guys! Lose the hammer will ya! I can see into the Unicorn, that
>bastard Mulder's chatting up my wife!. Hit me again boys..., you're still
>here aren't you BJ? Quick pass me the siphon I can almost reach the tanks!
>Just one thing guys, while I'm stuck here in a prone position, you're... ah
>all red-blooded males?....... Good!

Hells teeth man whats taking you so long?,a man could die of thirst while
you pussy foot around!Right put the hose hose into the tank...thats it.Right
now BJ you syphon it out. BJ! pisst BJ!! oh for Petes sake BJ's pissed!
Two mouthfulls and hes anyones. Ok I've got the hose,where are the buckets?
BUCKETS! SOMEONE! oh hell everyone drink _FAST_!!!

<GG>
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#9
PORHOMMEMsg # 9 of 29 Date: Mon 30/10/1995, 11:09 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 47 times

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: Hole in the wall gang

>>Shit guys! Lose the hammer will ya! I can see into the Unicorn, that
>>bastard Mulder's chatting up my wife!. Hit me again boys..., you're still
>>here aren't you BJ? Quick pass me the siphon I can almost reach the tanks!
>>Just one thing guys, while I'm stuck here in a prone position, you're... ah
>>all red-blooded males?....... Good!
>
>Hells teeth man whats taking you so long?,a man could die of thirst while
>you pussy foot around!Right put the hose hose into the tank...thats it.Right
>now BJ you syphon it out. BJ! pisst BJ!! oh for Petes sake BJ's pissed!
>Two mouthfulls and hes anyones. Ok I've got the hose,where are the buckets?
>BUCKETS! SOMEONE! oh hell everyone drink _FAST_!!!

Hey! this bear tastes like Speights!,oh gawd wheres the toilet?,make way....
this beer's giving me the screaming runs.Somebody wakeup BJ before his old
man comes looking for him!

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#10
PORHOMMEMsg # 10 of 29 Date: Fri 3/11/1995, 11:54 pm

From: GREY GHOST Read: 49 times [1 Reply]

To: LEGEND
Subject: Re: Ug!

>Well only just joined this sub. Did'nt even know it was here
><blush> until i did a member scan thingy.
>
>But its not fair if Aimee causes trouble in here, we cant lock her up!
><sigh> :> what can yer do?
>Gag & tie her up? <excited look>
>
>BJ, you behave. >:-)
>
>Everyone else.... can be nice to me. Smile

Oh bloody luvly! here we are doing all the work and you havent even been
a member! Right grab a broom and clean up all this broken wall.Then you can
get a mop and get rid of all this Beer!

Oh and you dont happen to have any Toilet paper do you?

<GG>

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