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Porhomme: Men's only subby ;)
#11
PORHOMMEMsg # 11 of 29 Date: Sat 4/11/1995, 7:28 am
From: SKIDMARK Read: 50 times

To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>Well only just joined this sub. Did'nt even know it was here
>><blush> until i did a member scan thingy.
>>
>>But its not fair if Aimee causes trouble in here, we cant lock her up!
>><sigh> :> what can yer do?
>>Gag & tie her up? <excited look>
>>
>>BJ, you behave. >:-)
>>
>>Everyone else.... can be nice to me. Smile
>
>Oh bloody luvly! here we are doing all the work and you havent even been
>a member! Right grab a broom and clean up all this broken wall.Then you can
>get a mop and get rid of all this Beer!
>
>Oh and you dont happen to have any Toilet paper do you?
>
><GG>

Enough of the womans work guys! Why don't we nip upstairs and pinch the spa
and all the ladies in it?
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#12
PORHOMMEMsg # 12 of 29 Date: Sat 4/11/1995, 7:46 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 46 times

To: LEGEND
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>Enough of the womans work guys! Why don't we nip upstairs and pinch the spa
>>and all the ladies in it?
>
>Ooo sounds a plan. >:-)

Alright! Im a starter (Never did know when to give up) Right first up -
how do we get rid of the water?.BJ pass that syphon hose and wipe the end
first that laxative is powerfull stuff.Legend you can keep the ladies amused
while Skid,POD,Proteus and I work out how to carry the spa down three
flights of stairs.

Ok ok I got it,we drain the water out then throw the spa out the
window,knock another hole in the wall and drag it into the lounge.
Then we can fill the thing back up again with Beer from the Unicorn.Only
this time dont drink from the spa.

<GG>

-
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#13
PORHOMMEMsg # 13 of 29 Date: Sun 5/11/1995, 12:59 am
From: GREY GHOST Read: 41 times [1 Reply]

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: Ug!

>A darstardly, sneaky, pay back time plan. Us guys aren't that dumb, we
>know the ladies nicked our money and fridge. Smile


You ever noticed that no matter what we do the woman always get the
better of us!
I think its the redhead!shes obiviously a spy of somesort.I think we need a
code.

<GG>
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#14
PORHOMMEMsg # 14 of 29 Date: Sun 5/11/1995, 6:46 am
From: SKIDMARK Read: 40 times [1 Reply]

To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>A darstardly, sneaky, pay back time plan. Us guys aren't that dumb, we
>>know the ladies nicked our money and fridge. Smile
>
>
>You ever noticed that no matter what we do the woman always get the
>better of us!
>I think its the redhead!shes obiviously a spy of somesort.I think we need a
>code.
>
><GG>

I know! We should say the _opposite_ of what we mean, that'll confuse
their little brains.eg I don't think we should pinch the bar next!
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#15
PORHOMMEMsg # 15 of 29 Date: Sun 5/11/1995, 8:55 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 42 times [2 Retorts]

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>>A darstardly, sneaky, pay back time plan. Us guys aren't that dumb, we
>>>know the ladies nicked our money and fridge. Smile
>>
>>
>>You ever noticed that no matter what we do the woman always get the
>>better of us!
>>I think its the redhead!shes obiviously a spy of somesort.I think we need a
>>code.
>>
>><GG>
>
>I know! We should say the _opposite_ of what we mean, that'll confuse
>their little brains.eg I don't think we should pinch the bar next!

No your wrong!,Lets not steal the bar and deffinately not all of the
spirits.We should'nt then have the smallest gathering not known to mankind &
avoid getting drunk at all costs.I wont keep guard while you and none of the
others dont go into the Unicorn and install the Bar and counter.

<GG>
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#16
PORHOMMEMsg # 16 of 29 Date: Tue 7/11/1995, 1:47 am
From: MULDER Read: 41 times

To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Secret codes wooo ooo

>>>I think its the redhead!shes obiviously a spy of somesort.I think we need
>>>code.
>>>
>>><GG>
>>
>>I know! We should say the _opposite_ of what we mean, that'll confuse
>>their little brains.eg I don't think we should pinch the bar next!
>
>No your wrong!,Lets not steal the bar and deffinately not all of the
>spirits.We should'nt then have the smallest gathering not known to mankind &
>avoid getting drunk at all costs.I wont keep guard while you and none of the
>others dont go into the Unicorn and install the Bar and counter.
>
><GG>

What an absolutely uncunning idea GG.Lets not get right into it!
I'll just stay right here,and not go next door and nick all the JD I can
find.
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#17
PORHOMMEMsg # 17 of 29 Date: Tue 7/11/1995, 12:23 pm
From: SKIDMARK Read: 40 times [1 Reply]

To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>>>A darstardly, sneaky, pay back time plan. Us guys aren't that dumb, we
>>>>know the ladies nicked our money and fridge. Smile
>>>
>>>
>>>You ever noticed that no matter what we do the woman always get the
>>>better of us!
>>>I think its the redhead!shes obiviously a spy of somesort.I think we need
>>>code.
>>>
>>><GG>
>>
>>I know! We should say the _opposite_ of what we mean, that'll confuse
>>their little brains.eg I don't think we should pinch the bar next!
>
>No your wrong!,Lets not steal the bar and deffinately not all of the
>spirits.We should'nt then have the smallest gathering not known to mankind &
>avoid getting drunk at all costs.I wont keep guard while you and none of the
>others dont go into the Unicorn and install the Bar and counter.
>
><GG>
No I won't do any of that. Ooops the bar just didn't come loose from the
wall and I'm not passing it through the hole. Wink
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#18
PORHOMMEMsg # 18 of 29 Date: Tue 7/11/1995, 10:00 pm
From: GREY GHOST Read: 38 times [1 Reply]

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>>>>A darstardly, sneaky, pay back time plan. Us guys aren't that dumb, w
>>>>>know the ladies nicked our money and fridge. Smile
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>You ever noticed that no matter what we do the woman always get the
>>>>better of us!
>>>>I think its the redhead!shes obiviously a spy of somesort.I think we need
>>>>code.
>>>>
>>>><GG>
>>>
>>>I know! We should say the _opposite_ of what we mean, that'll confuse
>>>their little brains.eg I don't think we should pinch the bar next!
>>
>>No your wrong!,Lets not steal the bar and deffinately not all of the
>>spirits.We should'nt then have the smallest gathering not known to mankind
>>avoid getting drunk at all costs.I wont keep guard while you and none of th
>>others dont go into the Unicorn and install the Bar and counter.
>>
>><GG>
>No I won't do any of that. Ooops the bar just didn't come loose from the
>wall and I'm not passing it through the hole. Wink
Oowch! then be less carefull and put it on my foot!!!
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#19
PORHOMMEMsg # 19 of 29 Date: Wed 8/11/1995, 9:38 pm
From: SKIDMARK Read: 39 times [1 Reply]

To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>>>>>A darstardly, sneaky, pay back time plan. Us guys aren't that dumb,
>>>>>>know the ladies nicked our money and fridge. Smile
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You ever noticed that no matter what we do the woman always get the
>>>>>better of us!
>>>>>I think its the redhead!shes obiviously a spy of somesort.I think we nee
>>>>>code.
>>>>>
>>>>><GG>
>>>>
>>>>I know! We should say the _opposite_ of what we mean, that'll confuse
>>>>their little brains.eg I don't think we should pinch the bar next!
>>>
>>>No your wrong!,Lets not steal the bar and deffinately not all of the
>>>spirits.We should'nt then have the smallest gathering not known to mankind
>>>avoid getting drunk at all costs.I wont keep guard while you and none of t
>>>others dont go into the Unicorn and install the Bar and counter.
>>>
>>><GG>
>>No I won't do any of that. Ooops the bar just didn't come loose from the
>>wall and I'm not passing it through the hole. Wink
>Oowch! then be less carefull and put it on my foot!!!
We don't have a small problem, we haven't almost got the bar loose and
Aimee hasn't set the dogs on us. What shouldn't we do?
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#20
PORHOMMEMsg # 20 of 29 Date: Wed 8/11/1995, 11:59 pm

From: GREY GHOST Read: 47 times

To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: Ug!

>>>No I won't do any of that. Ooops the bar just didn't come loose from th
>>>wall and I'm not passing it through the hole. Wink
>>Oowch! then be less carefull and put it on my foot!!!
>We don't have a small problem, we haven't almost got the bar loose and
>Aimee hasn't set the dogs on us. What shouldn't we do?

DONT RUN!!! And while your at it dont grab as much grog as you can ....
.....................................

Damn females got us stumped at every turn! Im giving up and going to get
drunk! Drat drat and double drat.
That Aimee's as cunning as a ferret in a pair levi's.
Whats a man to do.

<GG>
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