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SHITLINKMsg # 177 of 282                 Date: Wed 19/04/1995, 10:38 pm  [E]

From: MULDER                     Read: 62 times  [1 Reply]

     To: INDIANA JANE            Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???

Picture this-

















                               your alone                          it's dark




it's cold









                                  you cant find the door








    behind you!                         something is moving towards you







be afraid                                be very afraid









                        you are not alone









           Im here!!

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SHITLINKMsg # 178 of 282                 Date: Thu 20/04/1995,  9:03 am  [E]
From: TREKKER                    Read: 62 times

     To: MULDER                  Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???

>Picture this-
>                               your alone                          it's dark
>it's cold
>                                  you cant find the door
>    behind you!                         something is moving towards you
>be afraid                                be very afraid
>                        you are not alone
>           Im here!!

Thankyou, I feel so much better for knowing that.

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SHITLINKMsg # 179 of 282                 Date: Thu 20/04/1995,  3:22 pm  [E]
From: PRINCE OF DARKNESS         Read: 69 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GREY GHOST              Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???

>>>I didn't know I WAS in a place like this.
>>>I feel like an extra in a b grade movie posting in here!
>>you are.. we are just waiting for you to take your clothes off, so we can
>>see you naked before the chainsaw wielding looneys chop you up into little
>>bits and sell you to the butcher..
>How much for the little girl???

HEY!!! YOU GET THE FRAG OUT OF HERE!!! The bitch is mine! you even look at
her funny, and I'll chop off your fingers...with a blunt rusty carving
knife.. then I will insert the knife into your eyeballs, and twist and twist
and twist, until I feel rusty metal scrape against bone, until I make an
opening large enough to reach inside your head and pull out your brain with
my hand...

then I will hurt you...

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SHITLINKMsg # 180 of 282                 Date: Thu 20/04/1995, 10:15 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 67 times

     To: PRINCE OF DARKNESS      Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: ???



>HEY!!! YOU GET THE FRAG OUT OF HERE!!! The bitch is mine! you even look at

Awww... do I smell love in the air?

or have you forgotten to wash your t-shirt again?

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SHITLINKMsg # 181 of 282                 Date: Mon 15/05/1995,  2:19 pm  [E]
From: INDIANA JANE               Read: 45 times  [1 Reply]

     To: PRINCE OF DARKNESS      Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: mellow fish eating chainsaw wielding

>..tried to play a game
>but all you gave was pain

take two aspirin and call me in the morning!

Indy.

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SHITLINKMsg # 182 of 282                 Date: Mon 15/05/1995,  4:32 pm  [E]
From: PRINCE OF DARKNESS         Read: 44 times  [1 Reply]

     To: INDIANA JANE            Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: mellow fish eating chainsaw wielding

>>..tried to play a game
>>but all you gave was pain
>take two aspirin and call me in the morning!

take two aspirins, and a litre of turps and call me if you wake up..

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SHITLINKMsg # 183 of 282                 Date: Mon 26/06/1995,  6:30 pm  [E]
From: INDIANA JANE               Read: 41 times

     To: PRINCE OF DARKNESS      Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: mellow fish eating chainsaw wielding

>>>..tried to play a game
>>>but all you gave was pain
>>take two aspirin and call me in the morning!
>
>take two aspirins, and a litre of turps and call me if you wake up..

thats not very nice. 8-(

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SHITLINKMsg # 184 of 282                 Date: Tue 27/06/1995,  2:34 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 42 times  [1 Reply]

     To: PRINCE OF DARKNESS      Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: mellow fish eating chainsaw wielding

>>>>take two aspirins, and a litre of turps and call me if you wake up..
>>>thats not very nice. 8-(
>>heh.. you obviously don't know our Prince of Darkness (aka. TinTin) ;>
>
>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>you may only call me that when I gel the fringe up.. at the mo it
>droops, so DON'T call me tintin..or I will publicly call you that which
>humiliates you beyond humiliation..

Hehehehehe A Hit!  A Palpable Hit!

*grin*

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SHITLINKMsg # 185 of 282                 Date: Tue 27/06/1995,  6:22 pm  [E]
From: SKIDMARK                   Read: 45 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: mellow fish eating chainsaw wielding

>>>>>take two aspirins, and a litre of turps and call me if you wake up..
>>>>thats not very nice. 8-(
>>>heh.. you obviously don't know our Prince of Darkness (aka. TinTin) ;>
>>
>>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>you may only call me that when I gel the fringe up.. at the mo it
>>droops, so DON'T call me tintin..or I will publicly call you that which
>>humiliates you beyond humiliation..
>
>Hehehehehe A Hit!  A Palpable Hit!
>
>*grin*

 I've finally found the board for me!!!

 Tell us more about the fringe, gell, humiliation, droops and stuff...
 Wow! really kinky! And i thought I was the only one:>

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SHITLINKMsg # 186 of 282                 Date: Thu 28/03/1996,  4:51 pm  [E]
From: NIGHTHAWK                  Read: 43 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Dog-gone

Reading back the message of the Mohaka dog aka Wals dog,  have you heard
what the new motto of the Bestiality Society is ?


"In dog we thrust"

That might be a bit of a derivation from the old joke about the agnostic
dyslexic who lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.....

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SHITLINKMsg # 187 of 282                 Date: Fri  3/05/1996, 12:18 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 47 times

     To: PRIVATE PAARTZ          Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: Macabre...

>>That's exactly what lincoln said 1 second before he died!
>
>Um, I'm not sure he actually said it....more like the wind escaped from his
>colapsed lungs as he was torn to pieces internally by the large, fast
>bullet....spreading blood and guts to the four winds....

Interesting concept.  Wasn't he shot in the head though?

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SHITLINKMsg # 188 of 282                 Date: Thu  1/05/1997,  5:25 pm  [E]
From: DEADLY                     Read: 31 times

     To: PRIVATE PAARTZ          Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: Macabre...

>>>Um, I'm not sure he actually said it....more like the wind escaped from hi
>>>colapsed lungs as he was torn to pieces internally by the large, fast
>>>bullet....spreading blood and guts to the four winds....

The Perfect Heart attack.......   Attacked with a forign object about .45

Cheers DCH

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SHITLINKMsg # 189 of 282                 Date: Sun 15/12/1996,  6:42 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 44 times

     To: CARCHAROTH              Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: All Things Sick And Perverse

>
>You consider yourself psychopathic? fiendish? vile? perverted? twisted? or
>completely and utterly psychologically unbalanced?

Dad! is that you????

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SHITLINKMsg # 190 of 282                 Date: Thu 11/12/1997,  1:12 am  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 26 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Thinking....

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have
been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws,
can make a child look like a deer.

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SHITLINKMsg # 191 of 282                 Date: Fri  9/01/1998,  6:20 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 35 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: Thinking....

>>>I was going to say "Fascinateiong" but I can't spell it.
>>
>>Sure you can! You can say anything you like. Smile   .......You just can't
>>spell it!  ;>
>
>You can etch it in the forehead of the next passerby, and if you misspell
>it, try again on the next victim to innocently wander by.

Dear Dave
 I took your advice and tattoed various mispellings of several words onto
the foreheads of no less than 37 people. All of them strangers to myself.

The first person I met was a skinhead and after starting the word "Fasc.."
I ended up tatto'ing "Fascist" on him. He seemed very pleased.
The next person I met was an elderly gentleman in a walking frame (Ron)
and he keeled over the moment the needle came out. I simply wrote "boing" on
him and moved on.
The next victim was a pregnant women slowly making her way up Cuba street.
I pushed he flat on her back and promptly etched the word "virgin" onto her.
(I appreciate sarcasm)  :>

Anyway this went on for quite some time untill I walked past the local
kindergarten. Where apon I scribed a seperate letter onto the heads of 26
different childen and had then line up in differing orders untill my
ammusement wained.
Which co-incidently was about the same time that the parents showed up!
and the police, and the rest of the Skin-heads mates and the womans 22 stone
wrestler of a husband.

Still alls well that ends well! at least now I know how to spell..umm errr
what was the word again?  Wink

                                     Yours Sincerely, ZOSIMOS.
  Ward 7, Wellington Hospital.
Soon afterwards to be released into
the care of Her Majesty's Service.

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SHITLINKMsg # 192 of 282                 Date: Thu 12/03/1998,  9:17 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 23 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Re: Thinking....

>Dear Dave
> I took your advice and tattoed various mispellings of several words onto
>the foreheads of no less than 37 people. All of them strangers to myself.
>
>The first person I met was a skinhead and after starting the word "Fasc.."
>I ended up tatto'ing "Fascist" on him. He seemed very pleased.
>The next person I met was an elderly gentleman in a walking frame (Ron)
>and he keeled over the moment the needle came out. I simply wrote "boing" on
>him and moved on.
>The next victim was a pregnant women slowly making her way up Cuba street.
>I pushed he flat on her back and promptly etched the word "virgin" onto her.
>(I appreciate sarcasm)  :>
>
>Anyway this went on for quite some time untill I walked past the local
>kindergarten. Where apon I scribed a seperate letter onto the heads of 26
>different childen and had then line up in differing orders untill my
>ammusement wained.
>Which co-incidently was about the same time that the parents showed up!
>and the police, and the rest of the Skin-heads mates and the womans 22 stone
>wrestler of a husband.
>
>Still alls well that ends well! at least now I know how to spell..umm errr
>what was the word again?  Wink
>
>                                     Yours Sincerely, ZOSIMOS.
>  Ward 7, Wellington Hospital.
>Soon afterwards to be released into
>the care of Her Majesty's Service.

Foot note to the above story.
  Not long after being hospitalised Zosimos was found wondering naked and
dazed around the grounds of Wellington Hospital. He had apparently been
involved in an all night sex orgy with 7 of the neurology units top nurses.
Apparently according to one source, Zosimos had tried and allmost succeeded
in F*cking his brains out.

: Zosimos wish list item #1003

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SHITLINKMsg # 193 of 282                 Date: Sun 15/03/1998,  9:05 pm  [E]
From: HORUS                      Read: 19 times  [1 Reply]

     To: SHIVA                   Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: %$#@'n gross!

I heard a story recently that turned my stomach.

Let's just say that I'm glad I don't sleep on a waterbed.

                  ******

A friend of a workmate of the wife was asked to housesit for a week
while the owner went overseas.

The first night her and her husband are lying in the owner's waterbed.
The woman is reading a book when something bumped against her back. She
ignored it, thinking it was her husband. Her back was bumped again and
she told her husband to quit it. He asks her what the hell she's on
about.

Now things started getting hairy!

She explains, he denies, she gets bumped again and realises something is
moving underneath the sheet.
She pulls back the sheet and notices something moving beneath the skin
of the waterbed.

She screams, springs out of the bed and proceeds to spew on the carpet.

There was a huge, and I mean Huuuge, tapeworm living/swimming/feeding
inside the waterbed.

---
 þ SLMR 2.1a þ

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SHITLINKMsg # 194 of 282                 Date: Fri 20/03/1998,  7:30 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 23 times

     To: HORUS                   Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: 

 Ho> I heard a story recently that turned my stomach.
 Ho> Let's just say that I'm glad I don't sleep on a waterbed.
 Ho> There was a huge, and I mean Huuuge, tapeworm living/swimming/feeding
 Ho> inside the waterbed.

I herd just yesterday on the radio that a woman somwhere (Probably
America/Mexico)..
Purchased a feather Duvet, took it home and put it on the bed.
Later she found it had fallen to the floor so she put it back on
the bed again. Yet later it was found on the floor again.

She returned the Duvet to the shop and they discovered it was
FULL of MAGGOTS living off the flesh bits that had not been cleaned
off the feathers!!!

Blehhh

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SHITLINKMsg # 195 of 282                 Date: Wed 26/08/1998, 11:35 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 14 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: :  Twisted, sick and  perverse thin
Subject: Urban legend

Not a true story, but a truly disgusting story...
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 Urban Legend Alert

The Lightning Date
A pre-med student from the University of Arizona was
hoping to score with his date on a Friday night.
To put the woman in the mood, he drove her to a
lonesome spot on Mount Lemmon which overlooks the
city of Tucson, Arizona. They walked to an open
knoll and admired the city lights.

Overcome by the romantic locale, the lissome lass
succumbed to his pleas. Soon they tossed their
clothes off, made a bed of their garments, and
began to make love. The heavy storm clouds rolling
overhead mingled with the low rumble of thunder
inside them. The excited lovers never looked up
to see the charred remains of trees on the knoll.

Their idyllic clearing was a hotbed of electrical
activity that night. With a blinding light, a bolt
of lightning struck the high point on the knoll,
which happened to be the pre-med student's ass,
and sought the path of least resistance straight
down. Incredibly, he survived, albeit in excruciating
pain.

The heat of the bolt had fused together flesh and
latex so that the two lovers were now stuck together.
The woman unfortunately did not survive the lightning
strike. When the student looked down into the vacant
eyes of his girlfriend and realized she was dead, his
immediate repulsion caused him to jerk away from her.
When he found that he couldn't, a wave of pain and
nausea made him vomit into the girl's face and open mouth.
Heaving only caused more pain and illness. Finally he
passed out. Attracted by the smell, a bear found its
way to the lovers and began to lick semi-digested pizza
and buffalo wings from the dead girl's face. The student
roused from his exhaustion. When he saw the bear, he
realized that there was nothing he could do but lay
silently in fear. To his horror, the bear became
dissatisfied with just a lick and started to eat the
girl, loudly crunching her facial bones inches from
his ear. The bear also sampled the student, scraping
the back of his skull with its teeth, before moving on.

At 11:35AM, a group of camping girl scouts arrived at
the lover's tryst, where the pre-med student's car was
parked. Minutes later, three screaming girls discovered
the student, who had regained consciousness several
times in the night and had managed to drag himself
and the partially-eaten girl several meters towards
the road.

Doctors managed to separate the student from the corpse.
According to a hospital source, his penis resembled
"a small piece of cauliflower" in its flaccid state.
The first hint of arousal resulted in so much pain that
the student was unable and unwilling to achieve an
erection. It is doubtful that it will ever again
function in a procreatory sense.


Zos... and the silly thing about it all is that its a total fabrication!

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SHITLINKMsg # 196 of 282                 Date: Wed 19/11/1997, 12:26 am  [E]
From: GEOFF BAYLIS               Read: 27 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: :       For Books, Films, etc      
Subject: Oddities...

>   Date:  5/05/91
>   From: ASH WEDNESDAY
>     To: All
>Subject: Paladin Re: Lyrics
>
>                       FIRST  LOVE
>                       (W B Yeats)
>
>Though nurtured like the sailing moon
>In beauty's murderous brood
>She walked awhile and blushed awhile
>And on my pathway stood
>Until I thought her body bore
>A heart of flesh and blood

>But since I laid a hand thereon
>And found a heart of stone
>I have attempted many things
>And not a thing is done,
>For every hand is lunatic
>That travels on the moon.

>She smiled, and that transfigured me
>And left me but a lout,
>Maundering here and maundering there,
>Emptier of thought
>Than the heavenly circuit of its stars
>When the moon sails out.

>So, noble Paladin, beware, for your playmate has yet to be courted/won.
>Enough of the games, she may enjoy the hunt more than the kill, and as yet
>you have not even laid eyes on her.

Interesting the things that are buried away in the messages of old...
Kewl...
Have a look at the Moths to a flame Sub.. theres only 18 msgs left
there... 

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SHITLINKMsg # 197 of 282                 Date: Mon 25/03/1996, 10:41 am  [E]

From: AIMEE                      Read: 40 times

     To: RAVING M BOTTOMS        Fwd From: :    Conversations with the MMoS!  
Subject: Re: Coming from YOUR board


>Dear Aimee... this Jjane keeps posting crap like this... are you going to
>continue to let this happen...
>if so, i will make a complaint to Race Relations office

Dear Dave,
       How I hate to write.  Dear Dave... I must let you know tonite... That
JJane is completely gone, so I'm writing you this song.  Next you'll meet
another, lay into her, it's her mother, then we can say 'Oh Brother!', Dear
Dave.

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SHITLINKMsg # 198 of 282                 Date: Tue 17/12/1996, 10:46 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 41 times

     To: TOA                     Fwd From: :    Conversations with the MMoS!  
Subject: Re: shitlink

>Kia ora kia koe, mo tou whaaaro rangatira i runga i tera kaupapa,ara,
>ko TE TARI O TE WHENUA.Ahakoa e kore ahau i mohio ai i a koe,
>mai a tou korero i korerohia koe hei roto i tenei "PAPA KORERO"
>i whakaaro ana ahau, he pai te ahuatanga a tou.

Oma rapiti... Oma rapiti, Oma, Oma.. Oma...

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SHITLINKMsg # 199 of 282                 Date: Wed 23/12/1998, 10:37 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 22 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: BLOODSWORD              Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened...

> Ai> I'm sure there's bound to be more photos coming soon... Col here is a
> Ai> photographer of some unusual skill :>
>
>Yeah. Cool.
>(Are they nude?? <G>)

We got one of our very own Zosimos in bed snoring ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 200 of 282                 Date: Wed 23/12/1998, 10:51 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 19 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened...

>>Yeah. Cool.
>>(Are they nude?? <G>)

>We got one of our very own Zosimos in bed snoring ;>

Dosn't really do it for me....
No offence Zoz...

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SHITLINKMsg # 201 of 282                 Date: Wed 30/12/1998,  7:19 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 19 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened...

>>>Yeah. Cool.
>>>(Are they nude?? <G>)
>
>>We got one of our very own Zosimos in bed snoring ;>
>
>Dosn't really do it for me....
>No offence Zoz...

I have a few of Aimee on a yacht scantily dressed.. any interest?? :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 202 of 282                 Date: Wed 30/12/1998, 11:04 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 17 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened...

>>>>Yeah. Cool.
>>>>(Are they nude?? <G>)
>>
>>>We got one of our very own Zosimos in bed snoring ;>
>>
>>Dosn't really do it for me....
>>No offence Zoz...
>
>I have a few of Aimee on a yacht scantily dressed.. any interest?? :>

That File attached: Download [Y\N] bit didn't show for me...


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SHITLINKMsg # 203 of 282                 Date: Thu  7/01/1999,  9:29 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 15 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened...

>>>We got one of our very own Zosimos in bed snoring ;>

>>Dosn't really do it for me....
>>No offence Zoz...

>I have a few of Aimee on a yacht scantily dressed.. any interest?? :>

Scantily dressed Yachts don't do any thing for me either..

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SHITLINKMsg # 204 of 282                 Date: Wed 30/12/1998,  7:17 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 21 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: A funny thing happened...

>> Ai> I'm sure there's bound to be more photos coming soon... Col here is a
>> Ai> photographer of some unusual skill :>
>>
>>Yeah. Cool.
>>(Are they nude?? <G>)
>
>We got one of our very own Zosimos in bed snoring ;>

I wish I'd gotten Aimee while she was in bed snoring....:>
A pic would have been nice too..

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SHITLINKMsg # 205 of 282                 Date: Sun 11/10/1992,  1:28 am  [E]
From: ASH WEDNESDAY              Read: 58 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :         Serious be Buggered!!    
Subject: Re: A-HA!

>
>Geeze... you're taking the sensitive new-age guy a bit far aren't you?

Didn't you know you always run into a snag around Dean?

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SHITLINKMsg # 206 of 282                 Date: Fri 11/07/1997,  1:51 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 35 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :      Yak about your high scores  
Subject: Re: Heretic Aimee

>>><Newbie mode on>
>>>will it fix whats fundamentally wrong with the Universe?
>>Yup :>
>>.. But it won't make an intravenous coffee machine work :>
>Ask Dr Devorkian for advice, he's done a bit of study on Computer
>aided intravenous injection... just dont let him fill it for you...

Hey!  I've got his Dvorak keyboard drivers!

<sproing>  <thud>

Damn... pushed... end... key... by.. mista.......*

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SHITLINKMsg # 207 of 282                 Date: Fri 11/07/1997, 11:11 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 35 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :      Yak about your high scores  
Subject: Re: Heretic Aimee

>>Ask Dr Devorkian for advice, he's done a bit of study on Computer
>>aided intravenous injection... just dont let him fill it for you...
>Hey!  I've got his Dvorak keyboard drivers!
><sproing>  <thud>
>Damn... pushed... end... key... by.. mista.......*
Brings a whole new meaning to the following keys...
<INSERT>   (Ouch)
<DELETE>   No wait, I can expla..
<Num Lock> Imagine watching coronation st for 4 days non stop...
<Break> Crash tinkle..

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SHITLINKMsg # 208 of 282                 Date: Mon 25/01/1999,  2:44 pm  [I]
From: RYLOTH                     Read: 12 times  [1 Reply]

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Origin: 13:666/4546
Subject: Re: %$#@'n gross!

Z> Im still waiting for my family of Sea Monkeys to hatch and start wearing
Z> crowns and making a home just like it said they would in the back of my
Z> "Superman" comic books.

Yeah man i was gipped Sad
I grew them, and in my mind I had visions, well yeah great visions of a
society of little sea monkeys dominated by me, id be their ''giant ruler''
they'd worship me and bring me stuff.. and build great shrines to my
person,
the name of Dave would be known throughout the now sea monkey infested
planet
as 'All that is good and kind' and maybe on a few days 'All that is to be
feared', they would divide into many factions but only really two would
prove
to be dominant.. of these two one truley believed in my greatness and one
belived that although I was great it was wrong of me to destroy the entire
human race for my own ammusement and that to correct the situation I should
appologise... After much deliberation with the sea monkey faction which
frowned upon me, we came to an agreement where upon I would appologie (in
the form of atonement) to all those people to whom that had no negative
impact
on society, thus the task of determing who had not had a negative impact on
society had started at first it did not seem like to much of an extrodinary
task but after many years the sea monkeys realised that the task they had
started would take them many many years to complete and that I would no
longer
be alive when their job was done, they decided that I could designate a sea
monkey to both rule and on behalf of me appologise on my behalf when the
time
came for me to die. weeks later I became sick and as all the doctors had
been
executed I slowly died over a peroid of 2 days... but the sea monkies lived
on
and prospered all the time decideing who had been evil and who had been
good..
Space travel was invented and the sea monkeys were free to explore the
universe, and so they did they explored stars noth near and far putting
down
roots on most habital planets, never destroying the enviroment never taking
too much from the enviroment always looking after their own... nearing the
end
of their research of what had become known as the nice list the monkey
goverment began to worry... they realised that for now thousends of years
all
their civilisation had been aiming for was to complete the list al
expansion
and discovery was only done to further to population so to complete the
task
faster... but why they pondered.. what then.. after the list what do they
where do they go? they could think of only one solution form a secret sect
of
the government whos only function was to prolong with list forever.. only
they
would know and the creation of the list would go on forever and so it did
forever... always growing always discovering... forever

But those damn liars those seamonkies didnt even figure out how to make a
crown... I was kinda disappointed...

--- Squish v1.11
 * Origin: None (13:666/4546)
SEEN-BY: 666/1 12 18 340 911 4546 4645
 

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SHITLINKMsg # 209 of 282                 Date: Thu 28/01/1999, 12:08 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 12 times

     To: RYLOTH
Subject: Re: %$#@'n gross!

>But those damn liars those seamonkies didnt even figure out how to make a
>crown... I was kinda disappointed...

You're putting a lot of weight on a group of poor little shrimp larvas!

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SHITLINKMsg # 210 of 282                 Date: Mon 25/01/1999,  7:05 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE WINN                 Read: 14 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: *ShitLink:  Childish SysOp Prattlin
Subject: Shitlink Subbies

Here is the list of Shitlink Subboards:


BBSCMNTS - Information about BBSes
HUMOUR   - Speaks for itself :>  (New)
REALGODS - Chatter for All SysOps and interested parties
SEXISM   - Battle of the sexes   (New)
LINK     - General Chatter
B-S-A    - Information by the BSA :>
GOGGLBOX - TV Twaddle
THE_NET  - Internet Stuff
RTFM     - Computer problems, info, help


Any others you wish added from the Board Shitless Subby List can be added on
without fuss :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 211 of 282                 Date: Fri  5/02/1999,  7:48 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 13 times

     To: All
Subject: Advert :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 212 of 282                 Date: Tue  9/02/1999,  7:38 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 15 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: Heretic Aimee

>>Oh give me a <Home> where the buffalo roam.... and I'll show you a
>>crushed keyboard....
>>...<End>

>I see <F1> through <F12>... pity there's no <FU>
>(then again, <FU> as an _action_ ain't such a good idea... Smile

 CU BU & FU immagrated to USA and decided "New country"... New Names.

CU changed his name to Chuck.
BU changed his name to Buck
And Fu got deported home.

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SHITLINKMsg # 213 of 282                 Date: Sun 14/02/1999, 11:47 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 18 times  [1 Reply]

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ji wvertnhoiu

>>>I could tell the truth but its not anywhere like as interesting...
>>>
>>>Oh and don't call me Deary!!!  I hate that !!!  grrrr  ..you sound like BJ
>>>the Hun !!
>>
>>Duh Hon?
>
>If you start calling me "Hon", I'm claiming conjugal rights !!!!!  :>
>.... if that's OK with you Precious?

So *that's* what happened to BJ!

Poor lad... he was only 14... and you killed her... err.. him.

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SHITLINKMsg # 214 of 282                 Date: Sun 14/02/1999, 11:32 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 19 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ji wvertnhoiu

>>>Duh Hon?
>>
>>If you start calling me "Hon", I'm claiming conjugal rights !!!!!  :>
>>.... if that's OK with you Precious?
>
>So *that's* what happened to BJ!
>
>Poor lad... he was only 14... and you killed her... err.. him.

No not killed, but I think he wished I had. :>

ps.. I noticed you did'nt object to my claim !! :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 215 of 282                 Date: Tue 16/02/1999,  1:29 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 20 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ji wvertnhoiu

>>>>Duh Hon?
>>>
>>>If you start calling me "Hon", I'm claiming conjugal rights !!!!!  :>
>>>.... if that's OK with you Precious?
>>
>>So *that's* what happened to BJ!
>>
>>Poor lad... he was only 14... and you killed her... err.. him.
>
>No not killed, but I think he wished I had. :>
>
>ps.. I noticed you did'nt object to my claim !! :>

I thought you could do with a bit of romance on Valentine's day...
misdirected or not ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 216 of 282                 Date: Thu 18/02/1999,  5:24 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 17 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ji wvertnhoiu


>>>I thought you could do with a bit of romance on Valentine's day...
>>>misdirected or not ;>
>>
>>Point me in the right Direction Hon and I'll be there before you can say
>>"Collin's just popped out for smoke"  <grin>
>>
>>..as for the romance.. yeah I need some of that too ;>
>
>Get another kitten :>  Then you get twice the prezzies when you get home :>

So thats what Murray meant when he said I should "go out and find a little
pussy" !!  I always thought he was being crude !  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 217 of 282                 Date: Fri 19/02/1999, 11:16 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 17 times  [1 Reply]

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ji wvertnhoiu

>>>>I thought you could do with a bit of romance on Valentine's day...
>>>>misdirected or not ;>
>>>Point me in the right Direction Hon and I'll be there before you can say
>>>"Collin's just popped out for smoke"  <grin>
>>>..as for the romance.. yeah I need some of that too ;>
>>Get another kitten :>  Then you get twice the prezzies when you get home :>
>
>So thats what Murray meant when he said I should "go out and find a little
>pussy" !!  I always thought he was being crude !  ;>

Just make sure you don't get another persian... they're too high maintenance
;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 218 of 282                 Date: Fri 19/02/1999,  5:18 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 26 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ji wvertnhoiu

>>>Get another kitten :>  Then you get twice the prezzies when you get home :
>>
>>So thats what Murray meant when he said I should "go out and find a little
>>pussy" !!  I always thought he was being crude !  ;>
>
>Just make sure you don't get another persian... they're too high maintenance
>;>

They are very hard to train too I believe. Apparently just when you think
you have them sussed, they pick up another behavioral problem and start
soiling things again. I mean, don't get me wrong the Persian is a very
elegant breed, but they are so tempermental. You just can't count on them to
stay still for 5 minutes.
 Do you think I should try for another Marmalade one ?  The last one I had
was so cute, and it was so well behaved too, it was'nt very affectionate but
I think it made up for that with intelligence and those funny little purring
noises it made when you rubbed it the right way.
Reply
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SHITLINKMsg # 219 of 282                 Date: Wed  3/03/1999,  2:16 am  [E]

From: GURU                       Read: 14 times

     To: All
Subject: Done

3 hours 36 minutes later. All messages read and accounted for. Well. Most of
them read.

  Not quite beating Ras' record. I'll have to stay away longer next time. Or
read slower.

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SHITLINKMsg # 220 of 282                 Date: Wed 17/03/1999, 12:31 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 18 times  [1 Reply]

     To: KEN WRIGHT              Fwd From: :  Interesting Stories and Articles
Subject: Re: And another one for yas :>

>That's when I finally sat down and cried.  I cried for Mark and for all his
> friends who would never see him again.
>
>THE END
>
>Written by:  Sister Helen P. Mrosla
>************
>
>That is such a nice story.....
>I had to read the whole thing and it is a big tear-jerker...boo hoo hoo..

The strange thing was... I'd read the story about 3 years ago, and I was
just thinking about it when someone sent me a copy over the internet :>


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SHITLINKMsg # 221 of 282                 Date: Wed 17/03/1999,  3:08 pm  [E]
From: PIPES                      Read: 19 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :  Interesting Stories and Articles
Subject: Re: And another one for yas :>

>>That is such a nice story.....
>>I had to read the whole thing and it is a big tear-jerker...boo hoo hoo..
>
>The strange thing was... I'd read the story about 3 years ago, and I was
>just thinking about it when someone sent me a copy over the internet :>
>
do, do, do, do do dooooooo, do, do ,do, do do dooooooo X-Files stuff that Wink

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SHITLINKMsg # 222 of 282                 Date: Wed 17/03/1999, 11:00 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 19 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: All                     Fwd From: :  Interesting Stories and Articles
Subject: Tattoo law

This new Tattoo law, requiring parental consent if under 18 or
whatever...
All it does is ban kids from getting proffessionally done tats,
instead they'll get amateur tats.
There's no end of kids willling to see if they can draw, on someone else's
body. We've all heard horror stories of screwed up tat jobs. And hygiene?

This law is a knee-jerk reaction, and no good will come of it.
Personally I'd rather kids get parental permission first, but
this kind of law will not achieve this.

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SHITLINKMsg # 223 of 282                 Date: Thu 18/03/1999, 12:42 am  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 16 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RAS                     Fwd From: :  Interesting Stories and Articles
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

>This new Tattoo law, requiring parental consent if under 18 or
>whatever...
>All it does is ban kids from getting proffessionally done tats,
>instead they'll get amateur tats.
>There's no end of kids willling to see if they can draw, on someone else's
>body. We've all heard horror stories of screwed up tat jobs. And hygiene?
>
>This law is a knee-jerk reaction, and no good will come of it.
>Personally I'd rather kids get parental permission first, but
>this kind of law will not achieve this.

Agreed. Why not just let them get tats. I assume the reason for the law is
that people assume that the kids will get a tat and then change their mind
about liking it by the time they're 18 and then be stuck with it. In which
case, being stuck with it is a briliant lesson in having to deal with the
consequences of your actions.

Like having to have the phrase "done a Guru" retold to you again and again,
eh Aimee?   Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 224 of 282                 Date: Thu 18/03/1999,  9:58 pm  [E]
From: PIPES                      Read: 16 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RAS                     Fwd From: :  Interesting Stories and Articles
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

>This new Tattoo law, requiring parental consent if under 18 or
>whatever...
>All it does is ban kids from getting proffessionally done tats,
>instead they'll get amateur tats.
>There's no end of kids willling to see if they can draw, on someone else's
>body. We've all heard horror stories of screwed up tat jobs. And hygiene?
>
>This law is a knee-jerk reaction, and no good will come of it.
>Personally I'd rather kids get parental permission first, but
>this kind of law will not achieve this.

I agree, i mean, im planning my first tattoo already... but mine is of a
personal nature and im waiting till my birthday when i turn 18 anyway....

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SHITLINKMsg # 225 of 282                 Date: Sat 20/03/1999,  2:22 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 14 times

     To: PIPES                   Fwd From: :  Interesting Stories and Articles
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

>>This new Tattoo law, requiring parental consent if under 18 or
>>whatever...
---snip---
>I agree, i mean, im planning my first tattoo already... but mine is of a
>personal nature and im waiting till my birthday when i turn 18 anyway....

Good on you! Your tat is significant, and you're waiting, which lets you
get used to it's permanence before committing to it.
You could even try writing/drawing something you like on <body part> every
other day... Gives you a chance to be sure...

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SHITLINKMsg # 226 of 282                 Date: Sun 21/03/1999,  8:33 am  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 16 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU
Subject: Tattoo law

 Gu> Like having to have the phrase "done a Guru" retold to you again and
 Gu> again, eh Aimee?   Smile

Hey woss this story. I'm not the only one to have a royally screwed up
mistake on public record...

... OK OK, I'll be serious one day, I promise  Smile

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SHITLINKMsg # 227 of 282                 Date: Sun 28/03/1999,  2:27 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 12 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

> Gu> Like having to have the phrase "done a Guru" retold to you again and
> Gu> again, eh Aimee?   Smile
>
>Hey woss this story. I'm not the only one to have a royally screwed up
>mistake on public record...

You didn't do it in public in front of BBSers :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 228 of 282                 Date: Sat 27/03/1999, 11:16 am  [I]
From: VICTOR KEMP                Read: 12 times

     To: GURU                    Origin: 13:666/340
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

 G> But the point of the world isn't to outlaw EVERYTHING.
 G> We live in a country
 G> which is supposed to provide _freedom_ of thought and action as long as
it
 G> doesn't cause other people harm. Yes we could make a

Who benefits from the seatbelt law or the cycle helmet law or attempted
siucide or age restrictions on gambling? Often the general public -
especially children - are incapable of making decisions in their favour and
the law has to step in and protect them from their own minds. There must be
a lot of people who got tatoos when they were children who didn't know
better and have regretted it ever since. On the other hand maybe there
aren't - or those who did can afford to have them removed, in which case
perhaps outlawing it isn't such a good idea, but whoever made the decision
must have looked at the relevent statistics - we hope.

vkemp@mcs.vuw.ac.nz  or vkemp@paradise.net.nz   http://all.at/vkemp

... Just my opinion (but I'm right!).


--- Maximus 3.01
 * Origin: Orbital City, Wellington's finest. (13:666/340)
SEEN-BY: 666/1 18 340 911 4546 4645
 

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SHITLINKMsg # 229 of 282                 Date: Thu  1/04/1999,  1:14 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 13 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All
Subject: WeIrD...

Ok... It's easterish.  They've been advertising on the tv that it was
when Jesus died and came back in three days or some such rubbish.

Now... I don't dispute that the Xtians think that he was born at Xmas (very
handy for the rest of us, I tell you!), but doesn't the fact that 1-a.d.
started on Jan 1st belie that he died at easter time as well?

YES!  The Xtians decided to stall the fertility rites of the Celtics by
making that day their own, and making the Celts out to be idiots.  Just like
April Fools Day.  That was a heathen religious day as well, but they started
getting bombarded with rotton fruit and being called fools on that day if
they celebrated.

I don't think it worked though.  All most children believe in at Easter time
is eggs and rabbits.  The Celts won out!  Yipppppeeeee!

:>

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SHITLINKMsg # 230 of 282                 Date: Sun  4/04/1999,  4:25 am  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 15 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>Ok... It's easterish.  They've been advertising on the tv that it was
>when Jesus died and came back in three days or some such rubbish.
[etc]
>
>I don't think it worked though.  All most children believe in at Easter time
>is eggs and rabbits.  The Celts won out!  Yipppppeeeee!

Yeah, all true as far as I'm aware. And more. Apaently Jesus was born
sometime in 4 B.C. which kinda stuffs up the whole idea of the calender
something chronic.

BUT.

Bear in mind that easter, christmas, and all other religious festivals are
merely _celebrations_ of those events. Its a time set aside to remind
Christians of what happened. When you have a birthday party you don't insist
on having it on the exact day, at the exact time you were born (well, maybe
you do, but then I'd say you're just fecking pedantic  Smile   . You have it
sometime around then. Doesn't really matter. Same for religious
celebrations.

So.

It doesn't really matter that it coincides with a pagan festival. Its still
a reminder that Jesus died on the cross and supposedly rose from the dead a
few days later. Sorry, the Celts are still in their little niche in history
and get no more mention than that.

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SHITLINKMsg # 231 of 282                 Date: Sat 27/03/1999,  9:48 pm  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 11 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Tattoo law

 > Gu> Like having to have the phrase "done a Guru" retold to you again and
 > Gu> again, eh Aimee?   Smile
 >
 >Hey woss this story. I'm not the only one to have a royally screwed up
 >mistake on public record...

 Ai> You didn't do it in public in front of BBSers :>

Does Ras Count as a BBSer??
or he does count as something else, But i'm not sure...

... We all have our opinions, but mine are correct.

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SHITLINKMsg # 232 of 282                 Date: Sun  4/04/1999,  8:02 pm  [E]
From: LINT                       Read: 9 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>I know :>  I've been following your logons for the past few years :>

Uh huh, so you're one of those peeping ove rthe shoulder types of SysOps...
The type that build up dirt on a user in a voyerist manor then run off to
the tabloids Undecided

Wink

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SHITLINKMsg # 233 of 282                 Date: Tue  6/04/1999,  9:41 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 8 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All
Subject: Easter is not christian festival

The christians did not steal easter, the church did. Big difference!
True christianity is anti-religious!
It's just as unfair to blame christianity for what the church does,
as it is to say xmas (or whatever feast) was never pagan (which is a churchy
lie).
When the church says it's religion is christian (as opposed to 'loosely
based on christianity'), it's like saying all pagans were in cahoots with
the devil. they're both myths!
Not everyone must belong to either the church or the devil! - it is possible
for ppl to follow nature/creator/self/other *individually* (independantly!)


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SHITLINKMsg # 234 of 282                 Date: Mon 12/04/1999, 11:19 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>Bear in mind that easter, christmas, and all other religious festivals are
>merely _celebrations_ of those events. Its a time set aside to remind
>Christians of what happened. When you have a birthday party you don't insist
>on having it on the exact day, at the exact time you were born (well, maybe
>you do, but then I'd say you're just fecking pedantic  Smile   . You have it
>sometime around then. Doesn't really matter. Same for religious
>celebrations.

That makes it all easier to swallow, thanks :>


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SHITLINKMsg # 235 of 282                 Date: Mon 12/04/1999, 11:20 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

> Ai> You didn't do it in public in front of BBSers :>
>
>Does Ras Count as a BBSer??

Only if he blurts out your mistakes on the boards :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 236 of 282                 Date: Mon 12/04/1999, 11:20 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times

     To: LINT
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>I know :>  I've been following your logons for the past few years :>
>
>Uh huh, so you're one of those peeping ove rthe shoulder types of SysOps...
>The type that build up dirt on a user in a voyerist manor then run off to
>the tabloids Undecided

What's it to ya?  What's it worth?  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 237 of 282                 Date: Mon 12/04/1999, 11:21 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 7 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

> Ai> I don't think it worked though.  All most children believe in at
> Ai> Easter time is eggs and rabbits.  The Celts won out!  Yipppppeeeee!
>
>So the truth comes to the past, those that cling to failing traditions
>shall pass, and those that cling to faith shall be supreme as they are
>humble.
>
>BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!

... And the pagan!

Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of the
full moon!  err...

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SHITLINKMsg # 238 of 282                 Date: Mon 12/04/1999, 11:22 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 7 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: Easter is not christian festival

>as it is to say xmas (or whatever feast) was never pagan (which is a churchy
>lie).

Wasn't Xmas a celebration of the days of the year left over?  There used to
be a different calendar system (before Julius instigated the Julian
calendar) and there was about 20 odd days left over for feasting and having
a good time :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 239 of 282                 Date: Mon 12/04/1999, 11:23 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

> >BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
>
> Ra> `[1;35mMake BloodSword put back on his KILT!`[0m
>
>You're that kinda sick perverted person that's into that kinky s**t.
>I wear it as a indentifying mark of Cultural Pride.
>(the only part of my family tree I'm proud of)

Is that why they call you stumpy?

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SHITLINKMsg # 240 of 282                 Date: Wed 14/04/1999,  1:10 am  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 9 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>So the truth comes to the past, those that cling to failing traditions
>>shall pass, and those that cling to faith shall be supreme as they are
>>humble.
>>
>>BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
>
>... And the pagan!
>
>Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of the
>full moon!  err...

I'll pick ya up at 8:00!!  :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 241 of 282                 Date: Sun  2/05/1999,  7:51 pm  [I]
From: MAKAVELI                   Read: 7 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: BLOODSWORD              Origin: 13:666/4546
Subject: Re: Easter is not christian f

you should coome oonto lawles

--- Renegade v98-101s Dos
 * Origin: LAWLESS $%@ KICS YA WHERE IT HURTZ@@$#@..!!! (13:666/4546)
SEEN-BY: 666/1 18 340 911 4546 4645
 

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SHITLINKMsg # 242 of 282                 Date: Tue 20/04/1999, 11:35 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 8 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>>BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
>>
>>... And the pagan!
>>
>>Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of the
>>full moon!  err...
>
>I'll pick ya up at 8:00!!  :>

Again?

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SHITLINKMsg # 243 of 282                 Date: Tue 20/04/1999, 11:36 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 8 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

> >BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
>
> Ai> ... And the pagan!
>
> Ai> Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of
> Ai> the full moon!  err...
>
>Nah... Smile pagan's going to what today is. go to the nudist colony
>Ayms! (...let us seee!!!!...)

In this weather!?  My nipples would be completely inverted, and I'd be
hunched over like a gremlin!

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SHITLINKMsg # 244 of 282                 Date: Tue  2/03/1999,  1:37 am  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 23 times  [1 Reply]

     To: MATRIX                  Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: New

>Hello,
>     I'm New Smile  16 year old male ... like listening to music ..
>     rockclimbing, going to the moves ect .. i like most things .. i not lik
>     Rap music... i have a pictire that i can send and or you can see on one
>     of my meany Web Pages Smile .. well anyway if anyone wants to chat then
>     fell free Smile

Oh s___, not another one. Why don't they go away and sit in the corner like
we tell them to?
  Just kiddin'. Maybe. Here's my prediction. If you ever do even read this
you will by that time have become bored with BBSs and gone on the play on
the internet again. End of another user. User. Abuser. Looser. Don't take
offence, I'm just being blunt. I've got the subtlty of a 12-foot bargepole.
  BUT. If you decide to stay, and I hope you do, then welcome to a select
group of very weird people. Very weird. But the chatting is good so don't
complain. So anyway, on the hope that you might stick around and talk... I'm
keen on rockclimbing. And movies and music too for that matter  Smile    Got a
mate who's come up from the south island (yeah one of those weirdos) who is
really really into climbing and is trying to get me hooked. Only outdoors
(non rockwall) stuff we've done was around by moa point tho... only about 3
metres of up and lots of time spent sitting around sunbathing. Don't want to
run out of energy too early in life.   Smile
Reply
#14
SHITLINKMsg # 245 of 282                 Date: Mon 22/03/1999,  8:45 am  [E]

From: MATRIX                     Read: 17 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU                    Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: New

-=> Quoting Guru to Matrix <=-

 Gu> Oh s___, not another one. Why don't they go away and sit in the corner
 Gu> like we tell them to?
 Gu> Just kiddin'. Maybe. Here's my prediction. If you ever do even read
 Gu> this you will by that time have become bored with BBSs and gone on the
 Gu> play on the internet again. End of another user. User. Abuser. Looser.
 Gu> Don't take offence, I'm just being blunt. I've got the subtlty of a
 Gu> 12-foot bargepole. BUT. If you decide to stay, and I hope you do,
 Gu> then welcome to a select group of very weird people. Very weird. But
 Gu> the chatting is good so don't complain. So anyway, on the hope that you
 Gu> might stick around and talk... I'm keen on rockclimbing. And movies and
 Gu> music too for that matter  Smile    Got a mate who's come up from the
 Gu> south island (yeah one of those weirdos) who is really really into
 Gu> climbing and is trying to get me hooked. Only outdoors (non rockwall)
 Gu> stuff we've done was around by moa point tho... only about 3 metres of
 Gu> up and lots of time spent sitting around sunbathing. Don't want to run
 Gu> out of energy too early in life.   Smile

Well hey i'm Replying to your message ... yes after playing around on the net
Smile  But never the less i'm back and chatting .. i do hope to stay Smile  Well
anyway i chat really say much to the message apart from .. good to see
someone also likes rockclimbing and music lol.

Well i better keep reading .. See Ya.

Byes,
    Matrix.

___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20

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SHITLINKMsg # 246 of 282                 Date: Thu 25/03/1999, 10:39 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 15 times

     To: MATRIX                  Fwd From: :  Welcome NEWBIES to Board Shitles
Subject: Re: New

>Well hey i'm Replying to your message ... yes after playing around on the ne
>Smile  But never the less i'm back and chatting .. i do hope to stay Smile  Well
>anyway i chat really say much to the message apart from .. good to see
>someone also likes rockclimbing and music lol.

Wey hey, he's back   Smile    Coolies. Umm. What can I say now? Not much. I'll
go off on a tangent then.

My bluddy fingers hurt like buggery (am I allowed to use that word? Smile  .
I've just started working for a friend's landlord doing labouring (omigod
I'm in labour. Call a doctor). We're preping the outside of a house ready
for painting. The bottom half of the house is 'stucco' - concrete sorta
stuff with big rocks stuck in it. The paint is all flaking off (old paint of
course) so we gotta get it off with this stuff called Basol and a scrubbing
brush. Basol is this nasty powder which turns into a bleach when mixed with
water.

  So you're scrubbing away on this stucco stuff, and you stuff up and next
thing you know the tip of your finger has just mashed into a bluddy rock and
that hurts! Then you go and dip the scrubbing brush back in the bleach...
and THAT hurts.

  Then a little later you forget about your sliced up fingers while scooping
some of the powder out of a bucket and get the damn caustic stuff right in a
cut. The two previous mentioned sorts of pain aren't anything compared to
that one   Smile

  Then you try to type a long pointless message moaning at the world about
how your fingers hurt and hurt them even more in the process 'cos I only got
two normal fingers left.

  D'uh.

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SHITLINKMsg # 247 of 282                 Date: Mon 26/04/1999, 10:52 am  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 6 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!

>... And the pagan!
>Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of the
>full moon!  err...

Hey who are we to stop you... ahh are we invited?...

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SHITLINKMsg # 248 of 282                 Date: Mon 26/04/1999,  1:24 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

> Ai> Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of
> Ai> the full moon!  err...
>
>Nah... Smile pagan's going to what today is. go to the nudist colony
>Ayms! (...let us seee!!!!...)

You go, and if I'm not there in 10 minutes start without me.

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SHITLINKMsg # 249 of 282                 Date: Mon 26/04/1999,  1:25 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

> > >BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
> > Ra> `[1;35mMake BloodSword put back on his KILT!`[0m
> >You're that kinda sick perverted person that's into that kinky s**t.
> >I wear it as a indentifying mark of Cultural Pride.
> >(the only part of my family tree I'm proud of)
>
> Ai> Tartan condoms don't count, bloody.
>
>They exist??? cool! Smile
>clan colors?? I wonder what it's look like of all the males in
>braveheart wore one <grin>

More women would have seen the movie, that's for sure!

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SHITLINKMsg # 250 of 282                 Date: Mon 26/04/1999,  1:25 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times  [1 Reply]

     To: BLOODSWORD
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

> > >BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
> > Ai> ... And the pagan!
> > Ai> Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of
> > Ai> the full moon!  err...
> >
> >Nah... Smile pagan's going to what today is. go to the nudist colony
> >Ayms! (...let us seee!!!!...)
>
> Ai> In this weather!?  My nipples would be completely inverted, and I'd be
> Ai> hunched over like a gremlin!
>
>Smile Inverted.... your going to how us your nipples?
>I'm hunched over like a broken backed Orc... damned cold...

Zosi?  Is that you?  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 251 of 282                 Date: Sat  1/05/1999,  4:55 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 7 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>Bear in mind that easter, christmas, and all other religious festivals are
>>merely _celebrations_ of those events. Its a time set aside to remind
>>Christians of what happened. When you have a birthday party you don't insis
>>on having it on the exact day, at the exact time you were born (well, maybe
>>you do, but then I'd say you're just fecking pedantic  Smile   . You have it
>>sometime around then. Doesn't really matter. Same for religious
>>celebrations.
>
>That makes it all easier to swallow, thanks :>

I just thought of something I should celebrate (only for the sake of HOW
i'd celebrate it ;>  -- My conception! I know the date, so all I need is
someone to re-create the 'moment' with. Good idea?

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SHITLINKMsg # 252 of 282                 Date: Sat  1/05/1999,  4:57 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 7 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

>> Ai> You didn't do it in public in front of BBSers :>
>>
>>Does Ras Count as a BBSer??
>
>Only if he blurts out your mistakes on the boards :>

Heeding the challenge to prove his bbs'ing blood, Ras searches HDD for
incriminating stuff... finding only stuff on BluddSwerve... posted in
BIZZARO... hehehe

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SHITLINKMsg # 253 of 282                 Date: Sat  1/05/1999,  5:02 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 6 times

     To: MAKAVELI
Subject: Re: Easter is not christian f

>you should coome oonto lawles

Remember to wipe it off afterwards tho...

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SHITLINKMsg # 254 of 282                 Date: Sat  1/05/1999,  5:06 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 6 times

     To: LINT
Subject: Re: Freedom: going going ...

>>RS (Radio Spares) are a similar outfit in Auck.
>>A few less pages in the dogalog, a few cents dearer, and a bit slower
>>delivery (midday or so the next day).
>
>A FEW CENTS?!?!?! more like triple the price, everything is double handed
>and sent from the mexican h.o.
>The little data booklets you can get on most components in the catalog are
>quite handy though Smile

True, true!  Ras notes that Lint into 'lectrical things perhaps...
Are you an electronics hobbyist? ???   

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SHITLINKMsg # 255 of 282                 Date: Sat  1/05/1999,  5:09 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 6 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>> Ai> Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of
>> Ai> the full moon!  err...
>>
>>Nah... Smile pagan's going to what today is. go to the nudist colony
>>Ayms! (...let us seee!!!!...)
>
>You go, and if I'm not there in 10 minutes start without me.

Only in the interests of keeping warm, of course... :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 256 of 282                 Date: Sat  1/05/1999,  7:50 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 6 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>> Ai> Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of
>> Ai> the full moon!  err...
>>
>>Nah... Smile pagan's going to what today is. go to the nudist colony
>>Ayms! (...let us seee!!!!...)
>
>In this weather!?  My nipples would be completely inverted, and I'd be
>hunched over like a gremlin!


In which case we should call for a voluntaire from the audience to suck them
back out again!...  Im gonna pass this time, Im still on medication from the
last attempt. ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 257 of 282                 Date: Sat  1/05/1999,  7:54 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 6 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>> Ai> In this weather!?  My nipples would be completely inverted, and I'd be
>> Ai> hunched over like a gremlin!
>>
>>Smile Inverted.... your going to how us your nipples?
>>I'm hunched over like a broken backed Orc... damned cold...
>
>Zosi?  Is that you?  ;>

No, but if it pleases your Majesty.....  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 258 of 282                 Date: Mon  3/05/1999,  2:40 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 8 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>That makes it all easier to swallow, thanks :>
>
>I just thought of something I should celebrate (only for the sake of HOW
>i'd celebrate it ;>  -- My conception! I know the date, so all I need is
>someone to re-create the 'moment' with. Good idea?

I think you mother may be grossed out by the idea...



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SHITLINKMsg # 259 of 282                 Date: Mon  3/05/1999,  2:41 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 7 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: Tattoo law

>>> Ai> You didn't do it in public in front of BBSers :>
>>>
>>>Does Ras Count as a BBSer??
>>
>>Only if he blurts out your mistakes on the boards :>
>
>Heeding the challenge to prove his bbs'ing blood, Ras searches HDD for
>incriminating stuff... finding only stuff on BluddSwerve... posted in
>BIZZARO... hehehe

That's what he wanted Big Grin

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SHITLINKMsg # 260 of 282                 Date: Mon  3/05/1999,  2:42 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of the
>>full moon!  err...
>
>Y'mean... make it legal? Then your record wouldn't keep growing?
>
>Anyway, 'tis bad idea in summer, as bushfires are bad <smirk>

It's better in winter?!  There's only so many small furry animals you can
warm yourself on!

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SHITLINKMsg # 261 of 282                 Date: Mon  3/05/1999,  2:43 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 6 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>> Ai> Bring back dancing naked around a candle by a stream in the light of
>>> Ai> the full moon!  err...
>>>
>>>Nah... Smile pagan's going to what today is. go to the nudist colony
>>>Ayms! (...let us seee!!!!...)
>>
>>In this weather!?  My nipples would be completely inverted, and I'd be
>>hunched over like a gremlin!
>
>In which case we should call for a voluntaire from the audience to suck them
>back out again!...  Im gonna pass this time, Im still on medication from the
>last attempt. ;>

I think I'll pass too... unless the pharmaceutical is going to sponsor the
prozac :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 262 of 282                 Date: Sun  9/05/1999,  5:39 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 9 times

     To: RAS                     Fwd From: :       Duh?  How come.......?     
Subject: Re: eh?

>>Ithink u have it there Guru... Mabee Tarot's are more sinister than we
>>thought, not predicting the future but creating it.
>>You may have a long and prosporous life but at the random draw of a card
>>your in for long and prosporous death... 

>Does that still work if the I pre-arrange the cards?

That would be cheating. Don't want you creating destiny now do you...

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SHITLINKMsg # 263 of 282                 Date: Sat 24/04/1999,  2:54 am  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 5 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: WeIrD...

 > > >BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
 > > Ra> `[1;35mMake BloodSword put back on his KILT!`[0m
 > >You're that kinda sick perverted person that's into that kinky s**t.
 > >I wear it as a indentifying mark of Cultural Pride.
 > >(the only part of my family tree I'm proud of)
 >
 > Ai> Tartan condoms don't count, bloody.
 >
 >They exist??? cool! Smile
 >clan colors?? I wonder what it's look like of all the males in
 >braveheart wore one <grin>

 Ai> More women would have seen the movie, that's for sure!

And you'd coulda pointed out loudly
"THAT'S DEFINETLY A QUARTER POUNDER ... HE'S A McDONALD!!!!"

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SHITLINKMsg # 264 of 282                 Date: Sun  7/06/1998, 11:49 pm  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 19 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU                    Fwd From: :       Things that go *!CRASH!*   
Subject: Re: Thar's Gold in them thar

> Xl> Quick Horus, push the plunger (The charge is all set)
> Bl> Damn. where'd I leave that pickax???
>
>Oh you must've dropped it back in the cave. Don't worry, I'll go and
>get it...

You are in a cave. There is a pickaxe here. Exits North, South.

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SHITLINKMsg # 265 of 282                 Date: Wed 10/06/1998,  8:23 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 23 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :       Things that go *!CRASH!*   
Subject: Re: Thar's Gold in them thar

>>Oh you must've dropped it back in the cave. Don't worry, I'll go and
>>get it...

>You are in a cave. There is a pickaxe here. Exits North, South.

 "XLNC Pickups the axe..."    <CRUNCH>
...
"Openings to the  North, South, and Rasputins head..."

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SHITLINKMsg # 266 of 282                 Date: Sat 15/05/1999,  3:39 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 7 times

     To: MAKAVELI
Subject: Re: Easter is not christian f

>>  >you should coome oonto lawles

>R> Remember to wipe it off afterwards tho...

>Hahaha
>Wait thats pathetically unfunny
>Loser

Im sure lawless thought so too
I know i would in that sort of mess
We all need to be responsible for our comings & goings
And bring our own tissues

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SHITLINKMsg # 267 of 282                 Date: Sat 15/05/1999,  3:43 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 7 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>>That makes it all easier to swallow, thanks :>
>>
>>I just thought of something I should celebrate (only for the sake of HOW
>>i'd celebrate it ;>  -- My conception! I know the date, so all I need is
>>someone to re-create the 'moment' with. Good idea?
>
>I think you mother may be grossed out by the idea...

The above doesn't read particularly well...
I'd like to take this opportunity of dissociating from myself...
Now it wasn't me...

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SHITLINKMsg # 268 of 282                 Date: Sat 15/05/1999,  7:27 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 6 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: WeIrD...

>>>>That makes it all easier to swallow, thanks :>
>>>
>>>I just thought of something I should celebrate (only for the sake of HO
>>>i'd celebrate it ;>  -- My conception! I know the date, so all I need is
>>>someone to re-create the 'moment' with. Good idea?
>>
>>I think you mother may be grossed out by the idea...
>
>The above doesn't read particularly well...
>I'd like to take this opportunity of dissociating from myself...
>Now it wasn't me...

ROTFL !!  Peter Jackson maybe ??
<ZOS>

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SHITLINKMsg # 269 of 282                 Date: Sun 16/05/1999, 11:09 am  [I]
From: MAKAVELI                   Read: 6 times

     To: BLOODSWORD              Origin: 13:666/4546
Subject: Re: oh k

On 24 Apr 99  02:53:00, Bloodsword said the following to Makaveli:

B>  Ma> On 18 Apr 99  16:47:00, Bloodsword said the following to Makaveli:
B>
 B>  Ma> Subject: Re: Easter is not christian f
 B>  B>
 B>  Ma> you should coome oonto lawles
 B>  B>
 B> Well... been there, been bored with that. Smile
 B> I prefer speaking/messaging with people
 B> THAT DON'T SHOUT ALL THE TIME
 B>  B>
 B> ... "If you're in trouble, yell.  If I'm in trouble, you'll know." -
B>  B>
 B>  Ma> Ok whatever then
 B>  Ma> l8a
B>  B>
 B> <thinks> ... "The glory of sarcasm is lost on some ppl"
B>  B>
B>  Ma> Hmmm....
B>
B> So we ponder... the sight of slight wisom is appealing.
B>
B> --- SLMAIL v5.02  (#1263)
Shut upp

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SHITLINKMsg # 270 of 282                 Date: Mon 17/05/1999,  1:11 am  [E]

From: AYMERS                     Read: 5 times

     To: MAKAVELI
Subject: Re: Easter is not christian f

>you should coome oonto lawles

He's come onto everyone else...

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SHITLINKMsg # 271 of 282                 Date: Mon 17/05/1999,  7:48 pm  [I]
From: MAKAVELI                   Read: 4 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RAS                     Origin: 13:666/4546
Subject: shut up

On 15 May 99  15:39:00, Ras said the following to Makaveli:

>>  >you should coome oonto lawles
R>
R>  >R> Remember to wipe it off afterwards tho...
R>
R>  >Hahaha
R>  >Wait thats pathetically unfunny
R>  >Loser
R>
R> Im sure lawless thought so too
R> I know i would in that sort of mess
R> We all need to be responsible for our comings & goings
R> And bring our own tissues
SHUT up man

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SHITLINKMsg # 272 of 282                 Date: Tue 18/05/1999,  2:56 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 3 times

     To: MAKAVELI
Subject: Re: shut up

>SHUT up man
>

Interesting Vocab...

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SHITLINKMsg # 273 of 282                 Date: Fri 21/05/1999,  7:45 pm  [I]
From: MAKAVELI                   Read: 4 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AYMERS                  Origin: 13:666/4546
Subject: Re: Easter is not christian f

On 17 May 99  01:11:00, Aymers said the following to Makaveli:

A>  >you should coome oonto lawles
A>
A> He's come onto everyone else...
A>
A> --- SLMAIL v5.02  (#1263)
I knew it

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SHITLINKMsg # 274 of 282                 Date: Sun 23/05/1999,  2:57 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 4 times

     To: MAKAVELI
Subject: Re: Easter is not christian f

>A>  >you should coome oonto lawles
>A>
>A> He's come onto everyone else...
>A>
>I knew it

You too?!

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SHITLINKMsg # 275 of 282                 Date: Tue  1/06/1999,  3:06 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 5 times

     To: All                     Fwd From: *ShitLink:  What's on in BBS land? 
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SHITLINKMsg # 276 of 282                 Date: Sat  5/06/1999, 11:47 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 5 times

     To: ELEPHANT                Fwd From: :       Validation Requests :>     
Subject: Re: ELEPHANT newuser

>Where did you hear about this board?  (Friends, internet, psychic pet)
>
>a list of old bbs sites, about 10 years old ...

Yay!  Good to see that you haven't been sucked into the Dark Side
(Internet).

BBSES FOREVER!  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 277 of 282                 Date: Sun  9/05/1999,  5:14 am  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 3 times

     To: RAS
Subject: WeIrD...

 > >BRING BACK THE DAYS OF THE CELT!
 >
 > Ra> `[1;35mMake BloodSword put back on his KILT!`[0m
 >
 >You're that kinda sick perverted person that's into that kinky s**t.
 >I wear it as a indentifying mark of Cultural Pride.
 >(the only part of my family tree I'm proud of)

 Ra> `[1;35mFair enough. I don't have any culture that I'm aware of to be
 Ra> proud of anyway. At least I don't think I'm yoghurt.`[0m

The "monkey yoghurt"??? Wink <lol>
I dont know if being a dutchie is that popular! then again, you're the
exception...

... I'm an invertebrate punster. So, slug me!

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SHITLINKMsg # 278 of 282                 Date: Sun  9/05/1999,  5:13 am  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 6 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Ever think..

 > > >I hope not !!  sheesh next thing I know I'll be dating my ex's  !!! ;>
 > >
 > > Ai> SHOCK!  You can't do that!  That's.... icky!
 > >
 > >..._slipping in a cuppla foul words_...
 > >"...sloppy seconds..."
 >
 > Ai> You must have some *weird* exes! The mind boggles ;>
 >
 >Hey... you leave all three of 'em alone! Smile

 Ai> What were their names?  Bob, John and Frank?  ;>

Undisclosed... but they were female humanbeings... Smile

... AIDS is a virus; Bill Gates is a punishment from God.

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SHITLINKMsg # 279 of 282                 Date: Fri 25/06/1999, 10:50 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 2 times

     To: BLOODSWORD              Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ever think..

> > > >I hope not !!  sheesh next thing I know I'll be dating my ex's  !!! ;>
> > > Ai> SHOCK!  You can't do that!  That's.... icky!
> > >..._slipping in a cuppla foul words_...
> > >"...sloppy seconds..."
> > Ai> You must have some *weird* exes! The mind boggles ;>
> >Hey... you leave all three of 'em alone! Smile
> Ai> What were their names?  Bob, John and Frank?  ;>
>
>Undisclosed... but they were female humanbeings... Smile

Ahhh.... Inflatable Joelene, inflatable Suzie and inflatable raft?  ;>

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SHITLINKMsg # 280 of 282                 Date: Sun  9/05/1999,  5:16 am  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 5 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Ever think..

 >> > >>Desperate?  ;>
 >> > >
 >> > >I hope not !!  sheesh next thing I know I'll be dating my ex's  !!! ;>
 >> > Ai> SHOCK!  You can't do that!  That's.... icky!
 >> Ai> You must have some *weird* exes! The mind boggles ;>
 >>
 >>Hey... you leave all three of 'em alone! Smile
 >
 >Hey you can count !! Wink

 Ai> ... he can count to 11 if his trousers are down ;>

*ahem*... 13 Wink you forgot the bits that dangle! Smile

... Do *WHAT* to *WHO* with a fork??!!??

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SHITLINKMsg # 281 of 282                 Date: Fri 25/06/1999, 10:52 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 2 times

     To: BLOODSWORD              Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Re: Ever think..

> >> > >>Desperate?  ;>
> >> > >I hope not !!  sheesh next thing I know I'll be dating my ex's  !!! ;
> >> > Ai> SHOCK!  You can't do that!  That's.... icky!
> >> Ai> You must have some *weird* exes! The mind boggles ;>
> >>Hey... you leave all three of 'em alone! Smile
> >Hey you can count !! Wink
> Ai> ... he can count to 11 if his trousers are down ;>
>
>*ahem*... 13 Wink you forgot the bits that dangle! Smile

Breasts don't count :>

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SHITLINKMsg # 282 of 282                 Date: Sun  9/05/1999,  5:17 am  [E]
From: BLOODSWORD                 Read: 5 times

     To: RAS                     Fwd From: :    Weird occurrences from Zosimos
Subject: Kicking a man when he's d

 Ra> Subject: Kicking a man when he's down...

 >Gee you guys..  kick a guy while he's down why don't ya!!  Sad

 Ra> `[1;35mReminds me of an old message (from PoD's bbs)...`[0m

 Ra> found it... From: Bloodsword,  To: Jon Doe,    Date: 10-16-96
 Ra> ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
 JD> they say you should not kick a man when he is down or hit them in the
 JD> back..  but thats the best fucking time isn;t it... when they can't
 JD> hit back.... Smile

 Bl> yeah but if you kick the living daylights outta then whiole there are
 Bl> donw  they'll be afraid :>

 JD> wtf??

 Ra> IF you kick the living daylights of someone.....when they are down, or
 Ra> cant hit back gives them a sense of dread as you approach them.
 Ra> ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
 Ra> ÄÄ `[1;35mOur BluddSvord's a nice fella, ain't he... `[0m

You snothed! Smile I wundered if you still had that - I was being
rhetorical... and I was in a bad mood and thinking, well if you kick
the crap out of them they're not likely to get back up...

... After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
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