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------__Msg # 1 of 18                    Date: Sat 12/08/1995,  9:39 pm

From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 45 times

     To: All
Subject: fella's only subbie!!!

Okay this SECRET SUBBIE is for fella's.

We are going to talk about sport, chicks, tits, chicks, fella stuff and
jokes!! and piss and chicks and fella stuff!!!!

We will NOT talk about
1: Tampons
2: Curtains
3: Recipes
4: Sex..... nah scratch that ..... we will
5: Moods
6: Um i thibks that covers it ..oops! forgot
7: Housework

So fella's this is the subbie for you.

Polite, considerate coversation is PUFFY!!! We want grunts!!
Assert your MALEDOM.

Be here or b e labelled a SNAG!

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------__Msg # 2 of 18                    Date: Sun 13/08/1995,  8:24 pm
From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 39 times

     To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Re: fella's only subbie!!!

>>Okay! I've got the chairs in circle.... Who remembered to buy the tequila?
>
>Shit!shit!shit!,hhmmm anyone got a spare $40 ?? <GG>

Woory not old mate, we'll nick the money outta WL's purse!

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------__Msg # 3 of 18                    Date: Sun 13/08/1995,  9:40 pm
From: MULDER                     Read: 36 times

     To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: fella's only subbie!!!

>>>Okay! I've got the chairs in circle.... Who remembered to buy the tequila?
>>Shit!shit!shit!,hhmmm anyone got a spare $40 ?? <GG>
>Woory not old mate, we'll nick the money outta WL's purse!

I'll turn a blind eye,but watch out for Bo Peep I think shes got plans
for the Tequila even before we have bought it.
I stopped in at WL's place just a minute ago and she was giving GG a back
rub,perhaps we could keep her as a concubine?
 <MULDER>  

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------__Msg # 4 of 18                    Date: Sun 13/08/1995, 11:26 pm
From: GREY GHOST                 Read: 37 times

     To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: Sneaky

>Good on ya GG! That's 1-0 to the blokes!
>
>PS: I have made WL an honorary Bloke, so she can do the dishes and get beers
>for us.

Hey choice!,Aimee pays the rent,WL cleans up,now if we can only find
someone to cook!........BO PEEP!!!!! <GG>

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------__Msg # 5 of 18                    Date: Mon 14/08/1995,  8:59 pm
From: BO PEEP                    Read: 40 times

     To: GREY GHOST
Subject: Re: Sneaky

>>Good on ya GG! That's 1-0 to the blokes!
>>
>>PS: I have made WL an honorary Bloke, so she can do the dishes and get beer
>>for us.
>
>Hey choice!,Aimee pays the rent,WL cleans up,now if we can only find
>someone to cook!........BO PEEP!!!!! <GG>

Yeah I'lll cook - but remember that Skidmarks has those long runs...

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------__Msg # 6 of 18                    Date: Fri 18/08/1995,  8:25 pm
From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 35 times

     To: All
Subject: ------__

Listen up! And Listen Good!

Wanted: Beer fridge, any condition, must go, no mini bars need apply.


Also required:

Back copies of Playboy, Rugby News, Best Bets, .

Apply within.

Warning: Low standard of dress required.

Smile

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------__Msg # 7 of 18                    Date: Sun 20/08/1995,  7:28 pm
From: BO PEEP                    Read: 32 times

     To: All
Subject: Be very Quiet

Hey ladies - I found this key in Skidmark's pocket.. (That will teach him to
leave the washing).. It looks like they are all out. \

Weather lady - check the Beer fridge.

Aimme - Look through the coat pockets for money.

I'll pinch the pool balls.

......

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------__Msg # 8 of 18                    Date: Sun 20/08/1995, 11:46 pm
From: WEATHER LADY               Read: 33 times

     To: BO PEEP
Subject: Re: Be very Quiet

>Weather lady - check the Beer fridge.

My Pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Aimme - Look through the coat pockets for money.

Money?? Never!! That gets used on filling this *URMPH* beer fridge! Better
help me carry this instead!


WL..Shhh

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------__Msg # 9 of 18                    Date: Mon 21/08/1995,  2:31 pm
From: GREY GHOST                 Read: 35 times

     To: WEATHER LADY
Subject: Re: Be very Quiet

>>Weather lady - check the Beer fridge.
>
>My Pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>>Aimme - Look through the coat pockets for money.
>
>Money?? Never!! That gets used on filling this *URMPH* beer fridge! Better
>help me carry this instead!
>
>
>WL..Shhh

Typical!,you just cant trust anyone nowdays.
and in the dead of night too!,boy you gals really know where to hurt a
man.<GG>

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------__Msg # 10 of 18                   Date: Mon 21/08/1995,  5:03 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 34 times

     To: BO PEEP
Subject: Re: Be very Quiet

>Aimme - Look through the coat pockets for money.

cool!  I found $40.80 and a love letter!

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------__Msg # 11 of 18                   Date: Mon 21/08/1995,  5:30 pm
From: BO PEEP                    Read: 48 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Be very Quiet

>>Aimme - Look through the coat pockets for money.
>
>cool!  I found $40.80 and a love letter!

Please read it out - I suppose the bloody things in materila though.

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------__Msg # 12 of 18                   Date: Tue 22/08/1995,  2:19 pm
From: WEATHER LADY               Read: 44 times

     To: BO PEEP
Subject: Re: Be very Quiet

>>>Aimme - Look through the coat pockets for money.
>>
>>cool!  I found $40.80 and a love letter!
>
>Please read it out - I suppose the bloody things in materila though.

Don't Fret..I have a Degree in Materilla, I'll translate it...Read on!

WL

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------__Msg # 13 of 18                   Date: Fri  1/09/1995, 10:42 pm
From: GREY GHOST                 Read: 33 times

     To: FRED
Subject: sshh! where sleeping

>Hell anything, this subbies is growing cobwebs. I'surprised a cbit as i
>thought the males would outnumber the femmes, or are the handles
>misleadingSmile

Could you speak quietly?,the boys were up till late last night having a
sly grog evening away from the gals.
Skidmark is still pissed,Mulder is unconcious,Mordor had his first drink and
passed out,WL is doing the dishes - dont disturb her!.

I've got a whoppa of a headache,if you want a beer youll have to get one
yourself.

As for the cobwebs - thats WL's job,hell ya dont expect the blokes to clean
up do ya.

<GG>

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------__Msg # 14 of 18                   Date: Fri  1/09/1995, 11:09 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 32 times

     To: BO PEEP
Subject: Re: Be very Quiet

>>>Aimme - Look through the coat pockets for money.
>>
>>cool!  I found $40.80 and a love letter!
>
>Please read it out - I suppose the bloody things in materila though.

I gave it to Weather Lady, but I think she thought it really was to her...
Strange things are a'happenin!

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------__Msg # 15 of 18                   Date: Wed 13/09/1995, 11:44 am
From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 34 times

     To: PROTEUS
Subject: Re: MENS area.

> GG> They say that marriage is like-
> GG> `[33m Burning Down Your House For A Slice Of Toast`[0m
>
> Gosh, what weirdo said that?

A married one.

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------__Msg # 16 of 18                   Date: Mon 18/09/1995,  5:35 pm
From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 36 times

     To: PROTEUS
Subject: Re: MENS area.

>>>>>>Most definitly married to PC's. Oh if only people were as interesting a
>>>>>>PCs ;(
>>>>>
>>>>>hehehehe.. most definatley true, my PC is my one and tru love ;>
>>>>
>>>>Actually i am married, i hope this  qualifies me for the male area? Smile
>>>
>>>ACK GACK! Stay away.. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Smile
>>
>>Why? Doesn't it improve the odds for you ? Smile
>
>What odds?

4:5 BJ beats POD in flamefest II

2:1 Canterbury beat the pulp outta Auckland.

13:19 We see the Who Board 3 weeks Sunday

Oh! _those_ odds! Your never-ending quest to win the love of your life, or
will it be an old flame instead? Those odds, discounting all the married
guys> Smile

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------__Msg # 17 of 18                   Date: Tue 19/09/1995, 12:28 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 43 times

     To: SKIDMARK
Subject: Re: MENS area.

>>Dont tell me the women have stolen the TV as well?
>
>Being women they'll steal anything not screwed down. Wink

And being men, you'll screw anything that's not steel!

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------__Msg # 18 of 18                   Date: Wed 27/09/1995,  6:14 pm
From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 54 times

     To: All
Subject: This Area!!!

Right I'm gunna take charge of this here area coz  I'm a real kiwi joker (or
at least until Aimee says I can't).

Therea 5 rules in this area.

1: No warm beer. Ever.

2: No sissy things like curtains and flowers.

3: No long haired louts.

4: No stupid conversation. This area (subbie to you RMB)

   is to be devoted to intelligent, witty conversation.

5: I am always right even when I'm wrong.

So you to kick it off I wanna take about next years MMP election.

I think (aH pass me another beer ) most people don't realise the
imp[lications of this half-hearted attempt at proportional representation.

Are we going to get weirdo small parties holding critical seats?
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