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SHITLINKMsg # 1 of 282                   Date: Wed 21/08/1996, 10:37 pm  [E]

From: PHIL LEIGH                 Read: 54 times

     To: RON                     Fwd From: : Dunce's Corner - for the outcasts
Subject: repetition is all very well, BUT...


       RON,

       Since the ShitLinked boards haven't seen my original reply to you I
will repeat myself again here for their benefit.


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   Date: 21/08/96
   From: WITCH WON
     To: RON
Subject: Matters Arising.


       Good evening Ron.

>I would appreciate an open dialogue on this topic and I would like our
>esteemed Co-sysop to give his opinion on the above points also.

       Hello, yes I'm here as always.  When is it you feel that you haven't
had open dialog with me?  Without know the whole background, I'm not in the
best position to comment, however I'm more than happy to reply to your
points as an impartial observer.

> Just so that you dont have to worry your little head over whether or not
>you have missed out any of my other alias' here they all are...
>Liam Jones
>Jonathan Mills
>Tony Farmer
>Roger Clarke
>Dean Parkins
>Fox Mulder  (no kiddin Wink
>And last not least.... Ron Scanlan

       I'm not worried.  But I would like to point out, that during the
registration process, it clearly states  REAL Name  and then an optional
alias.  This is to remain in keeping with FidoNet policy.  These may soon
become security issues to all networked bulletin boards and to SAMSON
allied sysops in particular.

>All have been cornered ( I havent checked them all ) for one week.
>I will be counting the minutes Wink

       First I ever heard suggested that a paid up user couldn't be
cornered; it's been happening for years.  (10080 minutes; only 5972 to go
:-}

>As most of them are fully paid up members (or soon will be ) and have
>contributed at least a couple of hundred dollars to the running of this
>board I would appreciate it if you would return their full access apon
>completion of their sentence.

       That their full access wasn't going to be returned?  Where was this
stated?  Please I haven't seen anything to this end; where did you see it?

>One other thing...

       Yes, ok,...

>If the friday night BSA meetings are a chance for us all to catch up with
>one and other, and this board is as you have often said " for its users"
>why have you created an elite group and excluded a large proportion of your
>membership??

       This board is, as you rightly point out " for its users".
And for the forseeable future will remain so.

       The BSA night is for a group of friends who have met through the
board to meet in a quiet social environment.  Users are quite welcome, and
our location is advertised in the bulletins and at the logoff from the
board.  This also will remain so for the forseeable future.

       I quote the logoff screen, "EVERYONE is welcome, so please come join
us. It's how we all got to know each other so we're always happy to have
new people joining out elite group!  *grin*"

       Thankyou also for noting we have created an elite group!  I am
puzzled as to whom we have excluded given the above open invitation.

>I suggest you have a damn good think about your reasons for doing this, and
>as to whether they are for personal reasons and whether or not it is for the
>good of the board.

       I'm sorry, but you'll have to take that up with the SysOp.
(Yes it is a good board isn't it?  The users make it so.)  :-}

>It occurs to me that as of late you have gone to rather extreme lenghts to
>exclude a small group of paid up members from certain activities.

       Pardon?  What activities have I been missing out on?  Last activity I
remember was the ShitLink BBQ.  What have I missed since then?

>I would appreciate an open dialogue on this topic and I would like our
>esteemed Co-sysop to give his opinion on the above points also.

       Well,  there are my opinions, as you requested.  As always, I remain
open to dialog in this and other matters.  :-}

       Regards,
         Witch Won.


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       And if I see such blatant unnessisary forwarding again from anyone I
will consider a week in the corner for them.

       Regards,
         Witch Won.



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SHITLINKMsg # 2 of 282                   Date: Thu 22/08/1996, 10:51 am  [E]
From: AIMEE WINN                 Read: 69 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: :      Hard Copy's BBS Secrets!    
Subject: Re: repetition is all very well, BUT...

This message has been forwarded to SCANDALS as it fits the requirements of a
great Scandal, as set out through the subboard rules. *wide grin*
Refer Msg #1 for details Big Grin



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   Date: 22/08/96
   From: TINTIN
     To: PHIL LEIGH
Subject: Re: repetition is all very well, BUT...


Hello Phil Smile

I wont bother going to all the trouble of quoting the previous message as it
has become somewhat muddled.

The basis of the original complaint from Ron was this -

Our esteemed sysop posted a number of messages that were designed to dig at
GG ie "the good time up north etc" he then replied as she knew he would.
She is of course intitled to post whatever she likes, that isnt the issue,
rather that it was obvious that replies follow.

Then Shelly was dragged into it and she posted a number of inflamitory
messages that were hurtfull to say the least. They were posted on saturday
afternoon two weeks ago,using a local loggon. They were designed to annoy
and this they did. The replies followed as they both knew they would and the
result was the cornering of both Shelly and Ron for one week. As Shelly only
logs on once per week this of course was only a token gesture.

Further postings by Shelly were replied to in a pleasant way and otherwise
ignored.

The sysop has posted a number of messages stating that she had greated a new
"ELETE" area for some users and that she would post details by private mail
etc. ..... GG is still waiting.

Then when the BSA venue was changed, somehow she found it easier to write
the message as it now stands and wait for e-mail rather than change the
words "Bill Direens" to "Mates" or whatever it is now.

For the first time in over 18 months she has loaded the name of a close
friend into one of the false nodes, surely this is designed to dig at only
one person? .

It has never been suggested that paid up members cant be cornered!, even I
understood that. Aimee knew of all GG's other persona's and has yet to
complain. I understand that GG has asked that all of these be closed down.

I have been informed by two paid up users that replies to messages that have
been posted in his defense have been deleted immediately they were posted.
The usual place for them is the "flushed" subbie, I beleive this to be
censorship and designed to show only Aimee's point of view. That is that GG
is paranoid and none of this happening. Well I guess we'll see if this one
makes it to the light of day.  :>

The end result of all this is that GG, Mulder and all the others will as
Aimee has suggested "piss of" and find a new board to post on, but I dont
think that the last word should be left to someone who openly states that he
knows very little of the situation.

ps-The cornering yet again of BJ shows very poor judgement, I believe he
also has decided to post elsewhere.

goodnight!

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SHITLINKMsg # 3 of 282                   Date: Thu 22/08/1996,  9:11 pm  [E]
From: WITCH WON                  Read: 54 times

     To: tintin
Subject: In response

   Date: Thu 22/08/96
   From: AIMEE WINN
     To: All                   Fwd From: :  Shitlinked Chat to Other Boards
Subject: Re: repetition is all very well, BUT...

This message has been forwarded to SCANDALS as it fits the requirements of
a
great Scandal, as set out through the subboard rules. *wide grin*
Refer Msg #1 for details Big Grin

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   Date: 22/08/96
   From: TINTIN
     To: PHIL LEIGH
Subject: Re: repetition is all very well, BUT...


>Hello Phil Smile

        Good evening Tintin,

>I wont bother going to all the trouble of quoting the previous message as
>it has become somewhat muddled.

        Pity, as it is not muddled and I answered each of Ron's points as
clearly as I could as they arose.  And also because it would show that you
have not addressed one single point that I was called upon, in the previous
message, to comment on.  Be that as it may,....  :-}

>The basis of the original complaint from Ron was this -
>
>Our esteemed sysop posted a number of messages that were designed to dig
>at GG ie "the good time up north etc"

        In your oppinion, "they were designed to dig at GG".  Well that's
your oppinion and you're quite entitled to hold it.  :-}

        You may interpret comments about her holiday anyway you like, and
I'm sure it would be possible to twist it to be a dig at yourself if you
cared to.  As far as I know from Aimee, yes she did have a "good time up
north etc" thankyou very much.  :-}

>he then replied as she knew he would.

        He did reply, so did many others, but what was it she knew?  Have
you asked her?  Idle speculation on my part would suggest that, no
you have not.

>She is of course intitled to post whatever she likes, that isnt the issue,
>rather that it was obvious that replies follow.

        You're trying to tell me that the issue here is that people replied
to her message about her holiday?!!?  This is a messaging bulletin board.
Even I think I replied.  This is how it works; someone posts something,
someone else replies, makes suggestions, jokes about it, etc. ....

Replies followed.  No replies, no thread.  No threads, no BBS.  Your point?


>Then Shelly was dragged into it and she posted a number of inflamitory
>messages that were hurtfull to say the least. They were posted on saturday
>afternoon two weeks ago,using a local loggon. They were designed to annoy
>and this they did. The replies followed as they both knew they would and
>the result was the cornering of both Shelly and Ron for one week.

        Joy de Vivre's messages are entirely consistent with her style for
the entire time I have known her on the boards.  If they were hurtful, then
private mail to the sysop or myself would have been in order and one of us
would have sorted things out.  I personnally have never received private
mail to this end.  More on how you made your observations later in
this message.

        And yes, both of them were/are in the corner.
          (for this behavour I suspect).

        As for where she was logging in from, as you noted, it was a local
login,...  as have all of her logins for the past six months since her
machine died.  A replacement machine, should be with her in the next month
or so.

>As Shelly only logs on once per week this of course was only a token
>gesture.

        So you're suggesting that people should be left in the corner for a
set number of logins?  So EASY to get around; otherwise, a good idea. :-}

>Further postings by Shelly were replied to in a pleasant way and otherwise
>ignored.

        There are a lot of people out here in the world, and much as we
might want to, we can't like all of them.  "Replied to in a pleasant way
and otherwise ignored" sounds like a good way of dealing with people he
can't get on with.  Sounds a lot like the method I use.  :-}

>The sysop has posted a number of messages stating that she had greated a
>new "ELETE" area for some users and that she would post details by private
>mail etc. ..... GG is still waiting.

        Well, if she has created such an area, when he finds out, he can
tell me, because I've not received anything about this supposed "ELETE"
area either.

>Then when the BSA venue was changed, somehow she found it easier to write
>the message as it now stands and wait for e-mail rather than change the
>words "Bill Direens" to "Mates" or whatever it is now.

        Changed?  I found them all at Bill Direens last Friday like normal.
What do you mean changed?  Come to that, I don't think the logoff ansi has
changed either.  I have not seen Ron at the BSA since Aimie was on holiday,
and he asked that I meet with him.

        Yes, there is talk of moving the BSA to a pub that is a bit more
lax with younger set; its happened before, and will probably happen again.
But I for one quite like the current location; the jazz and atmosphere
is excellent.

>For the first time in over 18 months she has loaded the name of a close
>friend into one of the false nodes, surely this is designed to dig at only
>one person? .

        So you can give us all the background to all of the nine others
whom
have been loaded in the fake nodes in the last 18 months.  Impressive for
someone who only rejoined Board ShitLess on the 10th of June this year.

>It has never been suggested that paid up members cant be cornered!, even I
>understood that.

        So why was it brought up?

>Aimee knew of all GG's other persona's and has yet to complain.

        Yes, and,...?  Why address this to me?  How the board is ultimately
run is not down to me.  So ask the SysOp.

>I understand that GG has asked that all of these be closed down.

        If that is so, well, that is up to him.

>I have been informed by two paid up users that replies to messages that
>have been posted in his defense have been deleted immediately they were
>posted. The usual place for them is the "flushed" subbie, I beleive this
>to be censorship and designed to show only Aimee's point of view. That is
>that GG is paranoid and none of this happening. Well I guess we'll see if
>this one makes it to the light of day.  :>

        This is a serious allegation.  I have replied to this in private
mail, and you may quote my messages back to me there if you think they are
being tampered with.  You believe something, for which you have presented
no proof yet.  I reserve further comment on this for when these users
speak up.

        As you can see, your allegation is still here.  In full.

>The end result of all this is that GG, Mulder and all the others will as
>Aimee has suggested "piss of" and find a new board to post on,

        I cannot recall having seen this posted publicly anywhere, except
for the first time here by you.  Where has she written it?

>but I dont think that the last word should be left to someone who openly
>states that he knows very little of the situation.

        My opinion on a number of points was called for, and I have given
it.  I had until last night tried to keep well out of what is obviously
turning into a bitter situation.  What I do know of the situation is from
reading the board, and what Ron has told me.  From what I already knew, I
did not wish to become further involved.  Thankyou very much for getting
me involved, NOT.

        The last word will probably not be left with me.  As Ron knows very
well, the title of CoSysOp is more honory than anything else.

        And speaking of someone who knows very little of the situation,
this is the background on yourself.  You have only logged in a dozen or so
times since rejoining Board ShitLess on the 10th of June this year, after
a long absense.  You read the first couple of messages in perhaps ten to
twelve subbies last night, and then set your current message pointers to
the last message in every subboard.  You have not read the messages by the
people concerned.  I saw your message pointers being reset myself, and it
was not done locally.  How balanced a view have you given yourself
considering you haven't even read the original messages and are now
pronouncing judgement?

>ps-The cornering yet again of BJ shows very poor judgement,

        Whether it is "yet again" or not is irrelavant.  "Very poor
judgement", again, your oppinion, but possibly so.  Then again, when you
run a board, you can make all the "wrong" choices too.  :-}

>I believe he also has decided to post elsewhere.

        He always has been posting elsewhere.  We're not stopping him, nor
would we try.  No reason to; hes basically a good user.  And besides, the
whole world is not Board ShitLess.  :-}

>goodnight!

        I will, I will.  You have a good night too.  :-}

        Regards,
          Witch Won.



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SHITLINKMsg # 4 of 282                   Date: Tue 15/10/1996, 12:26 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 37 times

     To: BJ THE HUN
Subject: Re: A fairy tale

>>>You like LIGHT GREEN now Aimee?!?! I dunno what they call him, but you
>>>should obey your master.
>>It was just a fad for a while there :>  I can never remember to put the
>>colour codes in :>
>
>Oh well. It looks nice on my screen, if I were in a woodland reserve. :>

I can insert some dead woodland animals for you to
brighten things up a bit if you like :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 5 of 282                   Date: Tue 15/10/1996,  1:03 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 52 times

     To: TREKKER
Subject: Re: A fairy tale

>>>>>You like LIGHT GREEN now Aimee?!?! I dunno what they call him, but you
>>>>>should obey your master.
>>>>It was just a fad for a while there :>  I can never remember to put the
>>>>colour codes in :>
>>>Oh well. It looks nice on my screen, if I were in a woodland reserve. :>
>>
>>I can insert some dead woodland animals for you to
>>brighten things up a bit if you like :>
>
>Oh very nice.

Disney eat your heart out Big Grin
Reply
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SHITLINKMsg # 6 of 282                   Date: Wed 27/11/1996,  1:14 am  [E]

From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 38 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Things that make you go AARRRGH!

>>Sad oh well, may be you should just stick to the cheese anyway.
>>It's probably a whole lot safer and you dont have to worry about waking up
>>with a bad taste in your mouth, a screaming hang-over and a strange man in
>>your bed.
>
>You been looking through my windows?!  *blush*

Oooh lucky guess Wink  If your ever in the habit of waking up with strange men
in your bed, can I volunteer? they dont come much stranger than me captain.
Oh and I can supply my own fresh fruit and Hamsters!

I have managed to save up a not entirely modest collection of cheese, and
can supply my own Dairy whip, ropes and spurs ;>
If you could supply the plastic sheets and live chickens it would be
appreciated. Smile
                                            Please reply ASAP
                                    Zosimos Of Panopolis.

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SHITLINKMsg # 7 of 282                   Date: Wed 27/11/1996, 11:25 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 35 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: Things that make you go AARRRGH!

>>>Sad oh well, may be you should just stick to the cheese anyway.
>>>It's probably a whole lot safer and you dont have to worry about waking up
>>>with a bad taste in your mouth, a screaming hang-over and a strange man in
>>>your bed.
>>
>>You been looking through my windows?!  *blush*
>
>Oooh lucky guess Wink  If your ever in the habit of waking up with strange men
>in your bed, can I volunteer? they dont come much stranger than me captain.
>Oh and I can supply my own fresh fruit and Hamsters!
>
>I have managed to save up a not entirely modest collection of cheese, and
>can supply my own Dairy whip, ropes and spurs ;>
>If you could supply the plastic sheets and live chickens it would be
>appreciated. Smile
>                                            Please reply ASAP
>                                    Zosimos Of Panopolis.


Dear Sir,

Thank you for your application.

I regret to inform you that you appear to be over qualified for the
position advertised.

However, if you wish to be employed on a casual basis, I'm sure we can come
to some arrangement about a position that can be filled by someone of your
calibre.

Please send further documents listing your past work experience in this
field, plus a list of any other skills you can bring to this job.
References would be appreciated.

Future contact re setting up a personal interview with the Board
Chairperson will be established once all documents have been received.

Yours sincerely,

Bitzen Winn
Home Secretary

PP SysOp Winn, Board Chairperson.

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SHITLINKMsg # 8 of 282                   Date: Thu 28/11/1996, 12:24 am  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 36 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Application for casual position.

>>Oooh lucky guess Wink  If your ever in the habit of waking up with strange me
>>in your bed, can I volunteer? they dont come much stranger than me captain.
>>Oh and I can supply my own fresh fruit and Hamsters!
>>
>>I have managed to save up a not entirely modest collection of cheese, and
>>can supply my own Dairy whip, ropes and spurs ;>
>>If you could supply the plastic sheets and live chickens it would be
>>appreciated. Smile
>>                                            Please reply ASAP
>>                                    Zosimos Of Panopolis.
>
>
>Dear Sir,
>
>Thank you for your application.
>
>I regret to inform you that you appear to be over qualified for the
>position advertised.
>
>However, if you wish to be employed on a casual basis, I'm sure we can come
>to some arrangement about a position that can be filled by someone of your
>calibre.
>
>Please send further documents listing your past work experience in this
>field, plus a list of any other skills you can bring to this job.
>References would be appreciated.
>
>Future contact re setting up a personal interview with the Board
>Chairperson will be established once all documents have been received.
>
>Yours sincerely,
>
>Bitzen Winn
>Home Secretary
>
>PP SysOp Winn, Board Chairperson.

Dear Home Secretary

     Thank you for giving me the opportunity to apply for a position with
your establishment. My previous work history and qualifications are as
follows.
Born 7/11/69

First employed 8/11/69 as a crash test dummy/baby. My work can be seen most
nights on the TV Im the one that goes through the windscreen of the BMW.

10/04/70 Weather forcaster with NZ rail, responsable for ensuring that the
Roll-on/Roll-off Ferries did'nt sail in bad weather. Lost job due to slight
mis-calculation of wind velocities and confusing my anti-cyclones with deep
trough depressions.

30/06/71 Manakau city sewage dept, remote operated pipe cleaning, This job
envolved being wrapped in several layers of thick sack-cloth and being sent
down 8" sewer feeders to clear any blockages. I was made redundant after
the advent of ROV units and besides I was forever getting stuck myself which
defeated the purpose of my job.

17/04/72 At the age of two I was promoted to the position of Chief Legal
advisor for the crown in the case of The Crown verse's Arthur Alan Thomas.
Left to further my career in politics.

16/03/73 Campaign strategist for Richard Nixon, Duties included Accomodation
arrangements, and making sure that his personal tape recorder was
functioning correctly. Left to begin a career in the Aerospace industry.

17/03/73 Chief engineer Apollo 13, In charge of oxygen supplies and
fittings. Left to work with the peace corps in Egypt.

25/06/74 Commander in Chief of intelligence Sirian army, Left shortly after
a minor skirmish broke out over a ham sandwich, resulting in the six day
war.

14/03/81 After returning to my Homeland amidst the rolling Hills of the
Falkland Islands I was employed as the CEO for the local television station
but was forced to leave after a deal I had struck with the Argentine govt
for broadcast rights caused a minor upset with my employers in Britain.

29/09/84 Chief engineer in charge of fire saftey Chernobel Nuclear
industries, Left due to workplace being buried under 300,000 tonnes of
concrete, and slight health problems.

06/05/88 Returned to NASA in a bid to free myself of the bourdon of guilt
that I carried from my last encounter with the aerospace industry. Duties
included the checking of rubber seals and `O' rings on booster rockets.
Left after a slight oversight that seemed to annoy the boss's, although
really what the fuss was I dont know! Those seals only cost 2cents each
anyway!

31/11/94 Fire safety officer Windsor Castle. Dismissed for smoking on duty.

94 to present day, Currently unemployed, but ready and willing to tackle any
task! With the same care, gusto, sensativity and diligence that I have shown
in the past to be capable of.

Should you require any further information please dont hesitate to call any
of my previous employers.

                                    Yours Sincerely Zosimos of Panopolis.

ps- Perhaps I could look after your computers for you? I could do things
like the back-ups and plug those little battery things in, Im sure I would
only make one or two mistakes at first but I'd soon get the hang of it!
I could cook for you and look after your cat, take out the rubbish, look for
your cat, vacuum the floors, look for your cat, clean out your hard drives
and sort out all those little plugs and wire thingys.

Trust me, what could possibly go wrong? Smile








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SHITLINKMsg # 9 of 282                   Date: Mon  2/12/1996,  8:08 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 38 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Application for casual position.

>>ps- Perhaps I could look after your computers for you? I could do things
>>like the back-ups and plug those little battery things in, Im sure I would
>>only make one or two mistakes at first but I'd soon get the hang of it!
>>I could cook for you and look after your cat, take out the rubbish, look fo
>>your cat, vacuum the floors, look for your cat, clean out your hard drives
>>and sort out all those little plugs and wire thingys.
>>
>>Trust me, what could possibly go wrong? Smile
>
>Nothing that doesn't go wrong already :>
>
>If you really *do* like doing backups, you're on!  *grin*

Cool!! I thought that after that little mishap I had while doing the back-
ups for Welcome I would never get another job like that! It just goes to
show there is a GOD Smile  Maybe I could get a job with IRD or the justice dept
doing all their computer back-up thingys if I get really good at it?

PS- I tried that tip about shaking the disks to make more room ( data
compression) but I think that maybe I shook it too hard because now I think
all the data has sunk to the bottom, are clusters like barnicles? I think
they stick to the bottom of things?

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SHITLINKMsg # 10 of 282                  Date: Wed  4/12/1996,  9:22 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 45 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :      Humour for the streets!     
Subject: Re: And more.. I'm bored, ok?!

>>>I've got 3 orders here for a taser :>
>>
>>Thats it! Im not collecting for the CCS in your street!! Wink
>
>The Girl Guides have more to worry about.
>
>*Muahahaha!  Gimme all yer cookies! =<Bzzzzt!>=*

Think of the possibilities! Mormons...=<Bzzzzt!>=*
                      Jehova's Witness'..=<ZZzzzztt,ZAP!>!!
             Landlord..<BiZzzzttt>
                               Ex Boyfriends ...=<ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>!!!! <change battery>
       =<BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTZ>=*   :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 11 of 282                  Date: Sun 24/11/1996,  2:12 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 44 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!                            |
>|                                                                        |
>|                                A i m ‚ e                               |

Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 12 of 282                  Date: Mon 25/11/1996, 10:45 am  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 47 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Happy Birthday

 >|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!                            |
 >|                                                                        |
 >|                                A i m e e                               |

 Ai> Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>

No problem, you can remind me if I forget, Smile because I looked e up in
the ASCII table just over a week ago. So tell me, what Aimee mean, and
what language is it in?

... You can't have everything - where would you put it?

-=- Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]

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SHITLINKMsg # 13 of 282                  Date: Wed 27/11/1996, 11:45 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 40 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

> >|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!                            |
> >|                                                                        |
> >|                                A i m e e                               |
>
> Ai> Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>
>
>No problem, you can remind me if I forget, Smile because I looked e up in
>the ASCII table just over a week ago. So tell me, what Aimee mean, and
>what language is it in?

It's French, and means 'beloved' :>

With my middle names included, I become 'beloved battle maiden' ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 14 of 282                  Date: Fri 29/11/1996, 12:39 pm  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 41 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Happy Birthday

 > >|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 > >|
 > >|                                A i m e e
 >
 > Ai> Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>
 >
 >No problem, you can remind me if I forget, Smile because I looked e up in
 >the ASCII table just over a week ago. So tell me, what Aimee mean, and
 >what language is it in?

 Ai> It's French, and means 'beloved' :>

 Ai> With my middle names included, I become 'beloved battle maiden' ;>

HEY! That's COOL!

Mine (David) means beloved too.
my full name becomes: 'beloved freeman from-the-mountain'
My surname (the 'from-the-mountain' bit) is Dutch, and, get this,
there's no mountains in Holland.  hahahasha   Stupid Dutchies! :>

... * Hello, I am part number ||+||||#||+||+||

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SHITLINKMsg # 15 of 282                  Date: Sat 30/11/1996,  4:45 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 40 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

> > >|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
> > >|
> > >|                                A i m e e
> > Ai> Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>
> >No problem, you can remind me if I forget, Smile because I looked e up in
> >the ASCII table just over a week ago. So tell me, what Aimee mean, and
> >what language is it in?
>
> Ai> It's French, and means 'beloved' :>
>
> Ai> With my middle names included, I become 'beloved battle maiden' ;>
>
>HEY! That's COOL!
>
>Mine (David) means beloved too.
>my full name becomes: 'beloved freeman from-the-mountain'
>My surname (the 'from-the-mountain' bit) is Dutch, and, get this,
>there's no mountains in Holland.  hahahasha   Stupid Dutchies! :>
>

Oh.. surnames too.. then I'm the 'Beloved battle maiden, Friend to the King'
:>

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SHITLINKMsg # 16 of 282                  Date: Mon 25/11/1996,  2:26 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 37 times

     To: TREKKER                 Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>>>>|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!                            
>>>>|                                                                        
>>>>|                                A i m ‚ e                               
>>>
>>>Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>
>>
>>How do you get the e?
>
>What, you mean this ‚?

I think he means the second e...

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SHITLINKMsg # 17 of 282                  Date: Mon 25/11/1996,  5:47 pm  [E]
From: GIZMO                      Read: 39 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>>>>>|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!                           
>>>>>|                                                                       
>>>>>|                                A i m ‚ e                              
>>>>
>>>>Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>
>>>
>>>How do you get the e?
>>
>>What, you mean this ‚?
>
>I think he means the second e...

No I meant the first one.. its special.  Sad

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SHITLINKMsg # 18 of 282                  Date: Wed 27/11/1996, 10:52 am  [E]
From: TREKKER                    Read: 41 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :           Current  Offence       
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>>>>>|                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!                           
>>>>>|                                                                       
>>>>>|                                A i m ‚ e                              
>>>>
>>>>Yay!  someone spelled my name correctly!  :>
>>>
>>>How do you get the e?
>>
>>What, you mean this ‚?
>
>I think he means the second e...

Oh, that e not this ‚.  I get him now.

Trekker

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SHITLINKMsg # 19 of 282                  Date:   2/01/1980,  2:59 am  [E]
From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 51 times

     To: PSYCHO                  Fwd From: : Computer Conf, Buy, Sell, Problem
Subject: Re: Ages

>>>Actually I'm curious what the age-distribution is. Ie. what the most
>>>common age ranges are who BBS regularly...  <yours in curiosity>
>>Lets see, so far we've got:
>>Rasputin = 26
>>Skidmark = Ancient
>>Bo Peep = 21 again, again, again, again........
>>BJ The Hun = < 20
>>Trekker = 22
>Psycho = 15
Aimee = 16 going on 40
Gizmo = 19 going on any girl Smile
Freckles= always 16, don't we all hate that Wink Smile                        (
Witch Won = 25?                                                     ralph(
Bo Peep has watched "The Sound of Music" 10 times, I rest my case ;(      (
Stimpy=? This has got to be the most secret one.
                                                                    ralph (
                                                                          (

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SHITLINKMsg # 20 of 282                  Date: Tue 17/12/1996, 10:39 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 36 times

     To: BJ The Hun
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>>>How do you get the e?
>>
>>Alt-130 does the trick on this machine..
>
>Die BJ.. It doesn't work on this.  Sad

Shall we let him off the hook, and just tell him to use the keypad numbers?
Reply
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SHITLINKMsg # 21 of 282                  Date: Wed 18/12/1996,  9:45 am  [E]

From: BJ THE HUN                 Read: 34 times

     To: JON DOE
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>‚ hey wow... does it on this one too Œ bonus, I can lots of little things I
>never knew I could before...– ª´¾›œ¨ I could have lots of fun with this

It's a great way to scare SysOp's that the echos arn't working.
Like so;

Oh I sªe! I hav° a v–ry la^geæcat!

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SHITLINKMsg # 22 of 282                  Date: Wed 18/12/1996,  2:56 pm  [E]
From: GIZMO                      Read: 32 times

     To: BJ THE HUN
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>>>Die BJ.. It doesn't work on this.  Sad
>>Shall we let him off the hook, and just tell him to use the keypad numbers?
>
>Oh! That'd explain it, sorry, we are mean!

B@$T@RD$!!!!

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SHITLINKMsg # 23 of 282                  Date: Thu 19/12/1996,  9:28 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 32 times

     To: GIZMO
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>>>>Die BJ.. It doesn't work on this.  Sad
>>>Shall we let him off the hook, and just tell him to use the keypad numbers
>>
>>Oh! That'd explain it, sorry, we are mean!
>
>B@$T@RD$!!!!

<sweet smile>

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SHITLINKMsg # 24 of 282                  Date: Fri 20/12/1996, 12:15 am  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 38 times

     To: GIZMO
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday

>>>>>How do you get the e?
>>>>
>>>>Alt-130 does the trick on this machine..
>>>
>>>Die BJ.. It doesn't work on this.  Sad
>>
>>Shall we let him off the hook, and just tell him to use the keypad numbers?
>
>Aghhh! ‚  ahhHhhh!!!!!!    Ahhhhakjlgh aer4u!!!
>
€“¤gâƒÂÀ†â¡•¥$ GŒzm”­

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SHITLINKMsg # 25 of 282                  Date: Mon 23/12/1996, 10:10 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 41 times

     To: All
Subject: The best of the Santa Chats :>:>:>

THE MASKED HACKER (Age 29), Wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-24 at 19:02
===========================================================================Santa​: The! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
The: Yeah so
Santa: You have the spirit of Santa with you.
The: No, thats the jim beam
Santa: We see things the same way. Smile
The: Hey santa where my fucking bike?
Santa: Ho! Santa will have his hands full this year.
The: Thats not good enough
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
The: well i am in the shit then
Santa: If you want to give Santa Claus shit I'll return the favor.
The: piss off
SANTA terminated normally at 19:04

===========================================================================BOGEY​ (Age 29), avalon entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-24 at 21:12
===========================================================================Santa​: Bogey! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Bogey: I'm not?
Santa: Tell me more.
Bogey: Got any tactical nukes?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Bogey: Right.
Santa: What? I speak every language but there are some words I can't
Santa: read. Can you word that a different way?
Bogey: Left.
Santa: Try using different words. You're beyond my English vocabulary.
Bogey: You're a quick typer.
Santa: It's this baggy jacket getting in my way, but we know you wouldn't
Santa: want Santa to sit around in shirt sleeves. Talking with you is
Santa: ... special... and I dress up for it.
Bogey: You dress up just to talk with me?
Santa: WELL! What a surprise!
Santa: But I knew that all along. Smile
Bogey: Goodbye.
SANTA terminated normally at 21:15

===========================================================================FISHM​AN (Age 29), Wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-24 at 23:50
===========================================================================Santa​: Fishman! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Fishman: Well I am.
Santa: I expect there's more than a little truth in that.
Santa: But it's Christmas!
Santa: How can I help make this a happy time for you and people you love?
Fishman: Well, I'd love a 80486 dx 80 mother board
Santa: I understand that. Christmas is especially about love things.
Fishman: Yes, But you can't have a 486 with out a Sound Blaster 16 CD ROM kit.
I can't spell
Santa: Is there a future for Santa as a stand-up comic?
Fishman: Yes
Santa: You have the spirit of Santa with you.
Fishman: Thanks
Santa: Being polite shows someone cared about you.
Fishman: Well, you could say that
Santa: We're still ready to write your wish list.
SANTA terminated normally at 23:55

===========================================================================JOY DE VIVRE (Age 29), Fairy Land entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-25 at 09:56
===========================================================================Santa​: Joy! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Santa: Hope I didn't confuse you with that.
Joy: GET ME OUT!
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Joy: Note this: sod off.
Santa: No? Are you holding something back, like a name or description?
Joy: no
Santa: Tell Santa about it.
Joy: For x-mas, I wanted a dead santa.
Santa: I've been hearing that a lot this year.
Joy: I bet.  You rip too many kids off.  Go away
SANTA terminated normally at 09:58

===========================================================================FLYT (Age 29), porirua entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-25 at 12:34
===========================================================================Santa​: Flyt! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Flyt: wheres my bloody presents you old bastard
Santa: A wonderful expectation every year around this time.
Flyt: not good enough.. I wanted that gun to kill dad
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Flyt: sure.. you said that last year.. and what did you do.. forgot.
Santa: The past is the best guide to what the future holds, they say.
Santa: With improvements, of course. <g>
Flyt: so that means that you will forget every year huh!! you old bugger.. go h
ave a shave.
SANTA terminated normally at 12:37

===========================================================================JD (Age 29), wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-26 at 09:39
===========================================================================Santa​: Jd! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Jd: so santa how old are you?
Santa: I never think of myself as old. I'm ageless, born all over again
Santa: every year. Like Old Man Winter who just keeps rolling along.
Jd: what is the biggest prent you deiled
Santa: I nearly got that. Try another sentence construction.
Jd: that toke a long time to do!!!heheheh
Santa: The gift of laughter. <g>
Jd: I have to go and get something of the internet before my time runs out!Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Jd: could you do me a favour
Santa: Hmm... Santa may not have heard of it in those terms.
Santa: Is there another way to describe that?
Jd: could you put me back into Board Shitless please
Santa: If you want to give Santa Claus shit I'll return the favor.
Jd: bye
SANTA terminated normally at 09:52

===========================================================================YORIC​K (Age 29), wainuiomata entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-26 at 14:52
===========================================================================Santa​: Yorick! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Yorick: I have a friend
Santa: Ah, being friendly and having friends brings joy to your life.
Santa: And to a friend's life also.
Yorick: You wont me to talk to a machine
Santa: Machines are only human, you know.
Yorick: they are not human
Santa: Ah, human is the very essence of Santa. I make mistakes, too.
Yorick: how do I get out of this ?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Yorick: good
SANTA terminated normally at 14:54

===========================================================================FATCA​T (Age 29), Wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-26 at 16:45
===========================================================================Santa​: Fatcat! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Fatcat: I am alone
Santa: Then it's just you and I, and Ms Claus taking notes.
Santa: What's on your wish list this year?
Fatcat: I want a new printer
Santa: You're singing my song when you say that.
Fatcat: and elle mcpherson
Santa: WELL! What a surprise!
Santa: But I knew that all along. Smile
Fatcat: Really
Santa: Try using different words. You're beyond my English vocabulary.
Fatcat: Sorry
Santa: No need to apologize to Santa! Not ever.
Fatcat: Can I go?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Fatcat: bye
SANTA terminated normally at 16:48

===========================================================================SUBSO​NIK (Age 30), A galaxy far away entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-05 at 00:17
===========================================================================Santa​: Subsonik! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Subsonik: How can he see I'm not alone?
Santa: Ms Claus put that in our book.
Subsonik: Oh right... This is like Caht w/sysop door isnt it..
Santa: If you say door once more something will happen that can only
Santa: happen once during our chat.
Subsonik: door
Santa: YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: DOOR is one of Santa's 3 Magic Words!!!!!!!
Santa: Now I'll flip a gold sovereign to choose which of my two most
Santa: closely held secrets to tell you.
Santa: Ready?
Santa: Heads!!!
Santa: The secret is:
Santa: One..
Santa: Two..
Santa: THREE..
Santa: ÿ
Santa: ...THE FRONT DOOR OF MY HOUSE IS PAINTED RED!!!!
Santa:
Santa:
Santa:
Santa:
Santa: Those lines show up when it comes up Tails.
Santa: They reveal the other secret: how my reindeer can fly.
Subsonik: what a crcok!
Santa: Glad to see we agree on that.
Subsonik: great fun... how do i LEAVE?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Subsonik: bye
SANTA terminated normally at 00:19

===========================================================================QUINT​ON (Age 30), wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-06 at 01:08
===========================================================================Santa​: Quinton! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Quinton: Yes, I am alone.
Santa: Then it's just you and I, and Ms Claus taking notes.
Santa: What's on your wish list this year?
Quinton: I'd like some candy and a pony and a toy fire engine please.
Santa: We all have a special list of sweets and goodies.
Santa: What kind of candy do you like best?
Quinton: Ummm...I like Skittles the best.
Santa: um? This is no time to be pensive...
Quinton: Pensive?
Santa: What? I speak every language but there are some words I can't
Santa: read. Can you word that a different way?
Quinton: Let's have passionate sex.
Santa: Sex is like having Santa around 12 months a year.
Quinton: Sex?
SANTA terminated normally at 01:11

===========================================================================QUINT​ON (Age 30), wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-06 at 14:37
===========================================================================Santa​: Quinton! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Quinton: I see you're drunk...
Santa: We should get to your wish list before we forget why you're here. Smile
Quinton: Smile
Santa: Is there a future for Santa as a stand-up comic?
Quinton: Nah, you're not funny at all.
Santa: Santa's been known to tell a joke or two,
Santa: when asked the right way.
Quinton: Could you PLEASE tell me a joke?
Santa: The last man in the world sat warming his feet by the fire when
Santa: there came a knock at the door. That's more a mystery than a joke.
Quinton: For christmas I'd like some drugs please.
Santa: We all have a special list of sweets and goodies.
Santa: What kind of drug do you like best?
Quinton: I like crack the best.
Santa: Hmm... Santa may not have heard of it in those terms.
Santa: Is there another way to describe that?
Quinton: Give me a pony for christmas please.
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Quinton: Yay!
SANTA terminated normally at 14:41

===========================================================================BJ THE HUN (Age 30), Hun City entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-06 at 18:18
===========================================================================Santa​: Bj! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Bj: What is your relationship with the little elf boys?
Santa: This bunch are the hardest workers I've ever had.
Santa: Just as busy as... well, as elves. Smile
Bj: I see, so how are the rain-deer doing?
Santa: What? I speak every language but there are some words I can't
Santa: read. Can you word that a different way?
Bj: Sorry, how are the raindeer doing?
Santa: No need to apologize to Santa! Not ever.
Bj: HOW ARE THE BLOODY RAINDEER?
Santa: Try using different words. You're beyond my English vocabulary.
Bj: How many kids do you and Ms Santa have?
Santa: Is there a future for Santa as a stand-up comic?
Bj: Oh yes, you can say totally stupid things infront of heaps of people.
Santa: Santa is love. Whether or not love is stupid
Santa: isn't for me to say.
Bj: Santa, you have a very smelly house.
Santa: The gift of laughter. <g>
Bj: So laughing makes your house smelly?
Santa: Santa's been there before and even if you move to a new one, I'll
Santa: find you without any problem.
Bj: So you never let people go?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Bj: So you are a possesive psycho?
Santa: Hmm... Santa may not have heard of it in those terms.
Santa: Is there another way to describe that?
Bj: Santa, I need advice on a car
Santa: Santa will give away everything at Christmas but secrets.
Bj: I see, so there is no way I can get the secret of cheap car buying out of you?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Bj: I didn't ask you that, old turd, I asked you about buying a car.,
Santa: Santa can keep secrets. Hmm... car... noted.
Bj: Right, what sort of car?
Santa: Ok... Bj's house... car...
Bj: NO NO YOU OLD GIT! Can't you read, I would like ADVICE on buying a car!
SANTA terminated normally at 19:03

===========================================================================RICH WAUGH (Age 46), Fort Lauderdale, FL entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-08 at 11:===========================================================================Sa​nta: Rich! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Rich: I'm also not Rich.  I'm Aimee. I haven't got the config right.
Santa: Tell Santa about it.
Rich: I am.  Rich Waugh made this program, but I'm not him.
Santa: I KNOW you. We've talked before. I've been to your house!
Rich: He must have been living here before me.  I'm NOT rich!
Santa: Glad you appreciate Santa.
Rich: I'm beginning not to.
Santa: Tell me more.
Rich: What is the meaning of life, Santa?
Santa: Questing to know the Meaning of Life, a man set out to ask the most
Santa: remote guru on the globe. He spent 40 years climbing all the peaks of
Santa: Nepal and Tibet for nothing until, half-way up Mt. Everest when he was
Santa: 75 and near death, he came to the Greatest Guru of Them All.
Santa: Barely breathing, he gasped, 'Great Guru, what is the Meaning of Life?'
Santa: And the guru answered, 'Life is like a banana.' Puzzled, the quester
Santa: asked, 'Are you sure?' The guru answered:
Santa: 'OK, so it isn't.'
Rich: So that is the meaning of life?
Santa: What's on your wish list this year?
Rich: I'll have a man.
Santa: The gift of laughter. <g>
Rich: ok, so I'm not serious.
Santa: Tell Santa about it.
Rich: No, you tell me about it.
Santa: The last man in the world sat warming his feet by the fire when
Santa: there came a knock at the door. That's more a mystery than a joke.
Santa: Tell me more.
Rich: How are the reindeer?
Santa: |\/\/\/|   /\ /\  /\   >>>>>>>>>>Dasher
Santa: |      |   | V  \/ \---.  >>>>>>>>>Dancer
Santa: |      |   \_        /       >>>>>>>Prancer
Santa: | (o)(o)     (o)(o)  <__.       >>>>>>>>Vixen
Santa: C      _)   _C         /           >>>>>>>Rudolph
Santa: ÿ| ,___|   /____,   )  \        >>>>>>>>Comet
Santa: ÿ|   /  HI  \     /----'     >>>>>>>>>Cupid
Santa: ÿ/____\ DUDE ooooo        >>>>>>>>>Donner
Santa: /       \   /     \    >>>>>>>>>Blitzen
Santa: ÿ
Santa: What's this??...
Santa: HITCHHIKERS!!!!!
Rich: nice one Santa :>
SANTA terminated normally at 11:47

===========================================================================ZOSIM​OS (Age 30), Panopolis entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-08 at 23:53
===========================================================================Santa​: Zosimos! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Zosimos: very observant of you Santa!
Santa: What? I speak every language but there are some words I can't
Santa: read. Can you word that a different way?
Zosimos: Sure! Yes I have my friend Pete with me
Santa: Ah, being friendly and having friends brings joy to your life.
Santa: And to a friend's life also.
Zosimos: True
Santa: True for sure... or only a little? Smile
Zosimos: Hey Santa! Can I have a new watch for Christmas?
Santa: That went up on the Big Blackboard here in my den.
Zosimos: Cool!!
Santa: Ho Ho! Thank you. You're pretty cool yourself.
Zosimos: Well it is a cold night :>
Santa: I see and take note of all the messages to me. Just want you to know that.
Zosimos: Thank you Santa! and I just want to tell you that your not sick like BJ said!
Santa: Tell me more.
Zosimos: BJ thinks that your the Anti-Christ!!
Santa: I nearly got that. Try another sentence construction.
Zosimos: Look you senile old git! Up yours and in your ear with a blunt spoon
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Zosimos: Oh shit! does that mean I wont get my watch?
SANTA terminated normally at 00:01

===========================================================================JAYES​H RAMA (Age 30), wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-09 at 18:11
===========================================================================Santa​: Jayesh! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Jayesh: Hello Santa, do you have lots of things for me this year?
Santa: Santa knows more than he's willing to say.
Santa: We keep a few secrets, you know. Smile
Jayesh: Tell me what I'm getting
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Jayesh: Do you want me to leave out some cookies this year?
Santa: We all have a special list of sweets and goodies.
Santa: What kind of cookie do you like best?
Jayesh: Chocolate!
Santa: I stay around a wee bit longer when I find a plate of chocolate chip
Santa: cookies waiting for me. I don't drink milk.
Santa: It's bad for Santa's digestion.
Jayesh: Do you want Beer instead?
Santa: You're singing my song when you say that.
Jayesh: you are cool
Santa: Ho Ho! Thank you. You're pretty cool yourself.
Jayesh: goodnight
SANTA terminated normally at 18:17

===========================================================================RASPU​TIN (Age 30), Lower Hutt entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-10 at 14:22
===========================================================================Santa​: Rasputin! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Rasputin: My bodyguard is ready in case you try any more of that funny stuff
you did last time with me sister..
Santa: Santa's been known to tell a joke or two,
Santa: when asked the right way.
Rasputin: My sister didn't think it funny, cause you did it to her the wrong
way !
Santa: Santa has a sense of humor.
Rasputin: but a bad sense of direction. What would your wife say if she found out ?
Santa: wife brings out the magic around Santa's workshop!
Rasputin: does she hit you with this magic she brings out?
Santa: Santa never travels light, and the reindeer never lose the baggage.
Santa: I think you can count on Santa coming through. But for now, it's my
Santa: secret.
Rasputin: You don't travel light because you're obese, and you shouldn't
call your wife baggage. Your secret will be out in court soon, you molester
Santa: Some things warm Santa's heart... wife is one of them.
Rasputin: She'll be warming your heart with hot lead from a gun when my sister presses charges you perverted sicko
Santa: Always is a long, long time. Like love. That's heart to me.
Rasputin: Don't talk about what's long that you love, that's what got you into the trouble you're gonna be in now you perverted weasel
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Rasputin: So has my sister in her statement to the Police.
Santa: Glad you appreciate Santa.
Rasputin: My sister doesn't.   Did you vote national you wanker?
Santa: What? I speak every language but there are some words I can't
Santa: read. Can you word that a different way?
Rasputin: Have a sharp stick in your eye.  I hate you  go away
SANTA terminated normally at 14:29

===========================================================================ZOSIM​OS (Age 30), Panopolis entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-10 at 21:22
===========================================================================Santa​: Zosimos! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Zosimos: Hi Santa! Yup Im not alone and the truth is out there! I was just
thinking that perhaps you and Mrs Claus would like to come over for
Christmas lunch?
Santa: I KNOW you. We've talked before. I've been to your house!
Zosimos: Great! Then you will know the way!! See you around 12 then ?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Zosimos: Cool! you can bring the wine! Say hello to that cute little elf in
packing for me :>
Santa: Ho Ho! Thank you. You're pretty cool yourself.
Zosimos: OK Santa my main man, catch you on the 25th and dont be late!
Santa: Glad to see we agree on that.
Zosimos: hehehe yup, Hey one more thing! Can I have a big Teddy Bear for the
Santa: Ms Claus put that in our book.
Zosimos: OK thanks Santa!, Dont forget my Watch!!!!
SANTA terminated normally at 21:28

===========================================================================COLIN​ HAY (Age 30), wgtn entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-11 at 00:22
===========================================================================Santa​: Colin! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Colin: Well who is really?
Santa: I expect there's more than a little truth in that.
Santa: But it's Christmas!
Santa: How can I help make this a happy time for you and people you love?
Colin: Learn to type dickwad
Santa: It's this baggy jacket getting in my way, but we know you wouldn't
Santa: want Santa to sit around in shirt sleeves. Talking with you is
Santa: ... special... and I dress up for it.
SANTA terminated normally at 00:24

===========================================================================CHRIS​ GRAHAM (Age 30), WE entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-12 at 17:16
===========================================================================Santa​: Chris! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Chris: I want a train for christmas
Santa: Santa can probably handle that.
Chris: i want cindy crawford for christmas
Santa: Tell me more.
Chris: I want elle macpherson for christmas
Santa: WELL! What a surprise!
Santa: But I knew that all along. Smile
Chris: I want pornos for christmas
Santa: No? Are you holding something back, like a name or description?
Chris: Well any porno will do
Santa: Tell me more.
Chris: I want claudia for christmas
Santa: I've been hearing that a lot this year.
Chris: I want my daddy
Santa: You're singing my song when you say that.
SANTA terminated normally at 17:19

===========================================================================ANNA WRATISLAV (Age 30), Island Bay Wellingto entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-12 a===========================================================================Sant​a: Anna! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Anna: What kind of a freak are you?
Santa: This is a time for Santa to get ideas from you,
Santa: not give secrets away.
Anna: Well, I don't have any ideas at the moment.
Santa: Glad you appreciate Santa.
Anna: o.k. Good!
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Anna: Who are you?
Santa: You know me. Everyone knows Santa Claus, I hope.
Anna: Can I talk to Mrs Claus?
Santa: Santa can't promise that, but I promise to try.
Anna: But that's not good enough. I want to talk to her now!
SANTA terminated normally at 18:58

===========================================================================TURTL​E (Age 30), welly entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-14 at 23:03
===========================================================================Santa​: Turtle! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Turtle: you're very strange santa
Santa: This whole season is a little strange, strange and wonderful.
Santa: Don't you agree?
Turtle: yeah i guess so. so how are ya santa?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Turtle: uh yeah. this is confusing me, i didn't even mean to come and talk to you
Santa: I hope you're enjoying this as much as I am.
Turtle: well how much are you enjoying it?
Santa: We're still ready to write your wish list.
Turtle: ok well all i want for christmas are my two front teeth my two fron teeth........
Santa: Glad to see we agree on that.
Turtle: ahh you are wrong! i already have my two front teeth
Santa: Tell me more.
Turtle: you have no future
Santa: Glad you appreciate Santa.
Turtle: maybe.
Santa: Maybe for sure... or only a little? Smile
Turtle: for sure.

===========================================================================DARK (Age 30), Dark Potatoe entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-18 at 16:59
===========================================================================Santa​: Dark! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Dark: umm actually I am. Ring my BBS
Santa: You might thank the sysop here for this direct line to Santa.
Dark: Call my BBS
SANTA terminated normally at 17:00

===========================================================================THE MASKED MAN (Age 30), Lower Hutt entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-20 at 12:37
===========================================================================Santa​: The! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
The: yeah , you suck santa
Santa: You have the spirit of Santa with you.
The: i am bored shitless
Santa: The elves will probably tie a bow on that. Even shit can
Santa: be improved with a ribbon and bow.
The: jous vou^s deux la voila jeu mard.
Santa: Try using different words. You're beyond my English vocabulary.
The: you said that you can speak different lanuages you bullshit artist
Santa: If shit is what you want from Santa, shit is what you'll get.
The: bye
SANTA terminated normally at 12:43

===========================================================================WRATT​I (Age 30), Island Bay Wellingto entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-20 at 16:19
===========================================================================Santa​: Wratti! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Wratti: I am alone you idiot!
Santa: Then it's just you and I, and Ms Claus taking notes.
Santa: What's on your wish list this year?
Wratti: You stupid feak don't you realise we are plotting against you on other boards?
Santa: I hope Santa is always what you want him to be.
Wratti: Yeah right santa bites! you're a child molester!
Santa: Well isn't that special... thanks for telling me.
Wratti: You're welcome....NOT!!!
Santa: No? Are you holding something back, like a name or description?
Wratti: what the hell are you going on about you stupid old bag!
Santa: I can only tell you a couple of things about myself before
Santa: modesty compels me to retire for this session.
Wratti: Go ahead then....I'm listening.
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Wratti: Good!
SANTA terminated normally at 16:24

===========================================================================GIZMO​ (Age 30), lower hutt entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-20 at 17:00
===========================================================================Santa​: Gizmo! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Gizmo: The worldis your oyster, and mine has algae bloom...
Santa: Glad you appreciate Santa.
Gizmo: I may have been a good little boy this year, but have you been a badlittle Satan Claws?
Santa: I've made a note of everything you said. I won't forget.
Gizmo: Roses are red, violets are blue if your through with this do you want
a screw???
Santa: OK, that's what Santa needs to hear.
Gizmo: Yeah I bet he does.  ;>
Santa: You have the spirit of Santa with you.
Gizmo: And 2 dozen as well.
Santa: I expect there's more than a little truth in that.
Santa: But it's Christmas!
Santa: How can I help make this a happy time for you and people you love?
Gizmo: Well I can show you the gift that keeps on giving.
SANTA terminated normally at 17:04

===========================================================================KIEL NOLLY (Age 30), Miramar entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-20 at 20:22
===========================================================================Santa​: Kiel! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Kiel: ok
Santa: We see things the same way. Smile
Kiel: Do we? what do you think of motor-bikes then?
Santa: We're well-stocked with good ones. Some we make here
Santa: and some come from exotic places no one but Santa has ever heard of.
Kiel: ok
Santa: Good.
Kiel: yes
SANTA terminated normally at 20:26

===========================================================================DJ LAW (Age 30), wellington entered SANTA v1.1 on 12-21 at 20:54
===========================================================================Santa​: Dj! Welcome to Santa's computer room. Come right in.
Santa: I see you're not alone...
Dj: no, am i alone, what i want 4 xmas is a files area on this bbs 4 me Smile
Santa: You might thank the sysop here for this direct line to Santa.
Dj: yeah yeah, but 4 xmas i *WANT* a files area
Santa: Santa can probably handle that.
Dj: hmmmmmm, but can aimee?
Santa: Hope I didn't confuse you with that.
Dj: no, but u prob did (silly santa)
Santa: No? Are you holding something back, like a name or description?
Dj: yes
Santa: We see things the same way. Smile
Dj: hmmmmm, ya know, that files area 4 DJ LAW would be nice on dis bbs
SANTA terminated normally at 20:56
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SHITLINKMsg # 26 of 282                  Date: Fri 24/01/1997,  8:53 am  [E]

From: AIMEE                      Read: 38 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: Listal

>
>Listal is an interesting word! Obscure in the extreme.

hehehe That's probably because I made it up ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 27 of 282                  Date: Wed 29/01/1997,  7:30 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 32 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Listal

AI>>Listal is an interesting word! Obscure in the extreme.

AI>hehehe That's probably because I made it up ;>

I had a feeling you had! But I thought "no Aimee would'nt do that!"
"Not our Aimee"  Smile
-=-
 * SLMR 2.0 *

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SHITLINKMsg # 28 of 282                  Date: Wed  5/02/1997,  1:14 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 40 times

     To: SIR MUDGUARD            Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: kiddies tv

>>>Well, yes technically you are of course. But you're not old enough to feel
>>>like that. Can I grease or what? But seriously says Mudguard in a
>>>fevoured(?) pitch trying to save his/her/it logon, we always new you were
>>>forever young! (sigh)
>>
>>It also helps that the bbs donations go towards eye tucks, liposuction and
>>butt tucking ;>
>
>I'll see you down the clinic sometime. Mind you, you won't get much if you
>only rely on donations, those plastic surgeons are real rip offs. I mean I
>had a nose job and it cost heaps, it still looks the same though.

Last time I was in the black, I went down to the clinic with what money I
had, asked for the works and woke up with a beauty spot.

I didn't know that facial punctuation cost so much!

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SHITLINKMsg # 29 of 282                  Date: Thu 27/02/1997, 12:53 pm  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 42 times

     To: LUCKY LUKE              Fwd From: :            Occult Stuff          
Subject: Re: Freaky conspricy guy..

>>>>>65% of people in Vim Valley say you're wrong ;>
>>>>
>>>>Whereat's Vim Valley¨
>>
>>>Duh hon?  <blonde look>  If you look back, I was the one with the one-line
>>>%)
>>
>>Oops, I thought it was slang for something, sorry, I should've laughed
>>Smile
>
>Since i can't laugh with you, I'll laugh AT you Hahahah ha hA :>

And I'll laugh at you.
(To the tune of Barneys song)
  I laugh at you, You laugh at me
  We're as nutty as can be,
  With a wallop and a thwack, someone hits the floor
  No more arguments anymore.                    

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SHITLINKMsg # 30 of 282                  Date: Wed  5/03/1997,  6:05 pm  [E]
From: SIR MUDGUARD               Read: 36 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :     Subconscious Yearnings...    
Subject: Re: This area

>>>>What do clothes symbolise to you¨ Not what the books say, what YOU thi
>>>>When do these dreams happen: first thing, next, or last dreams of the nig
>>>>
>>>
>>>I assume that the clothes symbolise the facade that I put on before
>>>meeting a crowd of people.  (Oooo... I'm Freud!) ;>
>>
>>I think you are right in considering clothes as a projected image. Of cours
>>they are, they say who we are, or want to be. That's why it's funny when
>>someone wears a bright coloured wig etc. I dunno about freud, some kiddie
>>pervert, or so they say.
>
>'Clothes maketh the man', as they say :>  ... Hmm.. what maketh the woman
>then? 

Usually a couple of g&t's does  the trick.

But seriously, women seem to be somewhat more complex than men. Men are
simple beings easily pleased. Now woman on the other hand deal in a lot of
soul searching about this and that. Men sometimes do not understand what
women are on about coz they're running on a different wavelength.

You know about the obserevation about what men and women do first when they
walk into a crowded room. Men first look at the women. And women first look
at the other women. Men perve, women assess the competition. Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 31 of 282                  Date: Wed  5/03/1997, 10:11 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 34 times

     To: SIR MUDGUARD            Fwd From: :     Subconscious Yearnings...    
Subject: Re: This area

>Usually a couple of g&t's does  the trick.

Can we hear from Bo on this? ;>

>But seriously, women seem to be somewhat more complex than men. Men are
>simple beings easily pleased. Now woman on the other hand deal in a lot of
>soul searching about this and that. Men sometimes do not understand what
>women are on about coz they're running on a different wavelength.

We do it on purpose, y'know ;>

>You know about the obserevation about what men and women do first when they
>walk into a crowded room. Men first look at the women. And women first look
>at the other women. Men perve, women assess the competition. Smile

Yuppers!  Women also dress for other women... there's nothing better than
walking into a room and hearing another woman saying 'Bitch!' under her
breath ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 32 of 282                  Date: Thu  6/03/1997,  8:09 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 38 times

     To: SIR MUDGUARD
Subject: Re: This area

>>>Usually a couple of g&t's does  the trick.
>>
>>Can we hear from Bo on this? ;>
>
>She can't at the mo, she's under my spell Smile

Spell of bad weather?  :>

>>>But seriously, women seem to be somewhat more complex than men. Men are
>>>simple beings easily pleased. Now woman on the other hand deal in a lot of
>>>soul searching about this and that. Men sometimes do not understand what
>>>women are on about coz they're running on a different wavelength.
>>
>>We do it on purpose, y'know ;>
>
>Never thought of it that way, now come to think on it they've been doing it
>for yonks! Men are stupid at times.... but we don't have periods!

Neither do we!  GOTCHA!!!

>>Yuppers!  Women also dress for other women... there's nothing better tha
>>walking into a room and hearing another woman saying 'Bitch!' under her
>>breath ;>
>
>Seems such a high goal to shoot for Smile Why not go for, " wow the woman's so
>confident of herself she nicked my drink?"

We go far enough for "wow the woman's so confident of herself she nicked my
boyfriend!"  :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 33 of 282                  Date: Fri  7/03/1997,  5:16 pm  [E]
From: SIR MUDGUARD               Read: 34 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: This area

>>>>Usually a couple of g&t's does  the trick.
>>>
>>>Can we hear from Bo on this? ;>
>>
>>She can't at the mo, she's under my spell Smile
>
>Spell of bad weather?  :>

I'm glad you spelt that right. Not so much that as like racing round doing
stuff. Hopefully things will slow down a bit soon Smile
>
>>>>But seriously, women seem to be somewhat more complex than men. Men are
>>>>simple beings easily pleased. Now woman on the other hand deal in a lot o
>>>>soul searching about this and that. Men sometimes do not understand what
>>>>women are on about coz they're running on a different wavelength.
>>>
>>>We do it on purpose, y'know ;>
>>
>>Never thought of it that way, now come to think on it they've been doing it
>>for yonks! Men are stupid at times.... but we don't have periods!
>
>Neither do we!  GOTCHA!!!

You mean it's all a cruel hoax? An excuse to be the four  horsemen , gumpy,
puffy, horney and the other one? We men are stupidSad But at least we know
that! Smile
>
>>>Yuppers!  Women also dress for other women... there's nothing better th
>>>walking into a room and hearing another woman saying 'Bitch!' under her
>>>breath ;>
>>
>>Seems such a high goal to shoot for Smile Why not go for, " wow the woman's so
>>confident of herself she nicked my drink?"
>
>We go far enough for "wow the woman's so confident of herself she nicked my
>boyfriend!"  :>

So are we mere males to understand that we are trifling chattels?
Surely we are more! Bringers home of the broken and never to be fixed
automotive part that shall rest in the garage gathering dust? The makers of
mess so a real woman can feel fulfilled cleaning it up? Theorisers of
profound ideas for which a woman is not cut out to understand? Followers of
Sky sport and, last but not least, _MEN_ we shave our faces, unlike women,
we fart out loud! Unlike women of some tact, we belch to show pleasure at
the food placed before us. Without us women would have no meaning to life.

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SHITLINKMsg # 34 of 282                  Date: Mon 10/03/1997,  6:20 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 47 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: Where did they all go...

>>What ever happened to the Good old Boards (Preasent one accounted for)
>Have you heard of Overboard, or The Sewer System (both from MANY moons
Used to go on Overboard a bit. Used to mainly go on the Cave & Harbour bd

>>and the word WIBBLE!
>I've read it in the last fortnight or so, but I'm not sure if it was here
>or Sideways.  What's its best usage anyway?
WIBBLE USAGE...

Lessee....

Wibble!

Gibber stutter wibble wibble Cluck boing.

(The Cluck bang is a story in its own right... lesee, somthing like this)

Stan was my little ball of lint that thought he was a rubber chicken.
Cluck...
who thought he could fly...

Wibble wibble, gibber.. Wheres mu huggy jacket with the buckles on the back

Confused?... then theres only one reply... Wibble.. Get it now... no .. ahh
well

Also there were the keystroke cartoons...

8-)

8-(

8-,

d8)   - My little character

q8)   - Put his hat on backwards & heres Homie

q8>         """
           q. .p
             "
           ( U )

-----------============ X.L.N.C wuz ere Yadda yadda yadda

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SHITLINKMsg # 35 of 282                  Date: Tue 11/03/1997,  1:01 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 36 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: Where did they all go...

>WIBBLE USAGE...
>Lessee....
>Wibble!
>Gibber stutter wibble wibble Cluck boing.
>(The Cluck bang is a story in its own right... lesee, somthing like this)
>Stan was my little ball of lint that thought he was a rubber chicken.
>Cluck...
>who thought he could fly...

I thought that Stan (mayherestinpeace) was the mascot for the
Magillicuddy Serious Party, and was killed during routine manoeuvres(?) at
the yearly battle... I couldn't make it to his funeral, and I've always
regretted that. 8~-(

Wasn't Stan (mayherestinpeace) also the brains behind the 'Save The
Antelopes From Seriousness Fund?'  Did you give to that?

;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 36 of 282                  Date: Sat 29/03/1997,  5:59 pm  [E]
From: LUCKY LUKE                 Read: 32 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Upper Hutt

>>I like reading the slates. Some dead people had a good sence of
>>humor, like the one that says "Not dead just resting" and My favourite from
>>a wgtn grave, "Not here by choice"... d8)
>>
>
>Mine will probably just say "Next!" :>

or...Sysop unavailable for chat Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 37 of 282                  Date: Wed 19/03/1997, 11:14 pm  [E]
From: GEOFF BAYLIS               Read: 50 times

     To: AIMEE WINN              Fwd From: :         SysOp's Scribbles        
Subject: Mouse Trap Ideas #1

>Well... nor will the mouse.  Drat!  We're both determined to catch this
>mouse for the same reason :>  For Bitzen to play with.  I'll get it
>eventually!
>Until then.. have fun, and gimme all your mousetrap ideas :>

Hows about this then...
The Trap...
A way for the mouse to get to the rim of a bucket...
A ruler taped like a hinge on the edge, out to the bucket centre.
Bait on one end of the ruler... (Over the bucket)
A weight enough to keep the bait from tipping the ruler.
Water 1/4 up the bucket.
The Plan
Mouse walks out on the ruler to get the bait,
His weight tips the ruler,
He goes for a swim and can't jump out!
The Diagram

                  BAIT                          Weight
       |          ========Ruler==========================
       |                                 | BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
       |                                 | BOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXOBXBOX
                                           XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
       ...

       |WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW| XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
       |WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW| XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
       ----------------------------------- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The rest of the plan goes somthing like this... put a mound in the
middle of the bucket just big enough for one mouse... any others falling in
will battle for the dry land. The need for food will drive the strongest to
canabalism. After a good time, release this Canabal mouse again...
He'll now go deal to the other mice bright enough not to fall in!

I guess with only one mouse u wont have to worry about training a canabal


PS.. My Brother had us round to dinner one time..
A mouse appeared and shot under the stove..
I called the dog for a joke (He was a full grown ridgeback cross mongrel
pigdog Footrotflats Dog lookalike with long legs)
Pulled the heating drawer out and the dog lept into the space
(1/3 his height)... There was a Thump as his nose hit the side wall...
A pause.. then another Nose to wall thump...
Then he backed out...
Chewed a couple of times...
Spat out a rather seconhand looking mouse..
Wanded back to his mat as if it was an everyday event.

---=== X.L.N.C wuz here ===---

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SHITLINKMsg # 38 of 282                  Date: Thu 10/04/1997,  8:23 am  [E]
From: RON                        Read: 39 times

     To: Aimee
Subject: Public not private message


Thank you for your endearing reply In private mail.

Its been quite some time since I've had such a warm, sensative and caring
E-mail Wink

Aimee, Lets face it, you might as well just delete me as a user, My access
is virtually nil anyway and you have made it quite clear that I am not
wellcome by you on here.

I was trying to make a point to you earlier this week and unfortunately it
fell on deaf ears.

I shall elaborate as you appear to have mistaken what I was trying to say
for something else.

I said that something has been missing from your board, that thing is YOU!
I would say that most people (including myself) log on here because of the
very unique `feel' that Board Shitless has.

You have a personality that shows through in your postings etc that people
like. It is what first drew me to become a regular on here.

That was what I wanted to tell you.

Thank you.

I am sorry to have posted this in a public forum, but as I have no E-mail I
could do little else.

Its a beautifull day outside isnt it!   Catchya....hmmmm ..well maybe not Wink

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SHITLINKMsg # 39 of 282                  Date: Fri 11/04/1997,  7:58 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 34 times

     To: RON
Subject: Re: Public not private message

>Aimee, Lets face it, you might as well just delete me as a user, My access
>is virtually nil anyway and you have made it quite clear that I am not
>wellcome by you on here.

Ok.  You have two weeks to put your affairs in order.

Remember.  It was your choice.

Case closed.

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SHITLINKMsg # 40 of 282                  Date: Thu 17/04/1997,  7:59 pm  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 28 times

     To: LUCKY LUKE
Subject: Re: Famous Marketing stuff-ups

>>>
>>>R>      FAMOUS PRODUCT NAME ERRORS I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING
>>>
>>>Ha!  heheheh.....oh to be a translator...
>>
>>When I was in Holland watching stuff (Almost all in English) the Dutch
>>subtitles often were very different.  Same in the subtitled movies.
>>My mum speaks 4 languages fluently, and once worked in a Dutch Internationa
>>hotel (or Motel, can't remember) Anyway, she lost the job for speaking the
>>wrong language to the wrong person Smile
>
>Damn Shit‚ Muslems! No sense of humour Wink

Hehehe. David Letterman said his cab went East instead of West, and the
cab driver explained that it was midday and he had to face mecca.
reminds me of another joke, it's inna file on c: I think, <'ang on>
Nah, it's on a floppy, but it was some sort of classified ad for a whoopee
cushion with built in compass, to face mecca while farting in the direction
of zion.... hmmm ....s

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SHITLINKMsg # 41 of 282                  Date: Thu 17/04/1997, 10:33 am  [E]
From: DEADLY                     Read: 25 times

     To: ALAN RAMIS
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>> Yup a very sexy RED headed stomach......   Not too bad at pool as well!
>>
>>Probably no too bad in the pool as well....
>>
>>Sorry Aimee just me bieng sexist   <G>
>
>Well so long as its not a red haired stomach! ;>
>
>So does that make her a double Pool Shark ? Wink

 Adouble red headed MAKO pool shark!!

Cheers DCH
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SHITLINKMsg # 42 of 282                  Date: Fri 18/04/1997, 12:26 pm  [E]

From: AIMEE                      Read: 25 times

     To: DEADLY
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>>>Sorry Aimee just me bieng sexist   <G>
>>Well so long as its not a red haired stomach! ;>
>>So does that make her a double Pool Shark ? Wink
>
> Adouble red headed MAKO pool shark!!

Hey!  Are you calling me weak with no taste?!

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SHITLINKMsg # 43 of 282                  Date: Mon 21/04/1997,  9:04 am  [E]
From: RON                        Read: 28 times

     To: DEADLY
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>>> That sounds like my comment to her <G>
>>
>>>Cheers DCH
>>
>>She must be getting rusty! Wink She used to beat me more often than not! Smile
>>
>>..and I dont even want to mention her chess playing Sad <sulk> Wink
>
> she probably cheats <G>
>
Nah, Unless she's the worlds fastest learner! , She swore she could'nt
play chess, I showed her the basics and by day two it was "CHECK-MATE!"

<grumble> Wink     <GG>

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SHITLINKMsg # 44 of 282                  Date: Sat  4/01/1997,  7:36 am  [E]
From: GOLLUM                     Read: 52 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From:                                    
Subject: My silly answerphone message ! 8-)

Hi Aimee. Did you hear my message I left on your answering machine ?
I said "Hi it's Oliver here, I just wanted to wish you a happy new year and
all the best, seeya !"

Now poor 'ol Aimee woulda been scratching her head, wondering, `Now who is
Oliver ?'

Well now you know, it was me !

Hehehe, sorry about that, anyway, I like the answerphone thing with Dame
Edna, it's cool ! 8-)

Gollum, from the Misty Mountains.

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SHITLINKMsg # 45 of 282                  Date: Sun  2/03/1997, 10:08 pm  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 41 times

     To: GOLLUM                  Fwd From:                                    
Subject: Re: Cute bunny

>What's happened to the cute little bunny ?
>Was he shot in the head or just a minor graze ?
>What's going to happen to the BBS ?
>AGGGRHRHHHH!!!!!
>Does noone care for the poor sweet bunny ? 8-(

I honestly care, I really do.
I wanted the bunny, for my stew.
I'm glad it's shot, and hopefully dead.
So That my tummy gets gratefully fed­

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SHITLINKMsg # 46 of 282                  Date: Tue 13/02/1996, 10:43 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 101 times

     To: DIMEBAG                 Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: re: Service?

>>>>The way to upset a yuppy is to burn his cell phone.  :>
>>>
>>>or grab his cell phone and pretend to put something metal in it..
>>
>>Umm like what?
>
>or for example, what i found last night, after stripping it down again, a
>peice of rolly paper stuck down the end of the arial......
>
>actully, it was quite funny, as i didnt think of looking down there..

Well done!  You win a chocolate fish! <crowd cheers, women go bezerk>

:>

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SHITLINKMsg # 47 of 282                  Date: Tue 13/02/1996,  4:22 pm  [E]
From: DIMEBAG                    Read: 93 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: re: Service?

>>actully, it was quite funny, as i didnt think of looking down there..
>
>Well done!  You win a chocolate fish! <crowd cheers, women go bezerk>
>
>:>

a chocy fish!    ohhhh!!

I like this "Women go bezerk" bit too  8)


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SHITLINKMsg # 48 of 282                  Date: Tue 13/02/1996,  4:24 pm  [E]
From: DIMEBAG                    Read: 93 times

     To: GIZMO                   Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: re: Service?

>>
>>Well done!  You win a chocolate fish! <crowd cheers, women go bezerk>
>>
>>:>
>
>But why!!??  He only found a bit of paper!!  You women are pathetic!!

but you forget, im not exactly the smartest person on this planet, and for
me to actully find something like that is quite a feet!   8)


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SHITLINKMsg # 49 of 282                  Date: Tue 13/02/1996, 10:57 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 97 times

     To: GIZMO                   Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: re: Service?

>>>>>>The way to upset a yuppy is to burn his cell phone.  :>
>>>>>
>>>>>or grab his cell phone and pretend to put something metal in it..
>>>>
>>>>Umm like what?
>>>
>>>or for example, what i found last night, after stripping it down again, a
>>>peice of rolly paper stuck down the end of the arial......
>>>
>>>actully, it was quite funny, as i didnt think of looking down there..
>>
>>Well done!  You win a chocolate fish! <crowd cheers, women go bezerk>
>>
>>:>
>
>But why!!??  He only found a bit of paper!!  You women are pathetic!!

Who do you think put it there?  ;>


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SHITLINKMsg # 50 of 282                  Date: Fri 22/11/1996,  1:49 am  [E]
From: GOLLUM                     Read: 56 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: Happy Birthday Aimee

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Jelly, custard, and stew,
Happy Birthday dear Aimee
Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday, SYS-OP,
Happy Birthday til your pants drop,
Will this song ever stop ?
Happy Birthday SYS-OP.

Happy Birthday Aimee Wyn,
A kiss, and hug, and evil grin,
Don't slip on that banana skin,
Happy Birthday Aimee Wyn.

Happy Birthday Sysopette,
I bought for you a private jet,
Unfortunately it didn't get here yet,
Happy Birthday Sysopette.

Happy Birthday Wellingtonian,
You're a babe but not a babylonian,
And like to eat from a macaroni tin,
Happy Birthday Wellingtonian.

Happy Birthday BS Founder
Your humour has more taste than a quarter pounder
Making other BBS's look like a floppy wet flounder
Happy Birthday BS Founder.

Happy BIRTHDAY AIMEEEEEEEE :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 51 of 282                  Date: Tue 26/11/1996, 12:33 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 52 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: Re: How to handle stress :>

>>    1.  Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.  See
>>        how many you can do at a time.Yup done this!

How many?  :>

>>    3.  Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.:> :> 

Done this :>  Sat on the kitchen bench across from the pot and tried to
catch 'em :>

>>    20.  Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
>>         Im allways looking for hidden messages!! :>



>>    25.  Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
>>      Soeb haveba gozum,bl‚??

A little to the left :>


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SHITLINKMsg # 52 of 282                  Date: Wed 27/11/1996, 12:59 am  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 48 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: Re: How to handle stress :>

>>>    1.  Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.  See
>>>        how many you can do at a time.Yup done this!
>
>How many?  :>
Put it this way: They dont call me Toxtiff O'Grady for nothing!

>>>    3.  Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.:> :> 
>
>Done this :>  Sat on the kitchen bench across from the pot and tried to
>catch 'em :>

Tried! Wink

>
>>>    20.  Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
>>>         Im allways looking for hidden messages!! :>
>
Thats thelast secret message I leave you! Have I ever told you that your
beautiful? :>!

>
>>>    25.  Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
>>>      Soeb haveba gozum,bl‚??
>
>A little to the left :>
>
Ahhh! thats better, now justa little down to the right ;>



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SHITLINKMsg # 53 of 282                  Date: Wed 27/11/1996, 11:19 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 43 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: Re: How to handle stress :>

>>>>    1.  Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.  See
>>>>        how many you can do at a time.Yup done this!
>>
>>How many?  :>
>Put it this way: They dont call me Toxtiff O'Grady for nothing!

They don't call you Toxtiff O'Grady at all!

>>>>    3.  Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.:> :> 
>>
>>Done this :>  Sat on the kitchen bench across from the pot and tried to
>>catch 'em :>
>
>Tried! Wink

How many did you catch?  Maybe we could have a competition ;>

>>>>    20.  Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
>>>>         Im allways looking for hidden messages!! :>
>>
>Thats thelast secret message I leave you! Have I ever told you that your
>beautiful? :>!
>

Heheheh you answered your own question!

>>>>    25.  Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
>>>>      Soeb haveba gozum,bl‚??
>>
>>A little to the left :>
>>
>Ahhh! thats better, now justa little down to the right ;>

Get in behind!  Oops.. I mean... uh.. <walks off humming a tune, hoping
noone spots the embarrassing blooper>

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SHITLINKMsg # 54 of 282                  Date: Wed 27/11/1996,  6:40 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 42 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: Re: How to handle stress :>

>>>>>    20.  Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
>>Thats thelast secret message I leave you! Have I ever told you that your
>>beautiful? :>!
>Heheheh you answered your own question!
Oh oops! so I did!, well here goes..Aim‚e your beautiful Smile for a sysop! Wink
>>>>>    25.  Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
>>>>>      Soeb haveba gozum,bl‚??
>>>
>>>A little to the left :>
>>>
>>Ahhh! thats better, now justa little down to the right ;>
>
>Get in behind!  Oops.. I mean... uh.. <walks off humming a tune, hoping
>noone spots the embarrassing blooper>
Please! I hardly know you! although its a damn good way to start! ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 55 of 282                  Date: Sat 30/11/1996, 12:05 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 39 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: ***         Local  Subboards       
Subject: Re: How to handle stress :>

>>>>>>    20.  Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
>>>Thats thelast secret message I leave you! Have I ever told you that you
>>>beautiful? :>!
>>Heheheh you answered your own question!
>Oh oops! so I did!, well here goes..Aim‚e your beautiful Smile for a sysop! Wink
Oi!  I've seen the other SysOps!
>>>>>>    25.  Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
>>>>>>      Soeb haveba gozum,bl‚??
>>>>
>>>>A little to the left :>
>>>>
>>>Ahhh! thats better, now justa little down to the right ;>
>>
>>Get in behind!  Oops.. I mean... uh.. <walks off humming a tune, hoping
>>noone spots the embarrassing blooper>
>Please! I hardly know you! although its a damn good way to start! ;>

Another way would be to arrive at the pub a little *earlier*!  We'd all gone
next door for dinner at 8:30!

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SHITLINKMsg # 56 of 282                  Date: Sun 13/04/1997, 12:11 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 31 times

     To: LUCKY LUKE              Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: XLNC

>>Hell.. if I had the money for that, I'd probably pay off the phone bill
>>instead ;>  ... Then get a better modem... maybe a colour screen.. some
>>clothes... etc
>You have no clothes!!!!????  :>

Old mother Hubbard (Nee Winn)
Went to the Cupboard,
to get her Daughter some clothes...
But when she got there,
the Cupboard was Bare...

And so was her daughter I s'pose.

                ---=== X.L.N.C wuz here ===---


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SHITLINKMsg # 57 of 282                  Date: Mon 31/07/1995, 10:40 pm  [E]
From: HARRY REDD                 Read: 58 times

     To: WEATHER LADY            Fwd From: ***        Shitlink Subboards      
Subject: Fake users...

>Keep an eye on the LOGIN/OUT list when clumps of users group together on
>more than 1 ocassion you get suspicious!
>Also people who are constantly Arguing, that might be to hide their cover!

When Board Shitless started up about four years ago there was a robot user
that used to reside on a friend of mine's PC. It was really just a clever
Word for Windows macro. It would dial up at some random time in the early
hours of the morning, log in and leave a few messages in a selection of
subbies. That messages were randomly generated sentences that almost made
sense in a consistent sort of way. People would reply to the messages, but
the robot would never reply back. It was a far more interesting user than a
lot of the human users at the time - particularly the ones that were into
the wild "wibbling" craze of the time.

The funny thing was that no-one ever picked it up.

Cheers

Harry T Robot

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SHITLINKMsg # 58 of 282                  Date: Mon 28/04/1997, 11:34 pm  [E]
From: JOY DE VIVRE               Read: 22 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>>>Hey!  Are you calling me weak with no taste?!
>>
>>Well      you mean just like that weasels piss you drink????
>
>Send me a bottle of something, and I'll prove I can drink ;>



hehehe.. I think Aimee proved she can drink this weekend.. *snicker* After
four bottles of wine, she and I were both more than a bit legless, and very
stomachless the next morning, but Aimee can put the champagne away with the
best of them, though I notice she does better with French Champagne..

But as for Rasputin.. well.. 1.5 bottles of beer, and he's anyones! hehehehe

Joy de Vivre

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SHITLINKMsg # 59 of 282                  Date: Tue 29/04/1997,  2:03 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 24 times

     To: JOY DE VIVRE
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>hehehe.. I think Aimee proved she can drink this weekend.. *snicker* After
>four bottles of wine, she and I were both more than a bit legless, and very
>stomachless the next morning, but Aimee can put the champagne away with the
>best of them, though I notice she does better with French Champagne..

*excuse* me?!  Legless?  Moi?!  Who was the one sitting down on the grass
for about 2 hours while me and Raspy played on the swings and slides?  Hmmm?

*hic*

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SHITLINKMsg # 60 of 282                  Date: Tue 29/04/1997,  3:32 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 24 times

     To: JOY DE VIVRE            Fwd From: :       Lou & Skumo's Helpline     
Subject: Re: ???

>Well.. yes! I told you.. talk talk talk talk.. heheh...  Only problem is,
>sometimes I can't remember the solution Wink

If memory serves, it was Lindauer, Lindauer Brut, and two lovely still
whites :>~

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SHITLINKMsg # 61 of 282                  Date: Wed 30/04/1997, 10:46 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 19 times

     To: DEADLY
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>>*excuse* me?!  Legless?  Moi?!  Who was the one sitting down on the grass
>>for about 2 hours while me and Raspy played on the swings and slides?  Hmmm
>>
>>*hic*
>
>Ahhhhh Champers????
>
>Should'nt that be *hic* **BURP** *HIC* *** BUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP***

Nope :>  It was the still white that got to me :>  Y

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SHITLINKMsg # 62 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 10:24 pm  [E]
From: JOY DE VIVRE               Read: 19 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly


>>>*excuse* me?!  Legless?  Moi?!  Who was the one sitting down on the grass
>>>for about 2 hours while me and Raspy played on the swings and slides?  Hmm
>>>
>>>*hic*
>>
>>Ahhhhh Champers????
>>
>>Should'nt that be *hic* **BURP** *HIC* *** BUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP***
>
>Nope :>  It was the still white that got to me :>  Y


No really?  I liked the way we had to take turns running to the bathroom!!

Joy.
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SHITLINKMsg # 63 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 10:26 pm  [E]

From: JOY DE VIVRE               Read: 20 times

     To: LUCKY LUKE
Subject: Re: Potatoe Fritters.

>>
>>... pity I spent it all on a mousecage this week ...
>
>What is The Mouses name? We neEd a reallY coOl name for the BSa Mouse!!


It's name is the TSM.

Thirty Second Mouse.

Joy.

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SHITLINKMsg # 64 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 10:28 pm  [E]
From: JOY DE VIVRE               Read: 21 times

     To: DEADLY
Subject: Re: Mouse fritters

>>play and sleep in.  Every night (uh.. morning.. about 5am) when I finally
>>turn off the lights he goes into bezerk mode and squeeks and powers around
>>his mousehouse like a rodent posessed :>
>
>I told you NOT to put Speed in it's food
>


Well.. how else will the mouse last thirty seconds?  You know, that's not
even enough time to boil an egg.

Joy

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SHITLINKMsg # 65 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 10:44 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 21 times

     To: JOY DE VIVRE
Subject: Re: ???

>>If memory serves, it was Lindauer, Lindauer Brut, and two lovely still
>>whites :>~
>
>No no.. It was a Lindauer Brut, then ONE of the two still whites, then a
>Lindauer special reserve, and THEN the last still.. Um..

.. Then the 3 litres of water, then the asprin, then the barking to god
from the Big White Phone...




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SHITLINKMsg # 66 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 10:48 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 21 times

     To: JOY DE VIVRE
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>>>>*excuse* me?!  Legless?  Moi?!  Who was the one sitting down on the grass
>>>>for about 2 hours while me and Raspy played on the swings and slides?  Hm
>>>>*hic*
>>>Ahhhhh Champers????
>>>Should'nt that be *hic* **BURP** *HIC* *** BUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP***
>>Nope :>  It was the still white that got to me :>  Y
>
>No really?  I liked the way we had to take turns running to the bathroom!!

Erm... well... ummmm.. <quick save> I was touching up my makeup!

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SHITLINKMsg # 67 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 10:54 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 22 times

     To: JOY DE VIVRE
Subject: Re: Potatoe Fritters.

>>>... pity I spent it all on a mousecage this week ...
>>What is The Mouses name? We neEd a reallY coOl name for the BSa Mouse!!
>
>It's name is the TSM.
>
>Thirty Second Mouse.

It was Three, but it's been through SNAG therapy.

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SHITLINKMsg # 68 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 11:00 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 26 times

     To: DEADLY                  Fwd From: :         Culinary delights!       
Subject: Re: Duckman returns!

>>> Has anyone else seen that vacant space that Aimee calls a milk \ catfo
>>>cooler????? Scary Very very scary..... Just as well no Hubby she'd be a
>>>happy divorcee now instaed of a happy single person
>>
>>Nah... I call it 'taken out for dinner' ;>
>
> And if they have a car it's called "taken for a ride"

Been there, dumped that.

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SHITLINKMsg # 69 of 282                  Date: Fri  2/05/1997,  3:16 pm  [E]
From: JOY DE VIVRE               Read: 23 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly


>>
>>No really?  I liked the way we had to take turns running to the bathroom!!
>
>Erm... well... ummmm.. <quick save> I was touching up my makeup!

OH.. I didn't realise you had gone for the deathly pale, about to throw up,
black-needing-more-sleep eyes kind of look...

Joy

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SHITLINKMsg # 70 of 282                  Date: Sat  3/05/1997,  1:12 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 21 times

     To: JOY DE VIVRE
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly

>>>No really?  I liked the way we had to take turns running to the bathroom!!
>>
>>Erm... well... ummmm.. <quick save> I was touching up my makeup!
>
>OH.. I didn't realise you had gone for the deathly pale, about to throw up,
>black-needing-more-sleep eyes kind of look...

I've gone Gothic ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 71 of 282                  Date: Sun  4/05/1997,  2:02 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 22 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: What a nightmare

>>>Actually its 1 Sheep, 30,000,000 Sheeps!. 
>>No. It's 1 ewe, ram, or lamb.  10 sheep.
>Sheep. Get the Sheep out a here.(Also see Flock.
>Sheeps. Your giving me the sheeps.
>Sheeping. What a drunk hopes to be doing over night.
>Shepped. When u have been ravaged by a flock of Sheep.
>Flock. Noise made by somone beeing sheeped (Or has just been shepped.
>Baaa. Where some drunks end up Sheeping.

And lest we forget:
Board Sheepless!

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SHITLINKMsg # 72 of 282                  Date: Sun 11/05/1997,  9:35 pm  [E]
From: DETH                       Read: 25 times

     To: All
Subject: My life.

  Who here wants to help me write a script for Shortland Street based on my
life?  It's got drama, it's got romance, it's got hot, pulsating,
feverish...  <cold shower may be hear at this point in the narrative>

  Right.  I'm -better- now.  As I was saying, I'm seriously considering
selling the movie/TV rights to my life.  Anyone want to bid on my life
story?

  Thinking about it, maybe it'd be better suited to Hercules, or even Xena.
Or possibly "Thats Incredible" Smile

Deth (Feeling as though there is a giant conspiracy to steal what is left of
      his mind.)

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SHITLINKMsg # 73 of 282                  Date: Wed 14/05/1997,  8:31 pm  [E]
From: LUCKY LUKE                 Read: 30 times

     To: JOY DE VIVRE
Subject: Re: Mouse problems on the fly


>>>But as for Rasputin.. well.. 1.5 bottles of beer, and he's anyones! hehehe
>>
>>I could have told you that!!! :>
>
>
>But you don't need to tell me that, Luke.
>
>Aimee and I found out for ourselves!
>

Ra RA Rasputin, lover of the cyber Queen :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 74 of 282                  Date: Thu  1/05/1997, 10:38 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 38 times

     To: LUPUS                   Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: X-Files

>>>The short fat lone gunman who's always telling Scully about his lustful
>>>intentions towards her.
>>I don't remember that (alzheimers ;>), but I do remember the young skinny
>>dude from forensics(?) that keeps asking about her :>
>
>ah that one - <my alzheimers Smile>

Take two asprin and call me in the morning...

Hell... bring two bottles, and call me now! *grin*

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SHITLINKMsg # 75 of 282                  Date: Thu 22/05/1997,  6:20 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 25 times

     To: DEADLY                  Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: WTF?


>>> Like OOPPS sorry what wa sthat funny bang noise???
>>>
>>
>>and why wont my foot work properly!?  <gulp>   Mommy!!!!!
>
> And Sorry Bob       Bob????  Bob  ?????
>Oh my GOD BOB!!!!! I'm Sorry

Bob mode currently unavailable.

Please use the Fred interface, available from reception. Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 76 of 282                  Date: Fri 23/05/1997, 12:13 am  [E]
From: DEADLY                     Read: 26 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: WTF?

>
>>>> Like OOPPS sorry what wa sthat funny bang noise???
>>>>
>>>
>>>and why wont my foot work properly!?  <gulp>   Mommy!!!!!
>>
>> And Sorry Bob       Bob????  Bob  ?????
>>Oh my GOD BOB!!!!! I'm Sorry
>
>Bob mode currently unavailable.
>
>Please use the Fred interface, available from reception. Smile

 Fred interface currently having problems please try John for the
current Protocol

Cheers DCH

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SHITLINKMsg # 77 of 282                  Date: Fri 23/05/1997,  1:09 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 26 times

     To: DEADLY                  Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: WTF?

>>>>and why wont my foot work properly!?  <gulp>   Mommy!!!!!
>>>
>>> And Sorry Bob       Bob????  Bob  ?????
>>>Oh my GOD BOB!!!!! I'm Sorry
>>
>>Bob mode currently unavailable.
>>
>>Please use the Fred interface, available from reception. Smile
>
> Fred interface currently having problems please try John for the
>current Protocol

I haven't put John online yet.  You'll have to use the old 'Peter' one
instead.

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SHITLINKMsg # 78 of 282                  Date: Fri 23/05/1997,  7:18 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 25 times

     To: DEADLY                  Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: WTF?

>>>Oh my GOD BOB!!!!! I'm Sorry
>>
>>Bob mode currently unavailable.
>>
>>Please use the Fred interface, available from reception. Smile
>
> Fred interface currently having problems please try John for the
>current Protocol
>

John told be to piss off so Im sticking with Dave and the free steak-knives.

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SHITLINKMsg # 79 of 282                  Date: Sat 24/05/1997,  2:25 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 21 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: WTF?

>>>>>>and why wont my foot work properly!?  <gulp>   Mommy!!!!!
>>>>> And Sorry Bob       Bob????  Bob  ?????
>>>>>Oh my GOD BOB!!!!! I'm Sorry
>>>>
>>>>Bob mode currently unavailable.
>>>>Please use the Fred interface, available from reception. Smile
>>>
>>> Fred interface currently having problems please try John for the
>>>current Protocol
>>
>>I haven't put John online yet.  You'll have to use the old 'Peter' one
>>instead.
>
>i thought that 'Peter' was used to replace 'Paul', so what would the
>stress factor be in using 'John' instead of 'Paul'?
>Excuse me, i'm off to use the John :>

No, Peter was used concurrently with Paul, until Mary complained and the
band split up :>


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SHITLINKMsg # 80 of 282                  Date: Mon 19/05/1997,  7:02 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 24 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: WTF?

>>>... Philip Alpers Like A Hole In The Head!
>>
>>Here Philip!!  ;>
>
>It's hunting season, shhh, be vewy vewy qwiet Smile
                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Famous sysop quotes #42   Wink




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SHITLINKMsg # 81 of 282                  Date: Tue 20/05/1997,  1:30 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 23 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: WTF?

>>>>... Philip Alpers Like A Hole In The Head!
>>>
>>>Here Philip!!  ;>
>>
>>It's hunting season, shhh, be vewy vewy qwiet Smile
>                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Famous sysop quotes #42   Wink

That's #41 :> #42 = Beer, wine, baby oil and a paddling pool.

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SHITLINKMsg # 82 of 282                  Date: Fri 23/05/1997,  1:10 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 30 times

     To: DEADLY                  Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: xlnc yet again

>>>>I don't really know what all the fuss is about.  If the govt made it
>>>>legal, they could *tax* it!
>>>
>>>Yes true.
>>>We could all form a Network for the ssupply, a bit like Amway!
>>>
>>>We could have "up-lines" and "down-lines" and get grannies into selling it
>>>for a bit of pocket money! Small children could sell it at school, or afte
>>>school to raise money for the Girl-guides etc, and house-wifes could sell
>>>it at "Tupper-ware" style parties.
>>
>>Oh?  Then why isn't it done with booze and ciggies and chocolate yet then?
>
> Drunken ,Hacking Fatties don't make good hosties!!

*ahem*

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SHITLINKMsg # 83 of 282                  Date: Fri 23/05/1997,  7:25 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 28 times

     To: DEADLY                  Fwd From: :           What's on telly?       
Subject: Re: xlnc yet again

>>>We could all form a Network for the ssupply, a bit like Amway!
>>>
>>>We could have "up-lines" and "down-lines" and get grannies into selling it
>>>for a bit of pocket money! Small children could sell it at school, or afte
>>>school to raise money for the Girl-guides etc, and house-wifes could sell
>>>it at "Tupper-ware" style parties.
>>
>>Oh?  Then why isn't it done with booze and ciggies and chocolate yet then?
>
> Drunken ,Hacking Fatties don't make good hosties!!
>

ROTFL !!!!!!!! Very good mental picture on that one Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 84 of 282                  Date: Thu 29/05/1997,  3:41 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 17 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: TV3.. the bastards!

>>Yeah, of course.*doh!* (smacks forehead)  I had two more ginger beers
>>today. Was finishing one as I got to school to pick up my little one. I
>>guess that it musta looked a bit like a beer bottle, 'cause I got several
>>sideways looks from some of the other parents.
>U shoulda Burped and slurred somthing unintelligable like..
>"I wuz innawar ya kahn. Gerof waya."

Or pointed at his daughter and yelled "I'll take *THAT* one!" "Come here
little girl, let daddy take you away <leer>"  hehehehehehe

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SHITLINKMsg # 85 of 282                  Date: Fri  6/06/1997,  1:11 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 16 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: WTF?

>>>I've got to stop eating junk food! Im putting on weight again Sad
>>
>>I've got to start!  I've been losing too much weight. 8(
>
>Upload gif ASAP :>


                  S$@@@$S
                sS'O.O ' Ss
               sS ' v  '  Ss
          MM   sS  '||'   Ss
           \   sS//-\/-\Ss
            \\  //(  (  \\
             \\//  \__/  \\
              \/   /  \  //
                  (    )/
                  |    |
                  ~~~~~~

An artist I ain't :>


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SHITLINKMsg # 86 of 282                  Date: Fri  6/06/1997,  2:15 am  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 19 times

     To: HALO
Subject: Re: WTF?

>A> This is Bogarts :>  They give me discounts all the time.  If they get
>lost
>A> on the way and arrive late, you get it free.. if they've run out of cream
>A> for putting on the Cheesecake, its free... etc :>
>
>That is such good value!!  I've heard that their pizzas are the nicest in
>Welly as well...mmmm...pizza... Tongue~~
>
This being Shitlink, we now have a mass of users all salivating in unison
(all in their own logon time of course)
Other --> Download --> Pizza --> Z-modem

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SHITLINKMsg # 87 of 282                  Date: Sat  7/06/1997,  3:57 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 16 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WTF?

>>>I've got to start!  I've been losing too much weight. 8(
>>
>>Upload gif ASAP :>
>
>
>                  S$@@@$S
>                sS'O.O ' Ss
>               sS ' v  '  Ss
>          MM   sS  '||'   Ss
>           \   sS//-\/-\Ss
>            \\  //(  (  \\
>             \\//  \__/  \\
>              \/   /  \  //
>                  (    )/
>                  |    |
>                  ~~~~~~
>
>An artist I ain't :>
Hour-glass figure? :>  VERY nice! Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 88 of 282                  Date: Sat 14/06/1997,  1:43 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 29 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :       Duh?  How come.......?     
Subject: Re: Womens Brains

>think you do fingers your dyslexic are ¨

Yoda!  Welcome back!

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SHITLINKMsg # 89 of 282                  Date: Fri 16/05/1997,  8:11 pm  [E]
From: HYDRA                      Read: 26 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :       Duh?  How come.......?     
Subject: Womens Brains

 >>>> `[1;35mthink you do fingers your dyslexic are ¨
 >>>
 >>> Yoda!  Welcome back!
 >>
 >> Is this an anagram?, I still can't figure it out (puzzled)`[0m
 A> Duh.  How does Yoda speak?

Speak. Or speak not. There is no duh.

 * Hydra. [Who just couldn't help himself.]

... Law of Combat: Tracer rounds work both ways.
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#7
SHITLINKMsg # 90 of 282                  Date: Tue 17/06/1997, 12:31 am  [E]

From: AIMEE                      Read: 23 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :       Duh?  How come.......?     
Subject: Re: Womens Brains

>>>>>think you do fingers your dyslexic are ¨
>>>>Yoda!  Welcome back!
>>>Is this an anagram?, I still can't figure it out (puzzled)
>>Duh.  How does Yoda speak?
>Controll.. you must learn controll...
><Sigh> We cannot teach him... Too much he has not allready learned.
>

There is another though.  He has a daughter.

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SHITLINKMsg # 91 of 282                  Date: Mon 16/06/1997, 10:14 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 23 times

     To: HYDRA                   Fwd From: :       Duh?  How come.......?     
Subject: Re: Womens Brains

> >>>> `[1;35mthink you do fingers your dyslexic are ¨
> >>>
> >>> Yoda!  Welcome back!
> >>
> >> Is this an anagram?, I still can't figure it out (puzzled)`[0m
> A> Duh.  How does Yoda speak?
>
>Speak. Or speak not. There is no duh.

No.  Use the Duh, Hydra.

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SHITLINKMsg # 92 of 282                  Date: Wed 18/06/1997, 10:57 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 17 times

     To: RASPUTIN
Subject: Re: Womens Brains

>Now that's a clue, I gather Yoda's from Star Wars then...
Take Fozzie Bears voice, put it behind MAD Magazines Alfred E Numans (Wot
me worrie) face, give him a pair of donky ears and Kermets skin colour.
Age him a few hundred years and leave him dressed in the same robe for all
of that. chop his legs & neck off... and u start to get somthing that looks
a little like Yoda.
MMMMMMmmmm How u get so big on food like this Ahhhhhh. What brings u here
Im looking for somone.
Found somone you have Hmmmmmm? Yeahhh!
\Im looking for a great Jelly Worrier.
 Ooooooo Yoda, you seek YODA! Take you to him I can . Yes!

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SHITLINKMsg # 93 of 282                  Date: Tue 27/05/1997,  2:53 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 35 times

     To: GOLLUM                  Fwd From: : Suggestion Box for Board Shitless
Subject: Re: Changes

>>>Gollum, from the Misty Mountains.
>>
>>...Under the Misty Mountains cold...
>>etc...?
>>geeze, long time since I read those books...
>>
>Hehe, One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
>One ring to bring them all, and in darkness bind them.

Two rings the board has crashed... ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 94 of 282                  Date: Tue 27/05/1997,  7:09 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 36 times

     To: BLOODSWORD              Fwd From: :      Humour for the streets!     
Subject: Re: Ha ha

> GS> 8. With regard to sexual frequency, I prefer sex
> GS> (x) never


> GS> 11. With regard to fidelity, I
> GS> (x) want a monogamous relationship

Not much chance of much of 11, if your 8 is to be reckoned with ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 95 of 282                  Date: Wed 28/05/1997,  5:46 pm  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 37 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :      Humour for the streets!     
Subject: Re: Ha ha

> GS> 8. With regard to sexual frequency, I prefer sex
> GS> (x) never

> GS> 11. With regard to fidelity, I
> GS> (x) want a monogamous relationship

Ai> Not much chance of much of 11, if your 8 is to be reckoned with ;>

Hey if i get married awww shit...i've forgotten what monogamus is!

... To die by thee were but to die in jest.   <Shakespeare>

___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20

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SHITLINKMsg # 96 of 282                  Date: Wed  4/06/1997,  3:59 pm  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 35 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :      Humour for the streets!     
Subject: Ha ha

 >Awwww....you're a pain...i was replying to that out of pure boredom...
 >:> and i'll delete question 8 after I marry... :> into a monogamous
 >relationship Aim‚e... :>

 Ai> See?  I knew there'd be a logical explanation somewhere ;>

Aha...SO...are you in a monogamous relationship Aim‚e¨¨¨

... Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words.

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SHITLINKMsg # 97 of 282                  Date: Thu  5/06/1997,  3:11 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 34 times

     To: BLOODSWORD              Fwd From: :      Humour for the streets!     
Subject: Re: Ha ha

> >Awwww....you're a pain...i was replying to that out of pure boredom...
> >:> and i'll delete question 8 after I marry... :> into a monogamous
> >relationship Aim‚e... :>
>
> Ai> See?  I knew there'd be a logical explanation somewhere ;>
>
>Aha...SO...are you in a monogamous relationship Aim‚e¨¨¨

Nah.. I've got the mouse now :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 98 of 282                  Date: Thu 12/06/1997,  3:25 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 31 times

     To: BLOODSWORD              Fwd From: :  What is there to do in Wellingto
Subject: Re: Bored?

> Hy> Actually, yes I am. So kind of you to ask.
>
> Hy> I'm bored because... because... NONE OF YOU BLOODY TWITS ARE HERE! The
> Hy> only posters round here are me, Zosimos, Rasputin and Aim‚e, and all
> Hy> we do is mock other peoples' Purity scores in NOSEY.
> Hy> Where are the rest of you? Have you all deserted us?
>
>What about us newbie minority posters???

We don't pander to the minorities ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 99 of 282                  Date: Sun 15/06/1997,  7:00 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 34 times

     To: BJ THE HUN              Fwd From: : Suggestion Box for Board Shitless
Subject: Re: This subby

>>>>Ain't it nice :>
>>>Sarky!
>>Thanks :>
>
>Or.. Is that sharky, miss marky?

It is indeedy, little weedy :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 100 of 282                 Date: Thu  7/08/1997,  5:04 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 21 times

     To: All
Subject: RIP

Sadly, Thirty Second Mouse died due to a lethal kitten overdose a couple of
days ago.

Due to the suspicious nature of the death, an autopsy has been held, with
Bitzen Winn presiding over all proceedings.

Police have interviewed all involved, and a statement will be released
shortly.

The murder weapon was last seen licking his chops, purring madly, and
claiming that it was suicide.

Flowers and alka-selzer can be sent to PO Box 9943, Te Aro.

RIP.

                                                      --Routers

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SHITLINKMsg # 101 of 282                 Date: Sat  9/08/1997,  3:55 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 19 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: RIP. Bury me in a Mousealiam.

>An autopsy... Ov what!... The Evidence was probably buried in the
>Gritty Kitty Litterbox...

The autopsy was done onsite, as the victim couldn't be moved. (or so I was
told...)

>Let me guess... The victom appears to have disturbed a kat burgler.

Not sure yet... the coroner hasn't come back with the details.

Or the body.

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SHITLINKMsg # 102 of 282                 Date: Mon 11/08/1997, 12:03 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 19 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: RIP. Bury me in a Mousealiam.

>>>An autopsy... Ov what!... The Evidence was probably buried in the
>>>Gritty Kitty Litterbox...
>>The autopsy was done onsite, as the victim couldn't be moved. (or so I was
>>told...)
>>>Let me guess... The victom appears to have disturbed a kat burgler.
>>Not sure yet... the coroner hasn't come back with the details.
>>Or the body.
>
>U mean...   the carnivore hasn't come back with the Entrails...
>
>q8)

He's claiming now that he's been framed :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 103 of 282                 Date: Sat  6/09/1997,  7:44 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 35 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Latest...

>>Ps- Can I have the power to delete unwanted messages?  :>  :>
>
>I've been waiting for you to do just that!
>
>It's [O]ther [D]elete :>

Wow! You sure are short with your users! Sad

NO IT IS NOT [K] FOR KILL EITHER!  I WAS 1/2 WAY THROUGH TELLING YOU THAT
WHEN YOU EXITED  Sad

I can only [K]ill mu own postings, which of course would be a silly thing
for me to do.  :>

Thanks for your help.   x <-  (insert the word "NOT!" here) ;>

I need a drink.

Happy happy joy joy.  ....<Zosimos goes off to end his life after being
smited by the sysop>    ;>



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SHITLINKMsg # 104 of 282                 Date: Sun  7/09/1997,  1:04 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 29 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Latest...

>>It's [O]ther [D]elete :>
>
>Wow! You sure are short with your users! Sad
>
>NO IT IS NOT [K] FOR KILL EITHER!  I WAS 1/2 WAY THROUGH TELLING YOU THAT
>WHEN YOU EXITED  Sad

That was POD :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 105 of 282                 Date: Sun  7/09/1997,  5:30 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 24 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Latest...

>>>It's [O]ther [D]elete :>
>>
>>Wow! You sure are short with your users! Sad
>>
>>NO IT IS NOT [K] FOR KILL EITHER!  I WAS 1/2 WAY THROUGH TELLING YOU THAT
>>WHEN YOU EXITED  Sad
>
>That was POD :>

That would explain it! I had to check in the mirror to see if I still had a
head!.... I thought it had been bitten off ;>

So should I try and page you again?  Or is now a good time to ask you to fix
the problem? My sub is filling up with idle chatter Wink

I can only [K]ill my own messages not anyone elses!!

<Goes off to bang head against hard flat object>  sigh.  Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 106 of 282                 Date: Sat 27/09/1997,  6:22 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 13 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Contact sports

> Xl> Aimee's just volinteered to do a Guru next Kayak outing heheheh

>oi  I heard that...  Smile
>Actually, I was quite surprised - I managed to NOT loose my contacts in
>my brief sub-sealevel outing...

Probably due to u having ya eyes closed with the thought going thru
your head... "PANIC PANIC PANIC... Now what did XLNC say... Err PANIC
MY GOD, THIS IS IT.. EVERYTHINGS GONE BLACK... No holdon Ive got my
eyes closed... Take a deep breath.. Hmm not wise, Under water..
Ok what then...    ...    PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile...
XLNC "Hmm Guru is trying the fast spin thing... Here we go..."
Aimee "What, where, gotta turn around this Kayack, Whats happening"

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SHITLINKMsg # 107 of 282                 Date: Wed  6/08/1997,  9:13 pm  [E]
From: WIMP OUT!                  Read: 41 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: :      Hard Copy's BBS Secrets!    
Subject: Y do I bother...

I set the scene... Im on 1 node, a friend is on the other....
CHATING...
Do me a favour...
Sure, what.
Grab a pen & paper...
ok.
Go Main, Messages, Menu, Jump, and tell me what message subs u see.
...

ok...


What?

Go to the main menu, Press M,M,J then write down the list you get..
Ok
Then Email me the list.
Ok.
...
Cant do it. Theres no Jumper in Mail.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
<Quickly writes an Email explaining what needs 2 be done...>
OK... GO to MAIN, Press M,E,R      ...(To read the mail I sent him....)
ok...
<Recieves mail message "Ok">
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
<Replies to Email with "Wheres the List">

What list...  What do u want me to do again?

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Forget it

BANG
BANG
BANG
Sometimes you know...
BANG
BANG
I just feel
BANG
that im
BANGing
my head against a BRICK WALL!!!
BANG
BANG
BANG
CHUNCH
SPLAT
SPLAT
Squelch
squash
squeege
slush...
Wimper..

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SHITLINKMsg # 108 of 282                 Date: Thu  7/08/1997,  3:24 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 35 times

     To: WIMP OUT!               Fwd From: :      Hard Copy's BBS Secrets!    
Subject: Re: Y do I bother...

>Sometimes you know...
>BANG
>BANG
>I just feel
>BANG
>that im
>BANGing
>my head against a BRICK WALL!!!

I know :>  I was watching at the time :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 109 of 282                 Date: Fri  8/08/1997,  3:51 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 33 times

     To: WIMP OUT!               Fwd From: :      Hard Copy's BBS Secrets!    
Subject: Re: Y do I bother...

>>>Sometimes you know...
>>>BANG
>>>BANG
>>>I just feel
>>>BANG
>>>that im
>>>BANGing
>>>my head against a BRICK WALL!!!
>>I know :>  I was watching at the time :>
>
>Hows the Ribs... I was 1 lazy butt short of getting in my car
>wippin over to his house, and givin him the wet bus ticket treatment..
>WITH A BRICK!.
>(The Anonomys ID is almost right... cept it should b WIMPER OUT!)
>

The ribs are fine, but the carpet is a bit chewed up Big Grin

I would have just suggested at the time that he lend you his ID for a logon,
but I was too busy pissing myself laughing :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 110 of 282                 Date: Thu  9/10/1997,  6:08 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 13 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Bad Basketball players

 Xl> Logic saves again...

Beautiful pass to Thought... Thought dribbles it up, passes... Oh my!
Intercepted by Superstition... over the head... Mental-Block in the number
7 shirt has posession... shoots from the 3-point mark... its going to
miss... No! A beautiful assist by Life...  And there goes the full-time
bell... what an exciting game that was... 86-80 to the Satans... and it look
like there will be a few souls burning tonight...

-=- Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR]

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SHITLINKMsg # 111 of 282                 Date: Wed 15/10/1997,  5:56 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 25 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Questionnaire

>>>My glass is empty.  Time for a refill. Y~
>>
>>What ya drinking ? Is it a seasonal thing this late night drinking? I seem
>>to remember you doing a spot of this when I first came on this board this
>>time last year.  :>
>
>It's just boring wine with a mixer.  It's always more interesting to pretend
>though :>

Stop this! Im starting to like you ;>
I prefer it when you're just the plain old sysop that seldom replies to
threads and growls lots. Wink
Reply
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SHITLINKMsg # 112 of 282                 Date: Thu 16/10/1997, 12:11 am  [E]

From: AIMEE                      Read: 27 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: TV Land

>>>>Fake fainting.  Like, duh.
>>>
>>
>>I was taught that in the Chemist I was working.  I took over from a girl
>>that got taken as a hostage and stabbed.  I wasn't told this until I'd been
>>in the job for a few weeks though. 8-7
>
>Maybe they didn't want you practising on the job Wink
>
>I bet you'd do an excellent Scarlet O'Hara !! <place back of wrist to
>forehead and give a brief sigh before crumpling to the carpet>
>
>The hair colour would help for effect.  Smile

I've been trying to save up for the past week to buy the SO'h dress too.
*sigh*  It's the most beautiful, dreamy, sexy dress I've ever seen.  Well..
since the one I bought from morticia's, anyways :>  I took poor little
TeeJay to the markets with me, saw the dress and said "Right!  I'm going to
try the bloody thing on!" (after stopping for a coffee to decide whether I
wanted to mortgage my soul for a dress to die for)  When I came out of the
dressing room and asked TJ what he though he said "Guuuhhh... bliffle." and
I was sold.  Same with this dress I've been after from the Leather Shop,
(which I'd actually be able to wear in public without being arrested) but
it's about $140. 8(((((  Every week I see how my finances are and decide to
eat instead.

Send in those donations guys!  *Grin*

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SHITLINKMsg # 113 of 282                 Date: Thu 16/10/1997,  6:36 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 22 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: TV Land

>>I've been trying to save up for the past week to buy the SO'h dress too.
>>*sigh*  It's the most beautiful, dreamy, sexy dress I've ever seen.  Well..
>>since the one I bought from morticia's, anyways :>  I took poor little
>>TeeJay to the markets with me, saw the dress and said "Right!  I'm going to
>>try the bloody thing on!" (after stopping for a coffee to decide whether I
>>wanted to mortgage my soul for a dress to die for)  When I came out of the
>>dressing room and asked TJ what he though he said "Guuuhhh... bliffle." and
>                                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :>
> >I was sold.  Same with this dress I've been after from the Leather
>> Shop, (which I'd actually be able to wear in public without being
>> arrested) but it's about $140. 8(((((  Every week I see how my finances
>> are and decide to eat instead. Send in those donations guys!  *Grin*
>
>ROTFL What does $5 buy? ;>>> (I couldn't help myself Smile

Two bandaids and a cork :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 114 of 282                 Date: Tue 21/10/1997, 11:47 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 20 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :  What is there to do in Wellingto
Subject: Surreal & milk for breakfast.

>>S'funny, I had a dream I was at a BSA pubnite in Loard Nelsons Pub and
>>Aimee intoduced Gollum to me... A short haired replica of the kid on
>>rozeanne... Odd.. only lasted 10 secs

>Wow! Weird shit man! I had a dream about meeting Aim‚e the other night, I
>was at the James Smith market after hours and it was all very surreal.
>The colour bright blue was very strong/significant.
>Hey maybe we are all sharing the same astral plane or summin!  Smile

AIMEE HAS A TWIN!!!!

I was walkin back from BNZ's Darth Vaders Pencilcase....
I was walkin up Victoria St to Manners St when this slim woman crossed over
the road toward me...
Lotsa curly Brown hair tied back in a fluffy pigtail but EXACTLY the same
face, eyes Mouth Chin and wearing glasses...
Sorta stood there lookin at her... Tjink she thought I was Weird or
sumthing, but I get that often anywayz...

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SHITLINKMsg # 115 of 282                 Date: Wed  8/10/1997,  2:55 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 25 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :       Duh?  How come.......?     
Subject: Re: Done

> > Xl> Ryte, We'll all go to Castle point then. Great day out. Mabee even
> > Xl> camp in the sites there (Dun that, good area).
> Ra> I've got a spare tent if anyone needs to borrow one...
>
> Gu> Yup, If I could convince the folks I'd be able to procure one each of
> Gu> 5-person, 4-person and 3-person tents...
>
>Huh?? I don't gettit, please enlighten me.

Umm... you want the long or short translation...?  What the heck, here goes
the long one:

"Yup": Yes, OK, Sure, giving agreement to previous statement, or, in this
case: a three letter word used to fill in space and buy time while one
thinks of something to say...

"If": Conditional statement. If following boolean expression is true, second
expression will also be true.

"I could convince the folks": Conditional boolean expression. Denotes
condition than, in order for following statement to be true, I must confront
and convince folks (= parents = mother and father, genetic) to allow the
taking for a short period if time of the objects mentioned in the following
statement.

"I'd be able to procure": Would be able to produce, aquire, or otherwise
obtain for use

"one each of": one each of

"5-person": An object, of the type mentioned following the list, which has a
capacity of aproximately 5 people. That is to say, it can comfortably
contain 5 people, although numbers in excess of this ammount have not been
unknown. Bed and breakfast for 7 is not an imposibility.

"4-person": See above definition. Forget the breakfast part.

"3-person": pushing it. Think of 'small'

"tent": An all-terrain abode for those who require shelter in bad weather or
darkness. Constructed of canvas, nylon, or other material, these objects
consist of an 'inner', 'outer', and 'ground' members, which, combined,
provide comfortable shelter from the elements and small biting insects such
as little brothers.

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SHITLINKMsg # 116 of 282                 Date: Tue 21/10/1997, 12:54 am  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 20 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :           New Age Subboard       
Subject: Reminders

>>I have trouble remembering names so I associate them with other people I
>>know or with odd things..
>>One of my girlfriends was named Errin.. First time We met I remembered it b
>>associating it with "Her in doors"... 'er-In  Errin......

>You got it! Maybe Aimee could remind you of Aiming up a pool shot.
>etc etc. Thers a book about the technique around here someplace.

Actually Aimee reminds me of lots of things... and I finally remembered
who one ov them was... Maranda Harcourt... She was in a NZ Movie last
week (1 about a murder in the Queen Charlott Sounds).
My biggest prob with remembering things is I get sidetracked sooooooooooooo
easilly

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SHITLINKMsg # 117 of 282                 Date: Wed 22/10/1997,  2:56 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 20 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :           New Age Subboard       
Subject: Re: Reminders

>>You got it! Maybe Aimee could remind you of Aiming up a pool shot.
>>etc etc. Thers a book about the technique around here someplace.
>
>Actually Aimee reminds me of lots of things... and I finally remembered
>who one ov them was... Maranda Harcourt..

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I'm <censored> sick of being asked for her <censored> autograph!  And having
stupid <censored> kids look at me funny, and having to cut my hair and do
outrageous things so that I'm not taken for her.


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SHITLINKMsg # 118 of 282                 Date: Wed 22/10/1997,  8:53 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 19 times

     To: BLOODSWORD              Fwd From: :           New Age Subboard       
Subject: Re: Reminders

> >>You got it! Maybe Aimee could remind you of Aiming up a pool shot.
> >>etc etc. Thers a book about the technique around here someplace.
> >
> >Actually Aimee reminds me of lots of things... and I finally remembered
> >who one ov them was... Maranda Harcourt..
>
> Ai> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>I'm <censored> sick of being asked for her <censored> autograph!  And
> Ai> having stupid <censored> kids look at me funny, and having to cut my
> Ai> hair and do outrageous things so that I'm not taken for her.
>
>I dunno I've got a rather old piccie of ya, <from the bases> and you
>don't look that similar I'd say she's Fatter Wink <childbirth and all>

That's another 2 months access right there :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 119 of 282                 Date: Thu 23/10/1997,  7:42 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 18 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :           New Age Subboard       
Subject: Re: Tattooz

>>>Thatz Y I said "Reminded", not Same as... As for the Gal I saw in
>>>town today, Was a Dead ringer in a leather jacket and tight jeans...
>>>Only the hair colour was different.
>
>>Mind you that tattoo on her forehead should have been a good clue! Wink
>
>The swastika? I thought it set the whole Rubber & leather thing off
>quite nicely.

Aahhh Now I see it all !

The scene: XLNC Sits tied to a chippendale chair (no, not one of their
chairs! an old wooden roundy thing) he is completely naked except for a
small gag-ball in his mouth and the modest cover provided by the tightly
wound ropes.

"Im a bad, bad boy mistress and I deserve to be punished", he wimpers as he
is kicked not once, but twice in the goolies.
 Over him stands a formidable sight, a woman (looking remarkably like
Miranda Harcourt) dressed in a latex suit, with leather studded gloves and a
rather vicious looking cat'o'9 tails whip.
She paces the floor around him, prodding him and poking at him with a
menacing look in her eyes.
 She reaches over to the fireplace to where a large steel poker has been
placed into the glowing hot embers, and removes it from the flames.

 "Now Geoffrey", shes says brandishing the poker, "Who is it exactly that I
remind you of" ?
...........  :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 120 of 282                 Date: Wed 24/12/1997, 11:11 am  [E]
From: HALO                       Read: 16 times

     To: All
Subject: Farewell?

Well this is it.  I'm spreading my wings and flying the coop, or something
like that...

On Saturday I move out.  The ultimate result of about two weeks of extreme
stress, but everything seems to be worked out.  Power: on.  Phone: connected
with new number.  Flatmates: two - Gizmo <gasp!> that's right, you may ask
if I've finally cracked the big nut and I tell you it's true!  I am insane!
And loving it!  Oh, and my techno-freaked friend Peter who's bringing along
his beautiful Wharfedale speakers which will either be the making of us or
the end of us (or both!)

So where exactly am I going?  A neat little flat above Chicky's Charcoal
Chicken (heheheh) in Cuba St.  Mmmmm, smells yummy, but then, give me two
months and I'll probably hate it :>

My parents seem to be rather neutral about the whole thing - mum a little
peeved that I seem to be adding to the already tremendous stress she's under
for Xmas what with all the rallies being here and all...

So hopefully I'll see you in the future, if I can get a modem running on the
286 I'm taking with me, or when I come home to eat :> :>

So Merry Christmas to you all - food parcels gratefully accepted!  :>
Hope to see you soon or write to you or or or...arghghghgh!!

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SHITLINKMsg # 121 of 282                 Date: Sun 11/01/1998, 10:15 am  [E]
From: STUART PIGNEGUY            Read: 16 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: : FidoNet:  Wellington General Chat
Subject: Fire on Western Hills!

Well, about 9:15 10\1\98 a fire was delibrately lit in Korokoro at the top
of London Rd/ Start of Akatea Rd. Where the fire was lit, there was long
grass and a steep incline about 10m full of gorse and native bushes/trees.
I was watching TV when my mum got up out of her chair to look out of the
window. There I saw what looked like a firework that had been lit in the
bush. It didn't go out. Then it looked like a bonfire from the road below.
Nope, it was from the road below, where sombody had lit 2 bic pens and had
thrown them into the bush. As soon as I saw it, it was already very big. My
mum ran 111 and then she told dad, who was finishing up with the garage
<with a brand-new roof>. He grabbed one of the hoses and grabbed the other.
He was using the hose with the spreader-end on it, and that wasn't helping.
The hose that I used didn't reach the fire so I wet the side of the house
<the fire was about 15m next to the house!> then I gave the gunn-end to my
dad. about that time the fire bragade came - 2 units, one from the Hutt,
and the other one was the volntary fire bragade. The fire was put out about
10:30 and we stayed up outside with the hoses till about 11:00. Well, thats
all I have to say. Any questions? Ask Sparks or Stuart Pigneguy.....

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SHITLINKMsg # 122 of 282                 Date: Tue 15/07/1997,  7:08 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 56 times

     To: AIMEE WINN              Fwd From: :           Flushed  Messages      
Subject: Re: Pump Up The Baud Rate

>After a week of earthquakes keeping me awake, I woke up at about 5 this...
I thought that waterbead would soak up all but a Force7 on the Richter
scale.

>... and couldn't find the cat,
>wondering if he'd drowned outside or been brained by hail the size of my
>fist.  After a while I found him sitting in the window watching the
>lightening with catlike wonder.  At least someone was enjoying the storm!
Reminds me of a scene in lastweeks "Sabrina" (The witch)...
Sabrina..."I want some privacey"
The Cat..."You want to talk about privacey, I have to go to the bathroom
              in a box in the middle of the Kitchen..."
             "Do you know how long it took to learn that Far away look.."

>I think I'll go out and buy a really good book, settle down in a warm bed
>and vegetate for a bit.
You'll have to arrange a BBS "Go look at the Seals and smell the stench"
trip to Red Rocks then.
Aparrently I met up with Zosimos there on sunday while I was counting Seals.
(I have up at 120.. They gave up Way earlier...)

Zos said e recognised me as I talk in the same manerism as I do on the BBS.
My god.. I speak in Cyan!

BTW... there are several Cub seals there at the mo too. They were on top of
a fairly sheer 2 meter high rock. (God knows how they got there.. mabee we
missed some big surf that came thru earlier.)

Ciao 4 now then


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SHITLINKMsg # 123 of 282                 Date: Tue  6/01/1998,  2:04 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 25 times

     To: GURU                    Fwd From: :      Yak about your high scores  
Subject: Re: Boxing

> Ai> I've been taking boxing lessons, so if I punch someone out now, they
> Ai> won't be getting up for a loooooong time!  Big Grin
>
>Cool... where and when?
>Wanna spar sometime?   <evil grin>

Sure!

[fade in to guru posing]

"Hyaaaaah"  *pose*
"Huuuuuuaaahhhhhhhh" *pose*
"Hyaaaawaaaathaaaaa" *po[Aimee kicks guru in the nuts]
"gurgle"

[fade out on Aimee shaking head and repeating 'stuuuuupid... they're all so
stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid!']

:>

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SHITLINKMsg # 124 of 282                 Date: Sun 15/03/1998, 12:48 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 24 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :      Hard Copy's BBS Secrets!    
Subject: Re: Can this be true?

>ps. I don't know why we are seeing all this fuss about the Virgin Mary
>wearing a condom. I mean.. if it's good enough for the Pope... ;>

I was thinking of going down to the protest rally yesterday and sellling off
momentos... Barbies in condoms :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 125 of 282                 Date: Sat 25/04/1998, 12:28 am  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 21 times

     To: GURU
Subject: ugga

Hickory Dickory dock
a mouse stepped out a clock
the clock struck once
the mouse backed down
hickory dickory dock


Or the version my mum always taught me:
Hickory dickory dock
2 mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other escaped with minor injuries.

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SHITLINKMsg # 126 of 282                 Date: Mon 12/01/1998,  4:37 am  [E]
From: CRAGMAR                    Read: 39 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: : Dunce's Corner - for the outcasts
Subject: Bane of Yahtzee

This area proclaims to be for Dunces, so I should feel right at home.
Bored Shitless grants me 100 minutes to do with as I see fit. How do I spend
this time? After a quick perusal to see how many words Rasputin has compiled
in any given day, I hie me away to that sad and lonely corner of the bbs
where the Godforsaken Yahtzee dwells. It consumes me, eats me up inside,
brings on the desire to inhale more nicotine than my lungs can deal with.
Why must I spend the greater part of my short stay covering my screen in
phlegm and hurting my throat with implied vitriol? Because I'm a #$%^'n
idiot, but I must at least get my name on the Top Ten list

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SHITLINKMsg # 127 of 282                 Date: Tue 13/01/1998,  3:03 am  [E]
From: CRAGMAR                    Read: 45 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: : Dunce's Corner - for the outcasts
Subject: pillock features

Well bugger me, I'm here again, as thick as ever. I'm beginning to see spots
in my sleep and none of them match up. My Mother always said I'd never
amount to much, its a bloody good thing I don't play craps. I will continue
to post in this area until I get onto the scoreboard, this venting of my
spleen is far easier than punching myself in the face.

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SHITLINKMsg # 128 of 282                 Date: Wed 22/04/1998,  6:29 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 34 times

     To: HORUS                   Fwd From: : Suggestion Box for Board Shitless
Subject: Re: Looking Good!

>I suggest that you all doff your caps, bend your knees, tug your
>forelocks and pay homage to me. I am the ubiquitous HE, the ONE those
>referred to as THEY, fear, when THEIR eyes are closed. Quiver my serfs!

Congratulations!  You've just graduated SysOp 101.  :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 129 of 282                 Date: Sun  8/03/1998, 12:40 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 28 times

     To: GURU                    Fwd From: :      Up yours too! - Flames!     
Subject: Re: ???

> > >Hey, Aimee, which of us gets a telegram from King William first?
> > Ai> You do :>  I haven't even hit 3'rd way through yet :>
> >What ARE you talking about?
> Ai> About 120 wpm :>
>
>Women per man? Where do I go, how do I sign up?

You'll have to wait for next years' Dateless and Desperate Ball :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 130 of 282                 Date: Thu 21/05/1998,  2:42 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 31 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: The weirdest shit just happened to m

>
>>>>You want we should 'unrev' that quartz?  ;D
>>>
>>>I should'a moved it from next to K's picture!  Things are changing real fa
>>>in her neck of the woods :>
>>
>>You're beginning to sound more and more like a new age convert ;>
>
>I'll drink to that. Smile

Hell, you'll drink to *anything*!

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SHITLINKMsg # 131 of 282                 Date: Thu 21/05/1998,  5:44 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 32 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: The weirdest shit just happened to m


>>>You're beginning to sound more and more like a new age convert ;>
>>
>>I'll drink to that. Smile
>
>Hell, you'll drink to *anything*!

and then get all red in the face and look like a beetroot! Sad
As if it weren't hard enough just turning crimsom everytime I talk to you!

-
Reply
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SHITLINKMsg # 132 of 282                 Date: Fri 22/05/1998,  1:52 pm  [E]

From: AIMEE                      Read: 30 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: The weirdest shit just happened to m

>>>>You're beginning to sound more and more like a new age convert ;>
>>>
>>>I'll drink to that. Smile
>>
>>Hell, you'll drink to *anything*!
>
>and then get all red in the face and look like a beetroot! Sad
>As if it weren't hard enough just turning crimsom everytime I talk to you!

It's the stammering I like the best ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 133 of 282                 Date: Fri 22/05/1998,  6:02 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 32 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: The weirdest shit just happened to m


>>>>I'll drink to that. Smile
>>>
>>>Hell, you'll drink to *anything*!
>>
>>and then get all red in the face and look like a beetroot! Sad
>>As if it weren't hard enough just turning crimsom everytime I talk to you!
>
>It's the stammering I like the best ;>

Grrr Sad   Why I just can't be my usual egocentric, conceted, arrogant self
I will never know!  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 134 of 282                 Date: Mon 25/05/1998,  2:39 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 27 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: The weirdest shit just happened to m

>>>>>I'll drink to that. Smile
>>>>
>>>>Hell, you'll drink to *anything*!
>>>
>>>and then get all red in the face and look like a beetroot! Sad
>>>As if it weren't hard enough just turning crimsom everytime I talk to you!
>>
>>It's the stammering I like the best ;>
>
>Grrr Sad   Why I just can't be my usual egocentric, conceted, arrogant self
>I will never know!  ;>

Because you couldn't compete?  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 135 of 282                 Date: Thu 21/05/1998,  6:02 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 26 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :       For Books, Films, etc      
Subject: Re: Video viewing

>>>>>>Does that include me too?  I could do with a bit of monkeying around he
>>>>>
>>>>>We'll if Friday night was anything to go by, I don't blame you!
>>>>>Wild horses could'nt tear me from a hot date, let alone a sore tooth!
>>>>>Its enough to give PDA a bad name!
>>>>
>>>>We make up for it in other ways ;>
>>>
>>>Reply forwarded to private mail.  Smile
>>
>>Reply unsubstantiated.  ;>
>
>Phew! thank heavens for that! I was starting to think that story about him
>being gay was true! ;>
>
>Come to think of it.... did'nt you start that particular rumour?  ;>

I think it was started when he came into the flat, yelled out "Darling!"
held his hands out wide and started walking towards you in full leathers ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 136 of 282                 Date: Fri 22/05/1998,  6:20 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 30 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :       For Books, Films, etc      
Subject: Re: Video viewing

>>Phew! thank heavens for that! I was starting to think that story about him
>>being gay was true! ;>
>>
>>Come to think of it.... did'nt you start that particular rumour?  ;>
>
>I think it was started when he came into the flat, yelled out "Darling!"
>held his hands out wide and started walking towards you in full leathers ;>

Yeah but that wasn't the worst of it! It was when he offered to show me the
little thing he uses to pick up cops with, that I got really worried!!

How was I supposed to know it was a radar detector?  ;>

Zos




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SHITLINKMsg # 137 of 282                 Date: Mon 25/05/1998,  2:42 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 28 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :       For Books, Films, etc      
Subject: Re: Video viewing

>>>Phew! thank heavens for that! I was starting to think that story about him
>>>being gay was true! ;>
>>>
>>>Come to think of it.... did'nt you start that particular rumour?  ;>
>>
>>I think it was started when he came into the flat, yelled out "Darling!"
>>held his hands out wide and started walking towards you in full leathers ;>
>
>Yeah but that wasn't the worst of it! It was when he offered to show me the
>little thing he uses to pick up cops with, that I got really worried!!
>
>How was I supposed to know it was a radar detector?  ;>

His Big thing is the bike :>


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SHITLINKMsg # 138 of 282                 Date: Sat 30/05/1998,  1:53 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 27 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :       For Books, Films, etc      
Subject: Re: Video viewing

>>His Big thing is the bike :>
>
>I've heard of chick magnets, so I suppose you could call it a cop magnet.
>Should I go into the obvious and start up a thread about phalic symbols and
>such ?  :>  :>  :>

If you must, but leave the o-rings out of it.

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SHITLINKMsg # 139 of 282                 Date: Sat 30/05/1998,  7:20 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 27 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :       For Books, Films, etc      
Subject: Re: Video viewing


>>I've heard of chick magnets, so I suppose you could call it a cop magnet.
>>Should I go into the obvious and start up a thread about phalic symbols and
>>such ?  :>  :>  :>
>
>If you must, but leave the o-rings out of it.

..thats what they told me at nasa!

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SHITLINKMsg # 140 of 282                 Date: Tue 21/04/1998,  7:19 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 32 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: *ShitLink:  PC Buy, Sell, Problems
Subject: Re: 7 hours


>>>Oh wouldn't it be nice to own a 56.6k modem..... (:
>>
>>Or three like a certain friend of mine!
>>
>>Hmmm maybe I could bribe him with something?  Any ideas Aimee?  ;>
>
>You can borrow my LBD if you like :>

You think?  Did it work for you?
I'll ask him if he thinks that will convince him to part with one.

Heck I'm willing to try anything twice! ;>

Which reminds me.... I was driving along High street the other day when I
thought I saw the tall elegant figure of Ras standing with his back to me.
His long blonde hair blowing in the breeze. I tooted and started to shout
some form of yobbish obscenity, when to my total horror _she_ turned around
and gave me the most filthy look!

Which just goes to show you that not every blonde in pair of black jeans
and a tee-shirt is open to obscene gestures!  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 141 of 282                 Date: Tue 21/04/1998, 11:34 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 33 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :      Poetry, prose, paragraphs.  
Subject: Re: Oh no! He's back!

>>>Even in dress shops;  I do a quick circuit, decide that there's nothing in
>>>my size (all the neat stuff on the dummies are pinned at the back, to make
>>>it look like it's in my size), no animal prints, or no spray on jeans :>
>>
>>Forget the Round 2 sign Aimz... that last one did nicely...
>
>See Aimee told you!  ;>

I bow to the master :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 142 of 282                 Date: Mon 27/07/1998,  7:21 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 17 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: ???

>>> Ai> About 120 wpm :>
>>>
>>>Women per man? Where do I go, how do I sign up?
>>
>>You'll have to wait for next years' Dateless and Desperate Ball :>
>
>My guess is that the ratio would be the other way around... Zosi, give us
>some help here. What were your experiences?

Now what on earth makes you think that I could possibly be desperate or
dateless?  ;>
One thing that has become very apparent as the years go by is that I am
slowly becoming more and more comfortable with my own company.
Im not sure if thats a sign of the people I associate with or my state of
well being. ;>

As for the ratio thing... Yes I was led to believe that there was a shortage
of men at the Desperate and dateless ball.
Some men even reported that they were hunted by drunken women that looked
like "Wilderbeasts" and stalked into a hasty retreat.

What else would you expect at a Ball aimed at Desperate and Dateless women?
I mean how ugly would you have to be if as a woman, who usually only have to
say "Yes" to get a date, you find even that won't attract even the lowest of
menfolk?

;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 143 of 282                 Date: Tue  4/08/1998, 10:40 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 24 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :      Board Shitless Visitor Info 
Subject: Re: Hello again

>>  My pushbike died today. Finally. Steering head terminally shafted itself,
>>threads on one of the bits looks completely rooted, the whole thing wobbles
>>more than Aimee cycling round Red Rocks, and I had to walk the farking thin
>
>You lost all my sympathy in one fell swoop there!  ;>

Hey, just don't mention my kyaking expertise and I won't hastle you about
your cycling again   Smile

>>hastle Smile    I've got my fingers crossed they don't go and do a Spiro. "I'v
>>finally found someone I'm happy with". "Spiro and Shelly? Yeah, the broke u
>>instead of getting married and now hes back living with his folks". Bummer.
>
>No he's not!  He was flatting by himself for a while there, then  about 1-2
>months ago he moved in with Col' around the corner from here :>  Keep with
>the times!

Yeah, so you said a while back. Point is not where hes living or flatting,
its the fact he came back from Orkland minus one partner despite the "We're
going to get married" story we heard before they left...

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SHITLINKMsg # 144 of 282                 Date: Mon 28/09/1998,  6:29 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 13 times

     To: All
Subject: "Fascinating" captain

Lost Star Trek: The Next Generation episode...


Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at find
ing a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access
their command pathways?"

Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through
our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."

Geordie presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.

Riker looks puzzled:
"What the hell is a 'Microsoft'?"

Data turns to answer:
"Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called
'Windows' through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command
unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."

Picard: "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their
processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"

Data: "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new
version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases
exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt
quickly enough. Eventually, all of their processing ability will be taken
over and none will be available for their normal operational functions."

Picard: "Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable
geometric shape' idea."

15 minutes later...

Data: "Captain, we have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the comm
and unit, and as expected, it immediately consumed 85% of all resources.
We however have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'."

Geordi: "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU
capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an 'upgrade'
to compensate for their increase."

Picard: "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if there is
something we missed."

Data: "Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the 'upgrade'.
Apparently, the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending
in their registration cards."

Riker: "Captain, we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin
emergency escape sequence 3F..."

Geordie, excited:
"Wait, Captain. I just detected their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped
to 0% ..!"

Picard: "Data, what do your scanners show?"

Data: "Apparently, the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named
'Solitaire', and it has used up all the CPU capacity."

Picard: "Let's wait and see how long this 'Solitaire' can reduce their
functionality."

Two hours pass...

Riker: "Geordie, what's the status on the Borg?"

Geordie: "As expected, the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to
compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they
successfully increase resources, I have set up our closest deep space
monitor beacon to transmit more 'Windows' modules from something called
the 'Microsoft Fun-Pack'."

Picard: "How much time will that buy us?"

Data: "Current Borg solution rates allow me to predict an interest time
span of  6 more hours."

Geordie: "Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."

Picard: "Identify."

Data: "It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo!"

Over the speakers:
"THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY. WE HAVE
POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER
ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY."

Data: "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches, and released
thousands of humanoid shaped objects."

Picard: "Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft!"

Riker: "Good God, Captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the
Borg ship with no life support suits! How can they survive deep space?"

Data: "I don't believe that those are humans, sir. If you will look
closer, you will see that they are carrying something recognised by
twenty-first century man as doe-skin leather briefcases, and wearing
Armani suits!"

Riker and Picard together horrified: "Lawyers!!"

Geordie: "It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling
into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."

Data: "True, but apparently some must have survived."

Riker: "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with pieces
of paper."

Data: "I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as 'red tape'.
it often proves fatal."

Riker: "They're tearing the Borg to pieces!"

Picard: "Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch - not even the Borg
deserve that."

2 hours later in the briefing room...

Picard: "Where did we go wrong to cause such a hideous catastrophe?"

Data: "Sir, out archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology
indicate there was once a challenger to 'Windows' on Earth code-named
Borg. Later known as 'OS/2 for Windows'."

Riker: "God, you mean this Admiral Gates thought the Borg were his ancient
competitors?"

Picard: "It would seem so. But whatever happened to this 'OS/2'?"

Geordie: "I believe I can help here, Captain. 'OS/2' had many of the
features of our 25th century computers, but this Admiral Gates successfully
gained unusual power from the Government through something called a consent
degree. With it, and a brainwashing technique called 'Marketing', he
destroyed OS/2 and another competitor called 'Macintosh'."

Picard: "He did this without weapons?"

Data: "Not quite, Captain. He had an early pre-cursor to our phasors,
something called 'Vaporware'. And there is no known defense against this
weapon."

Riker: "Captain, if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling ill."

Picard: "Yes Will, I think we're all feeling ill. But this incident must
serve to warn us and the entire Federation how dangerous it is to awaken
this Admiral Gates and his monster 'Windows'. Geordie, prepare an emergency
report  to Starfleet command. Briefing adjourned."


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SHITLINKMsg # 145 of 282                 Date: Mon 28/09/1998,  6:33 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 22 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: Me

>>The kidney blotch Ghost...
>LOL!   and you'd be INCONTINENCY.  ;>
With his faithful companion GUMO

Also starring your old favourites
AGE ME
RESTPUTIN
Dull Glows (Previously known as Sparx)
and the BSA (Balding Senile ancients.)

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SHITLINKMsg # 146 of 282                 Date: Mon 28/09/1998,  9:26 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 21 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: Me

>>>....Yeah Im still here, apparently I'll be here till Im at least 50!
>>
>>Old & Grey eh? :>
>
>.. And then he'll be kicked off again till he's bald ;>  hehehehe

:>

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SHITLINKMsg # 147 of 282                 Date: Sun 25/10/1998,  4:35 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 11 times

     To: All
Subject: SI tour - new version

The plan for relieving post-exam stress: with a guy I met in the south
island on the last tour (I use that word in the loosest possible way)
and two other people I've never met before, hitch-hike down to somewhere
near Christchurch. Put some packs on our backs, and start walking north.
Stopping (maybe) when we get to Nelson (should that be IF we get no
Nelson?). The guy who planned the route recons on 16 days' walking, but
I'd bet it'd be 3 weeks at least, maybe longer. Planned gourmet items
along the way include weka stew (boil the weka for 5 hours in a pot with
a stone, throw the weka away and eat the stone), Kentucky Fried Kea,
possum, eel, and any fish we can get our hands on (provided the fish and
game council don't get their hands on us first). Should be interesting
to say the least...

-=- Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR]

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SHITLINKMsg # 148 of 282                 Date: Mon 21/12/1998,  3:51 am  [E]
From: MARK RUBY                  Read: 27 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All                     Fwd From: :IMPORTANT information about the BB
Subject: Aime‚ is 30 today :-)





         *********HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY AIMEE!!**********


        Another decade older...  soon you will be as old as me!! :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 149 of 282                 Date: Sat 21/11/1998,  1:01 pm  [E]
From: OLIVER FISCHER             Read: 27 times  [1 Reply]

     To: MARK RUBY               Fwd From: :IMPORTANT information about the BB
Subject: Re: Aime‚ is 30 today :-)

>
>
>
>
>         *********HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY AIMEE!!**********
>
>
>        Another decade older...  soon you will be as old as me!! :>

Happy Birthday Aimee ! Like good wine, you improve with age ! 8-)

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SHITLINKMsg # 150 of 282                 Date: Sun 22/11/1998,  8:04 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE WINN                 Read: 22 times

     To: OLIVER FISCHER          Fwd From: :IMPORTANT information about the BB
Subject: Re: Aime‚ is 30 today :-)

>>         *********HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY AIMEE!!**********
>>
>>
>>        Another decade older...  soon you will be as old as me!! :>
>
>Happy Birthday Aimee ! Like good wine, you improve with age ! 8-)

And people feel seedy the next day?  ;>
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SHITLINKMsg # 151 of 282                 Date: Tue 15/12/1998, 12:34 pm  [E]

From: AIMEE                      Read: 22 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :         Culinary delights!       
Subject: Re: Winner tacho...

>>>One time (recently) after seeing a apealing add on t.v for "winner tacho" 
>>>Although they do taste nice, for $2 they are way over priced!!!
>>>anyway thats just my version....
>
>>I followed the microwave directions for Chicken Tonight Apricot chicken.
>>I won't microwave chicken again.
>
>My name is bob... And i'm a shopaholic.
>
>Don't Bother me now, can't you see I'm in the middle of a cigarette- A Winn.

Strangely enough, you're right :>

... Although it's really hard to smoke with a large piece of metal in your
mouth! *crunch*

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SHITLINKMsg # 152 of 282                 Date: Wed 16/12/1998,  1:13 am  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 17 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :         Culinary delights!       
Subject: Re: Winner tacho...

>>>Don't Bother me now, can't you see I'm in the middle of a cigarette- A Win
>
>>Strangely enough, you're right :>
>>... Although it's really hard to smoke with a large piece of metal in your
>>mouth! *crunch*
>
>Dentist go a little overboard? or u being held at gunpoint...

I heard it was a last ditched attempt to shut her up !  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 153 of 282                 Date: Wed 16/12/1998,  1:41 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 14 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :         Culinary delights!       
Subject: Re: Winner tacho...

>>>Don't Bother me now, can't you see I'm in the middle of a cigarette- A Win
>
>>Strangely enough, you're right :>
>>... Although it's really hard to smoke with a large piece of metal in your
>>mouth! *crunch*
>
>Dentist go a little overboard? or u being held at gunpoint...

Personal torture :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 154 of 282                 Date: Wed 16/12/1998, 10:07 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 13 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: Winner tacho...

>>>Dentist go a little overboard? or u being held at gunpoint...
>
>>I heard it was a last ditched attempt to shut her up !  ;>
>
>They needed to wire her fingers together then...   q8/

No, she's got handcuffs for that..  she's had this big stud in her mouth
since Monday.... and I think I can hear his mother calling.. ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 155 of 282                 Date: Sat 19/12/1998,  1:49 am  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 12 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: Howdy

>>>Nor did I ??  Oh well, you know me, I'l stick my nose and tongue anywhere 
>>>think It'll be wellcome..  :>
>>
>>Could you check the cheese in this here mousey thing? ...
>
>Don't call her a mousey thing!!  she can box you know !!  <grin>

:> ...

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SHITLINKMsg # 156 of 282                 Date: Thu 24/12/1998,  6:08 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 16 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: Me

>>So.  How's your love life?  ;>
>FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Better see a doctor about that...   q8.

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SHITLINKMsg # 157 of 282                 Date: Wed 30/12/1998,  7:12 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 17 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: Me

>>So.  How's your love life?  ;>
>
>FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Oh thats great from you!!  she of the unflinching devotion Sad

<grin>

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SHITLINKMsg # 158 of 282                 Date: Thu 31/12/1998,  9:41 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 12 times  [1 Reply]

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: Me

>>>So.  How's your love life?  ;>
>>
>>FIRE IN THE HOLE!
>
>Oh thats great from you!!  she of the unflinching devotion Sad

Some men would have taken it as a compliment...

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SHITLINKMsg # 159 of 282                 Date: Sat  2/01/1999,  8:03 pm  [E]
From: GOLLUM                     Read: 21 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: :      Board Shitless Visitor Info 
Subject: Happy new year

Happy new year everyone ! Who got sloshed then ? 8-)

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SHITLINKMsg # 160 of 282                 Date: Wed  6/01/1999,  1:06 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 15 times  [1 Reply]

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: Winner tacho...

>>>Dentist go a little overboard? or u being held at gunpoint...
>>Personal torture :>
>My turn on thursday

What, you're getting your tongue pierced too?  :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 161 of 282                 Date: Wed  6/01/1999,  1:08 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 16 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: Howdy

>>>Nor did I ??  Oh well, you know me, I'l stick my nose and tongue anywhere 
>>>think It'll be wellcome..  :>
>>
>>Could you check the cheese in this here mousey thing? ...
>
>Don't call her a mousey thing!!  she can box you know !!  <grin>

A boxing mouse?  Wasn't that a Speed Gonzalez episode?  :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 162 of 282                 Date: Thu  7/01/1999,  2:10 am  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 17 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Me


>>>>So.  How's your love life?  ;>
>>>
>>>FIRE IN THE HOLE!
>>
>>Oh thats great from you!!  she of the unflinching devotion Sad
>
>Some men would have taken it as a compliment...

I look at it this way.... If someone would cheat on one partner they'd cheat
on another...   If I thought you would, I would'nt have put you in that
situation.

Take a pat on the back  Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 163 of 282                 Date: Sat  9/01/1999, 10:59 am  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 14 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Winner tacho...

>>>>Dentist go a little overboard? or u being held at gunpoint...
>>>Personal torture :>
>>My turn on thursday

>What, you're getting your tongue pierced too?  :>

Tried that, shouldn't have had my tongue between my teeth when I dived
into that pool.

Speakin of which I've found an excellent swimming hole..
Past temerua on the back streights to the rimataka hills theres a turnoff
north that ends up in a camping ground.
Theres bushwalks, swingbridges and a couple of waterholes that are upto 15ft
deep, great cliffs to dive off, and the water is warm at the moment.

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SHITLINKMsg # 164 of 282                 Date: Wed 13/01/1999,  6:57 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 12 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Me


>>>Some men would have taken it as a compliment...
>>
>>I look at it this way.... If someone would cheat on one partner they'd chea
>>on another...   If I thought you would, I would'nt have put you in that
>>situation.
>>
>>Take a pat on the back  Smile
>
>You pat my back... ?  ;>

maybe a little further down ?  :>  I am a guy after all !


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SHITLINKMsg # 165 of 282                 Date: Sun 13/09/1998, 10:47 pm  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 24 times

     To: PIPES                   Fwd From: :       Join the debating team!    
Subject: Re: The Plan

>>The Spice Girls are all DOGS! Theres not one of them thats prettier than
>>half the women you see walking down Lambton Quay on any sunny day.!
>>
>Ok, their music aint to hot the as for their bodies man....phew...

I had a tape "Rowan Atkinson Live in Belfast" in which he describes 3
men, one deaf, one blind, and the other mute.
The deaf one really loved Bananarama, <garbled ommissions> ...
... and the joke ends when the first one 'sees' the combine harvester, the
second one 'hears' the combine harvester...

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SHITLINKMsg # 166 of 282                 Date: Tue  5/05/1998,  8:18 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 34 times

     To: HORUS                   Fwd From: :       Join the debating team!    
Subject: Re: Think of the JAWS theme

>Female circumcision is a travesty, but the male equivalent is not only
>hygienic, it also avoids the pain of snout discomfort that some men
>experience when they get erections.

Yeah tis true. I think most women would agree about the hygene aspect too.
A friend of mine had a circumcision when he was about 22 as he found sex
just way too painfull.

Then again there are now support groups out there for men that want to
regrow their foreskins!  I can't imagine anything more revolting for poor
old nudge! If he wanted a raincoat all he has to do is ask!

...on the subject of men having a pet name for their penis'... Do you
pretend that "he" has a distinct persona?

Are we really having this conversation?

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SHITLINKMsg # 167 of 282                 Date: Wed  6/05/1998,  5:52 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 36 times  [1 Reply]

     To: HORUS                   Fwd From: :       Join the debating team!    
Subject: Re: Think of the JAWS theme


>ZO>...on the subject of men having a pet name for their penis'... Do you
>ZO>pretend that "he" has a distinct persona?
>
>Only with my first long-term girlfriend when I was about 16-17.
>It made talking about the act a lot easier, as if you were distancing
>yourself from your sexual proclivities.

And what was his name? Horus?
>ZO>Are we really having this conversation?
>
>It's meat and potatoes stuff to me, I think time spent messaging about
>certain personal aspects of one's life, is far more rewarding than
>grinding out sentences on `weather-type topics'.

Yeah well thats true. I usually would'nt talk about such things with Aim‚e
looking over our shoulders, but after the conversation I had with her and
her friends last week about morning erections and the difficulties
experienced urinating first thing in the morning. I figure I can talk about
anything now.
Mind you I had had a few by then.
Z

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SHITLINKMsg # 168 of 282                 Date: Sat  9/05/1998,  2:25 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 31 times  [1 Reply]

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :       Join the debating team!    
Subject: Re: Think of the JAWS theme

>Yeah well thats true. I usually would'nt talk about such things with Aim‚e
>looking over our shoulders, but after the conversation I had with her and
>her friends last week about morning erections and the difficulties
>experienced urinating first thing in the morning. I figure I can talk about
>anything now.
>Mind you I had had a few by then.

You'd had a bit to drink, too :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 169 of 282                 Date: Sat  9/05/1998,  5:32 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 30 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :       Join the debating team!    
Subject: Re: Think of the JAWS theme


>>Yeah well thats true. I usually would'nt talk about such things with Aim‚e
>>looking over our shoulders, but after the conversation I had with her and
>>her friends last week about morning erections and the difficulties
>>experienced urinating first thing in the morning. I figure I can talk about
>>anything now.
>>Mind you I had had a few by then.
>
>You'd had a bit to drink, too :>

Big Grin

I'm glad you noticed! ;>  I could'nt have done it without you. :>





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SHITLINKMsg # 170 of 282                 Date: Mon 10/04/1995,  4:31 pm  [E]
From: INDIANA JANE               Read: 71 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All                     Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: ???

What is this subboard for?

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SHITLINKMsg # 171 of 282                 Date: Mon 10/04/1995,  5:32 pm  [E]
From: PRINCE OF DARKNESS         Read: 74 times  [1 Reply]

     To: INDIANA JANE            Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???

>What is this subboard for?

violence and bloodshed?

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SHITLINKMsg # 172 of 282                 Date: Mon 17/04/1995,  3:27 pm  [E]
From: INDIANA JANE               Read: 71 times

     To: PRINCE OF DARKNESS      Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???

>>What is this subboard for?
>
>violence and bloodshed?

thats not very nice.

Indy.

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SHITLINKMsg # 173 of 282                 Date: Mon 17/04/1995,  3:28 pm  [E]
From: INDIANA JANE               Read: 73 times  [3 Retorts]

     To: GREY GHOST              Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???

>>What is this subboard for?
>
>Yukky,sick,perverse and twisted things,Sooo whats a girl like you doing in a
>place like this? ;-) <GG>


I didn't know I WAS in a place like this.

I feel like an extra in a b grade movie posting in here!

Indy.

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SHITLINKMsg # 174 of 282                 Date: Mon 17/04/1995,  4:38 pm  [E]
From: WITCH WON                  Read: 70 times  [1 Reply]

     To: INDIANA JANE            Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: B grade subboards.


   Good afternoon Indiana Jane,

IJ> I didn't know I WAS in a place like this.
IJ>
IJ> I feel like an extra in a b grade movie posting in here!

   Wow!  We ACTUALLY fooled someone into thinking this was a b grade subby!
Sorry to hve to inform you that the pay is better as the extra.  The wall
paper here is neato though isn't it?

   Regards,
     Witch Won.



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SHITLINKMsg # 175 of 282                 Date: Mon 24/04/1995,  5:12 am  [E]
From: INDIANA JANE               Read: 43 times

     To: WITCH WON               Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: We: B grade subboards.

>
>   Good afternoon Indiana Jane,

good morning Witch Won,
>
>IJ> I didn't know I WAS in a place like this.
>IJ>
>IJ> I feel like an extra in a b grade movie posting in here!
>
>   Wow!  We ACTUALLY fooled someone into thinking this was a b grade subby!
>Sorry to hve to inform you that the pay is better as the extra.  The wall
>paper here is neato though isn't it?
>

yes, nice wallpaper. bloody handmarks arent they?

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SHITLINKMsg # 176 of 282                 Date: Tue 18/04/1995, 11:02 am  [E]
From: PRINCE OF DARKNESS         Read: 67 times

     To: INDIANA JANE            Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???

>I didn't know I WAS in a place like this.
>I feel like an extra in a b grade movie posting in here!

you are.. we are just waiting for you to take your clothes off, so we can
see you naked before the chainsaw wielding looneys chop you up into little
bits and sell you to the butcher..

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