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Sexism: Battle of the sexes!
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SEXISMMsg # 1 of 60                    Date: Fri 22/08/1997,  2:35 pm  [E]

From: AIMEE WINN                 Read: 35 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :         SysOp's Scribbles        
Subject: Re: *groan*

>>Oh well... I can do both when I'm ratty Smile
>
>I wish I could get PMS just *once*, and I'd vent it all at the local ISS
>office :>   (What a nice idea).

Sorry?  I've got to get my eyes checked!  I thought you said that you wanted
to wake up once three times a month at 4am, barf until 11am, and spend the
rest of the afternoon unable to move, and cooling your forehead against the
porcelain of the toilet bowl.   All to the tune of leaking out of three
orifices, wondering if you've got a tumour or ovarian cancer, and being told
by friends that 'an aspirin gets rid of that'.

Surely not! ;>

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SEXISMMsg # 2 of 60                    Date: Sat 23/08/1997,  1:55 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE WINN                 Read: 32 times

     To: RASPUTIN                Fwd From: :         SysOp's Scribbles        
Subject: Re: *groan*

>>>>Oh well... I can do both when I'm ratty Smile
>>>
>>>I wish I could get PMS just *once*, and I'd vent it all at the local IS
>>>office :>   (What a nice idea).
>>
>>Sorry?  I've got to get my eyes checked!  I thought you said that you wante
>>to wake up once three times a month at 4am, barf until 11am, and spend the
>>rest of the afternoon unable to move, and cooling your forehead against the
>>porcelain of the toilet bowl.   All to the tune of leaking out of three
>>orifices, wondering if you've got a tumour or ovarian cancer, and being tol
>>by friends that 'an aspirin gets rid of that'.
>
>But wouldn't all that on the ISS carpet make a compelling protest? ;>
>And it would be only once, and it's not the same for everyone...

Ask *any* woman what their =<FIRST>= was like!

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SEXISMMsg # 3 of 60                    Date: Fri 22/08/1997,  8:12 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 36 times

     To: AIMEE WINN              Fwd From: :         SysOp's Scribbles        
Subject: Re: *groan*

>>I wish I could get PMS just *once*, and I'd vent it all at the local ISS
>>office :>   (What a nice idea).
>Sorry?  I've got to get my eyes checked!  I thought you said that you wanted
>to wake up once three times a month at 4am, barf until 11am, and spend the
>rest of the afternoon unable to move, and cooling your forehead against the
>porcelain of the toilet bowl.   All to the tune of leaking out of three
>orifices, wondering if you've got a tumour or ovarian cancer, and being told
>by friends that 'an aspirin gets rid of that'.
>
>Surely not! ;>
Roll all that into 10 minutes and your halfway to understanding the
pain of a swift blow to the love spuds...

d8o

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SEXISMMsg # 4 of 60                    Date: Sun 24/08/1997,  7:44 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 30 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: *groan*

>Correct - surely not. He said "PMS" - pretending that something is wrong in
>order to get payed leave from work and/or childcare.

 I allways thought that guys should b able to get Leave due to PMS!
"My Gilrfriend is havin PMS today.."
"You poor guy... Have the rest of the day off, the stress must be hell"

q:,

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SEXISMMsg # 5 of 60                    Date: Wed  3/09/1997,  9:53 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 30 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: *groan*

> I allways thought that guys should b able to get Leave due to PMS!
>"My Gilrfriend is havin PMS today.."
>"You poor guy... Have the rest of the day off, the stress must be hell"
>

hehe... but if she IS, then you might prefer to be at work anyway  Smile

I don't know if anyone cares particularly much, but I have a theory that
says that about 95% of "syndromes" (which includes PMS from what I know
about it, and a lot of "addictions" aswell) are all just a load of bollox -
explanations for people not being able to deal with the world around them
and with themselves.

So there.
Smile

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SEXISMMsg # 6 of 60                    Date: Thu  4/09/1997,  9:43 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 30 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: *groan*

>I don't know if anyone cares particularly much, but I have a theory that
>says that about 95% of "syndromes" (which includes PMS from what I know
>about it, and a lot of "addictions" aswell) are all just a load of bollox -
>explanations for people not being able to deal with the world around them
>and with themselves.
>
>So there.
>Smile

You still there Guru?

Hello hello?   Oh well there goes another good user ;>

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SEXISMMsg # 7 of 60                    Date: Sat  6/09/1997, 11:07 am  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 33 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: *bang*

>>I don't know if anyone cares particularly much, but I have a theory that
>>says that about 95% of "syndromes" (which includes PMS from what I know
>>about it, and a lot of "addictions" aswell) are all just a load of bollox -
>>explanations for people not being able to deal with the world around them
>>and with themselves.
>
>You still there Guru?
>Hello hello?   Oh well there goes another good user ;>

<cue deathly scilence>
<...and gunshot in 3...2...1...>
*bang*
<cue doves taking flight>
<cue death-toll from nearby church....>
*bong*
<...and... badguy in 3..2...1...>
<Aimee walks onto the scene>

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SEXISMMsg # 8 of 60                    Date: Mon 13/10/1997,  1:12 am  [E]
From: AYMERS                     Read: 29 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: *groan*

>I don't know if anyone cares particularly much, but I have a theory that
>says that about 95% of "syndromes" (which includes PMS from what I know
>about it, and a lot of "addictions" aswell) are all just a load of bollox -
>explanations for people not being able to deal with the world around them
>and with themselves.

Are you also referring to things like SIDS, AIDS and MOGS?

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SEXISMMsg # 9 of 60                    Date: Wed 15/10/1997,  3:27 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 27 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: AYMERS
Subject: *groan*

 >I don't know if anyone cares particularly much, but I have a theory that
 >says that about 95% of "syndromes" (which includes PMS from what I know
 >about it, and a lot of "addictions" aswell) are all just a load of bollox -
 >explanations for people not being able to deal with the world around them
 >and with themselves.

 Ay> Are you also referring to things like SIDS, AIDS and MOGS?

...and TLAs and FLAs, yeah...  Smile
Nah, seriously. I don't know what SIDS and MOGS are, so I can't comment
on them. AIDS is certainly not a 'syndrome': AIDS is a very real medical
condition - a defficiency in your immune system which will cause you to die
from sometime as small as the 'common cold'.
  On the other hand, 'syndromes' are labels stuck on things that happen
quite often, such as guys going whacko about age 30-40 ("mid-life crisis"),
or women going whacko sometime before that (PMS). IMHO most of these things
are a load of bollox, probably somewhat related to the so-called
'addictiveness' of things like cigarettes...

___ Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR]

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SEXISMMsg # 10 of 60                   Date: Thu 16/10/1997,  1:08 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 25 times  [1 Reply]

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: *groan*

> >I don't know if anyone cares particularly much, but I have a theory that
> >says that about 95% of "syndromes" (which includes PMS from what I know
> >about it, and a lot of "addictions" aswell) are all just a load of bollox
> >explanations for people not being able to deal with the world around them
> >and with themselves.
>
> Ay> Are you also referring to things like SIDS, AIDS and MOGS?
>
>...and TLAs and FLAs, yeah...  Smile
>Nah, seriously. I don't know what SIDS and MOGS are, so I can't comment
>on them. AIDS is certainly not a 'syndrome': AIDS is a very real medical
>condition - a defficiency in your immune system which will cause you to die
>from sometime as small as the 'common cold'.

Sids is the Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (aka Cot Death).  We get something
big over here and the Americans change it.  Remember when OOS was RSI? :>
I'm just waiting till Asthma is Breathing Lack Syndrome.

>  On the other hand, 'syndromes' are labels stuck on things that happen
>quite often, such as guys going whacko about age 30-40 ("mid-life crisis"),
>or women going whacko sometime before that (PMS). IMHO most of these things
>are a load of bollox, probably somewhat related to the so-called
>'addictiveness' of things like cigarettes...

Ciggies *are* addictive, otherwise I woudln't smoke 'em.



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SEXISMMsg # 11 of 60                   Date: Thu 16/10/1997,  3:02 pm  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 20 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: *groan*

 >Nah, seriously. I don't know what SIDS and MOGS are, so I can't comment
 >on them. AIDS is certainly not a 'syndrome': AIDS is a very real medical
 >condition - a defficiency in your immune system which will cause you to die
 >from sometime as small as the 'common cold'.

 Ai> Sids is the Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (aka Cot Death).  We get
 Ai> something big over here and the Americans change it.  Remember when OOS
 Ai> was RSI? :> I'm just waiting till Asthma is Breathing Lack Syndrome.

Why'd you move this to SEXISM? I'm not being sexist - I'm just being
realistic. Aimee sucks! (ciggies Smile
  From what I have been told, what I have read, and from common sense, Cot
Death is related to
  - how the child is put into the cot, and/or what position the child is able
to move into in the cot. You betcha a month-old infant is gonna have trouble
breathing if its lying on its chest.
  - Same thing, for how tightly the poor thing is tucked in...   Smile
  - Safety of cot. There was that big deal a while ago about that pram that
colappsed and killed that kid. Apparently that sorta thing happens all the
time with cots.
  - And, possibly, other environmental conditions, such as whether parents
smoke, etc.  I have trouble breathing ciggie smoke, I have no doubt that
infants would too...

  Yeah, I agree that people are dum changing the name of things. Like when
they spent all that money renaming the hospitals instead of treating patients
(D'uH!). RSI/OOS/whatever _is_ a real medical condition, which is basically
working muscles that don't wanna be worked too hard - in the same way that
runners get shin splints, or labourers can pull back muscles. 'syndrome' is
a missnoma for OOS - IMHO RSI was actually more descriptive.

 Ai> Ciggies *are* addictive, otherwise I woudln't smoke 'em.

Bollox. Do you really want to give up? No. Well, there ya go...
  What I mean is _physically_ addictive, as a lot of people claim that they
are. I don't think so. Ciggies are no more addictive than chocolate, coffee,
computer games, etc...
  What I'm trying to say is that if you wanted (_really_ wanted) to give any
of these things up, then nothing would stop you from doing so. If you find
it hard to give these things up, then its because you don't really _wantto give them up.

___ Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR]
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SEXISMMsg # 12 of 60                   Date: Mon 10/11/1997,  8:47 pm  [E]

From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 24 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All
Subject: :>

The 9 Types of Girlfriends

Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't
have"
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze,
doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday


Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son
of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from
Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans


Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious


The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut.
Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain,
yes, Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?


Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career,
goals, home, and hair color?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed



Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love
onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs


Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering
at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition,
iceberg Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends


Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel
about our relationship"
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News,
Artistic.
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud


Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my
handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed
weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you





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SEXISMMsg # 13 of 60                   Date: Tue  4/11/1997,  8:40 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 27 times

     To: XLNC                    Fwd From: :  What is there to do in Wellingto
Subject: Re: Jellymeat for breakfast

>Lets find that 50 reasons Bikes r better than women thing hehehe...
>When u get rid of one your parents dont "Keep in touch" with the last 1.
>etc...

I heard a good one today, but was unable to get an e-mail copy of it.

It went something along the lines of..
What it really mens when she says...

I just want to be friends. = Ive found someone else
I dont like you that way = You remind me of my brother
Im celibate = Im sleeping with someone else
etc etc

..and when HE says...
I just want to be friends = You're ugly
I dont like you that way = You're ugly
Im celibate = You're ugly
Im seeing someone else = you're ugly

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SEXISMMsg # 14 of 60                   Date: Thu 11/12/1997,  1:09 am  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 20 times

     To: All
Subject: Thinking....

Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal.
First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a
swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate
for life?

 Again  Reply  Mail  Prev  Next  Goto  Other  Quit  Read the next message Next 

SEXISMMsg # 15 of 60                   Date: Sat 29/11/1997,  8:41 pm  [E]
From: YVONNE MULDER              Read: 22 times

     To: ALL                     Fwd From: : FidoNet:  Contact World Link     
Subject: WG-NL verschillen tussen mannen en vrouw

...here's one for all of you......:-)

>Career Women / Career Men
>
>
>The family picture is on his desk; he's a solid, responsible family man.
>The family picture is on her desk; her family will come before her career.
>
>His desk is cluttered; he's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
>Her desk is cluttered; She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
>
>He is talking with his coworkers; he must be discussing the latest deal.
>She is talking with her coworkers; she must be gossiping.
>
>He's not at his desk; he must be at a meeting.
>She's not at her desk; she must be in the ladies' room.
>
>He's not in the office; he's meeting with a customer.
>She isn't in the office; she must be out shopping.
>
>He's having lunch with the boss; he's on his way up.
>She's having lunch with the boss; they must be having an affair.
>
>The boss criticized him; he'll clean up his act now.
>The boss criticized her; she'll be very upset.
>
>He got an unfair deal; did he get angry?
>She got an unfair deal; did she cry?
>
>He's getting married; he'll get more settled.
>She's getting married; she'll get pregnant and leave.
>
>He's having a baby; he'll need a raise.
>She's having a baby; she'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
>
>He's going on a business trip; it's good for his career.
>She's going on a business trip; what does her husband say?
>
>He's leaving for a better job; he can recognize a good opportunity.
>She's leaving for a better job; women are not dependable.
>
>
>www.marie-jose.nl
>

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SEXISMMsg # 16 of 60                   Date: Thu  1/01/1998,  5:59 pm  [E]
From: WIMP OUT!                  Read: 20 times  [1 Reply]

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: :>

Hehe, you also forgot my last girlfriend .... Miss Bi-guy hoping to be a
real guy!.
Isnt that a bummer, when you go out with someone and they end up leaving you
for someine of the same sex!.
Enough to give a guy a bit of a complex....

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SEXISMMsg # 17 of 60                   Date: Fri  2/01/1998, 12:45 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 17 times

     To: WIMP OUT!
Subject: Re: :>

>Hehe, you also forgot my last girlfriend .... Miss Bi-guy hoping to be a
>real guy!.
>Isnt that a bummer, when you go out with someone and they end up leaving you
>for someine of the same sex!.
>Enough to give a guy a bit of a complex....

Why?  It's the only form of break-up where you can convince yourself that it
wasn't your fault :>

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SEXISMMsg # 18 of 60                   Date: Sat  3/01/1998,  3:12 pm  [E]
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 17 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: *groan*

Gu> AIDS is a very real medical condition - a defficiency in your immune
Gu> system which will cause you to die from sometime as small as the 'common
Gu> cold'.

True, many ppl have no real idea what it is, they think it's a symptom of
HIV, or they (v. commonly) mix the two up. As yet there's NO proof that HIV
causes AIDS. The first guy to claim so got filthy rich when the state passed
laws to allow free testing, and bought tons of HIV test kits.
1- The guy faked his study, and served time for fraud.
2- Further studies of the relationship of HIV & AIDS have NEVER shown a
causative relationship, except that HIV is so weak (weaker than a common
cold, kills white blood cells at 1/30th of the normal rate of production)
that one must have AIDS for HIV to be an opportunistic threat.
3- In the US, only 1/3rd of AIDS sufferers have HIV.
4- In Japan, tons of ppl have HIV, sod all have AIDS.
5- AIDS IS reversible, the US FDA has proven a product called CanCel to
work. There are other therapies which have been legally proven in the US to
work (eg. Oxygenation).
6- The US's leading expert (consultant to the Govt.) on HIV/AIDS agrees with
the above in his book, and explains what does cause AIDS. This is backed up
by the US's leading authority on Immune System functioning.
7- The media is responsible for the misinformation, and even the medical
community (drug co's) are way behind the Scientific Community (who've got it
right).



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SEXISMMsg # 19 of 60                   Date: Sun  4/01/1998,  7:55 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 17 times

     To: RASPUTIN
Subject: Re: *groan*

>>>I don't know if anyone cares particularly much, but I have a theory that
>>>says that about 95% of "syndromes" (which includes PMS from what I know
>>>about it, and a lot of "addictions" aswell) are all just a load of bollox 
>>>explanations for people not being able to deal with the world around them
>>>and with themselves.
>>
>>Are you also referring to things like SIDS, AIDS and MOGS?
>
>Would MOGS be like SIDS / AIDS on CATS?

No idea... I made it up to see if anyone would challenge me on it :>
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SEXISMMsg # 20 of 60                   Date: Mon 26/01/1998,  3:13 am  [E]

From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 18 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: *groan*

 >>>Would MOGS be like SIDS / AIDS on CATS?
 >>
 >>No idea... I made it up to see if anyone would challenge me on it :>
 >
 >Okay then, IO move that MOGS be a CATS disease, anyone wanna make up wha
 >it stands for? 

 Zo> Modus Operandi Garfeild Syndrome
 Zo> Moggies Of Gary Shandling
 Zo> Mangey Old Garfeild Suragate
 Zo> My only Good Siamese
 Zo> Mangey Old Gungey Servil

 Zo> ??????

Magi Of Great Supremacy has informed us that
Many Of the Good Siamese have concurred in a
Mastery Of General Sicknesses, leading to a
Mass Of Great Selebration in the new
Means Of Gout Suppression, via a
Mixture Of Guava Shoots
an overdose leading to Multiple OrGaSm.

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SEXISMMsg # 21 of 60                   Date: Thu 12/03/1998,  8:51 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 19 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All
Subject: Women

Come on lets face women cant do anything half as well as a bloke can.
All the best chefs are men. You don't see a silly little girlie piloting the
space shuttle now do you?
They make useless soldiers too!

Give them a job to do and they will spend more time worrying about breaking
a nail than actually doing anything!
I've seen big burly women that would dwarf me, and yet they could'nt dig a
hole in the street if their life depended on it!

If women did'nt have tits they'd be useless!

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SEXISMMsg # 22 of 60                   Date: Wed 11/03/1998, 11:53 pm  [E]
From: HORUS                      Read: 17 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Women

ZO>Come on lets face women cant do anything half as well as a bloke can.
ZO>All the best chefs are men. You don't see a silly little girlie piloting t
ZO>space shuttle now do you?
ZO>They make useless soldiers too!

ZO>Give them a job to do and they will spend more time worrying about breakin
ZO>a nail than actually doing anything!
ZO>I've seen big burly women that would dwarf me, and yet they could'nt dig a
ZO>hole in the street if their life depended on it!

ZO>If women did'nt have tits they'd be useless!

Never has truer words passed two lips.

God, their always moaning about how full their plate is aren't they?
As if we didn't know! Just check out the back of their legs! Cellulite
for miles! Always wanting to know if you still love them, melting like a
popsicle in the sun when you say you do. Hags, the lot of them.

I agree with you, they would make hopeless soldiers, but there is room
for them on the battlefield, we're going to need someone to stitch up
our wounds, clean our uniforms.

Damn it all, I say we should only let them out of the cellar when its
time to do their chores!

---
 þ SLMR 2.1a þ

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SEXISMMsg # 23 of 60                   Date: Mon 13/07/1998,  8:39 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 13 times

     To: All
Subject: hmmm

Good morning, to whom it may concern. (You know who you are)

Big Busted Women...

    can get a taxi on the worst days

    have a neat place to carry spare change

    have always been the center of the arts (art)

    make jogging a spectator sport

    can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub

    have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

    usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

    can always carry a little extra

    always float better

    know where to look first for lost earrings

    rarely have to look for a slow dance partner

    have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner





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SEXISMMsg # 24 of 60                   Date: Mon 13/07/1998,  8:41 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 16 times

     To: All
Subject: less


Small Busted Women...


    don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public

    always look younger

    find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap

    can always see their toes and shoes

    can sleep on their stomachs

    have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars

    know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts

    know that everything more than a handful is wasted

    can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle

    can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking themselves
    out

    can hug closer, nicer, and longer.    Smile




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SEXISMMsg # 25 of 60                   Date: Mon 13/07/1998,  8:42 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 18 times

     To: All
Subject: SNAG


**********The anti-SNAG's guide to a better relationship*******


Return her phone calls after a delay -- if at all -- to show her
who's in charge.  When you do call her, don't feel obligated to stop
talking with whomever is in the room with you.  Provide her the
luxury of listening to your half of an ongoing conversation.

Call her answering machine and leave a message for an old girlfriend
by mistake.

Get angry if her line is ever busy and you can't get through when you
call.  Then get even angrier when she finally gets call waiting and
puts you on hold.

When you're over her house and her phone rings, ask accusingly, "I
wonder who THAT could be?"

During those first few moments of intimacy, when she asks if you have
protection and you don't, lie.  She won't mind once things get going.

Stake your claim: leave a "love bite" high up on her neck or some
other noticeable place.

Answer her phone at 6am when her mother calls.

At the beach, offer to rub suntan lotion on her back.  Spread it on
in nifty patterns.

Tell the waiter you're both ready to order when she's obviously not.
Order for her at dinner without asking her what she'd like to eat.

Act insulted when she swoons over Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon, then
wistle loudly and wave at Michelle Pfeiffer during Batman Returns.

Share a story about something great you did together, then, seeing
her puzzled expression, say, "Oh I guess that wasn't you after all."

Talk to the dog instead of her.  Say "The dog likes ME better."

Be sure to greet her when she gets home from work with the three
words no woman can hear often enough: "What's for dinner?"

Ask her to make you apple pie like your mom used to make, then
grimace after tasting it.

Leave the toilet seat up, especially during the night-- she's more
likely to fall in that way.

Forget which day her birthday is, then send a belated greeting with a
sorrowful-eyed kitten on it.

Use the vacation money you've both been saving to buy a laserdisc
player.

Talk baby talk to her when she's in a bad mood.

"Accidentally" read her diary, then confront her about its contents.

Act like nothing is wrong after a big fight.  Say, "Wanna go to a
movie?"

When she's sticking to her diet and you're out on the town together,
be sure to order her favorite dessert for yourself.  Recommend your
ex-girlfriend's exercise class to her.  Buy her a "Buns of Steel"
workout tape.  Then buy her the Cindy Crawford workout tape for your
own viewing pleasure.

As you fondle her breasts during an intimate moment, murmur in her
ear: "Ah, the smaller the grapes, the sweeter the wine."

Tell her you're not impressed by gorgeous, slender glamour girls,
you'd rather come home to HER.

Give her other backhanded compliments, such as "Black is so slimming"
or "Your skin has really cleared up."

Leave your underwear all over the floor and complain "This place is a
mess"

Sleep with your arms around her like an octopus, so when she wakes
up, her whole body has gone to sleep.

Push her head down to indicate you'd like a oral sex.

Call out another woman's name at the moment of climax.  Call out a
man's name at the moment of climax.

If it was all over in 30 seconds or less, dare to ask, "Was it good
for you?"

Say, "Honey, I introducted you to my parents as my FRIEND because I
think of you as a friend.  A really good friend.  You're a girl and
you're my friend.  They know you're a girl, so I just say 'friend.'"



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SEXISMMsg # 26 of 60                   Date: Sat 10/10/1998,  1:21 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 12 times

     To: All
Subject: Viagra!

                  Viagra, the wonder drug for Women?  :>


In the US state of Texas, a woman claims Viagra gave her her first orgasm
in 10 years.  In California, another believes it rid her of chronic PMS
blues, and in New York, still another woman claims she's enjoying the best
sex of her life on the drug.

Pamela Anderson Lee, who this month admitted her sex life had improved by
taking the little blue pill, is just one of hundreds of women across America
who are clamouring to get their hands on the male impotency drug - for
themselves.

"I believe this drug is going to turn out to be far more important for women
than it is for men," says Dr Susan Vaughan, 34, a New York psychiatrist
who's tested the drug herself and wrote the book 'Viagra: a Guide.'  "Women
have far more sexual dysfunction problems than men.  They can have problems
with arousal, with achieving orgasm.  This could be the new wonder drug for
women."

Viagra, which has just been approved for release in Australia, was
originally designed to help the penis become erect by increasing blood flow
to that area.  But women who have been curious to test it out have found it
can increase blood flow to the clitoris, triggering a heightened sense of
arousal and greater sensitivity to stimulation.  It brings women closer to
climax and increases vaginal lubrication.

"Almost as soon as I took the pill, I felt this vaginal tingling," says
Alisan Bally, 34, a nurse from texas who tried the drug.  "I'd always found
it hard to reach an orgasm.  I could probably count the number of times I've
climaxed in my entire life on one hand.  But after I took Viagra, it was
four times in one night!  My husband couldn't believe it.  For the first
time in our sex lives, he was the one who found it hard to keep up." (SysOp
pauses to titter)

Dr Vaughan also experienced benefits.  "I'd never had problems climaxing
before, but this definately made it easier.  I became lubraicated quicker
and felt more aroused.  My partner certainly noticed a difference."

But Dr Vaughan still has misgivings.  "My vision took on a bluish haze and I
got a headache.  But the most frustrating thing was it lasted for four
hours.  I was done having sex and wanted to go out, but the rest of my body
was still charged up."

Tests are still being carried out by the drug manufacturer Pfizer to
determine Viagra's effectness and safety for women.  Urologist Stanley Bloom
expects the side effects to be much the same for both sexes - flushing of
the skin, stomach upset and headaches.  There have also been several deaths
in the US - heart attacks that were said to have been brought on by the
drug.  Like most doctors, he's waiting for concrete test results before
prescribing it to women.  "Women on child-bearing age should avoid the drug
since its effects on foetal development are not yet known," he warns.

But doctors' warnings are not stopping hundreds of American women trying the
drug.  "I suffer terribly from PMS," explains Sally, 35, a Californian
housewife.  "I never feel like having sex during that time.  But Viagra made
sex wild, like our wedding night, and I really felt better afterwards.  I
didn't feel like I had PMS at all. Of course, it could have been
psychological, but who cares, when you can have sex like that."


Story by Lucy Broadbent.


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SEXISMMsg # 27 of 60                   Date: Thu 29/10/1998,  9:06 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 13 times

     To: All
Subject: Punctuation... ;>


An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on
the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote:   "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote:  Woman!  Without her, man is nothing.


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SEXISMMsg # 28 of 60                   Date: Thu 29/10/1998,  9:20 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 16 times  [1 Reply]

     To: All
Subject: Something for the Girls :>

For All Women


  GUYS SUCK......
  and let me tell you why.

*  FARTING - How come it's cool for you to do it and disgusting if we do
   it? And must you lift your leg?

*  JOCK-ITCH - Get help!  Do you see us scratch?  We don't want to see you
   scratch either.

*  PORNOS - Why do you want to see other guys getting what you can't.
   By the way, it's not good for our skin.

*  PICK UP LINES - Not!

*  DOUBLE STANDARDS - If you can do it, why the he** can't we?

*  HONESTY - Learn the concept.  It is a good thing.

*  SENSITIVITY - Get some!!!!

*  DEODORANT - It's only small change at the corner store.  Buy it.

*  LOCKER ROOMS - Hello.....air freshner.

*  HEADS - We know you have two.  Keep one in your pants and get the other
   out of your arse.

*  You can't beat up everyone who looks at us.

*  You are not the sh**, - I AM!

*  Being drunk is not an excuse to sleep with any thing on legs.

*  Believe me, sex is NOT number one and you are NOT number one at it.

*  Why must you tell ALL of your friends about everything you do with a
   girl? They all had the same DREAM last night anyway.

*  Do not blame everything we do on P.M.S.  You should be glad we're not
   pregnant.

*  Try matching your maturity level to your age.

*  We are NOT objects.  We have feelings, thoughts and ideas.  We can even
   form words like "FU** YOU!!!"

*  There is more to life than playing cards and video games - How old are
   you??

*  Why do we have to look good and you can look like sh**?

*  Can we go out in public?  Your room does not excite me.

*  Can we eat like humans - utensils were made especially for this purpose.
   Ever heard of knives, forks, and spoons?  How about napkins? This does
   not include shirt sleeves.)

*  BIRTHDAYS - If you can remember the size of your co** to the exact
   millimeter, then you can remember our birthday.

*  What is the deal with standing in front of your mirror - naked - and
   thinking "Oh, what a God."  Trust me you are not a God.

*  Rulers were not made to measure your genitalia. They were not made that
   small.  Why measure it anyway?  There will always be someone bigger and
   believe me, we can find him.

*  Romance is not three seconds of sweat and nothing and then rolling over
   and going to sleep.

*  The one thing you are good for, you are not good at!

*  No, we will not swallow!!!

*  It feels so good to take it in the arse.  NOT!!  Try it yourself, see
   if you like it.

*  Remember Meg Ryan's famous 'faking an orgasm scene'?  Sound familiar?

*  When we say we're lost without you, we're probably high.

*  When you buy a PLAYBOY be sure to pick us up a PLAYGIRL.

*  When you screw up, a rose would suffice, but if it's not too much
   trouble, a dozen would be nice.

*  WANDERING EYES - We know you look.  Try not to make it so obvious.

*  GET A CLUE! - When we say "HARDER!, FASTER!" we're not refering to your
   breathing pattern.

To the FEW nice guys who don't apply to these statements and never get  the
time of day,  here's a note of hope.....WE'LL WISE UP SOONER OR LATER AND
YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE. HANG IN THERE.

Thanks to all the guys out there for the inspiration. "When I go, I want to
go quietly, in my sleep, just like my grandfather....not screaming like the
rest of his passengers."


  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  THE PERFECT MAN
  Mr. Potato Head...

  He's tan.  He's cute.  And if he looks at
  another girl, you can rearrange his face






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SEXISMMsg # 29 of 60                   Date: Wed 18/11/1998,  3:27 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 15 times

     To: All
Subject: Why dogs are better than men :>

Top 8 reasons why dogs are better than men :>


Spots are an attractive feature on a dog.

Dogs can be trained not to lie on the bed.  Men ALWAYS lie in bed.

Dogs will wait patiently outside clothes shops

Dogs don't break wind in public and blame it on the man.

In the canine world, boxers are intelligent. *hey!*

You can fondle your dog in the park without being arrested.

Dogs were the first to go into space.

Dogs aren't completely obsessed with 'doing it man-style.'


:>
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SEXISMMsg # 30 of 60                   Date: Wed  9/12/1998,  7:33 pm  [E]

From: RAS                        Read: 13 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>To the FEW nice guys who don't apply to these statements and never get  the
>time of day,  here's a note of hope.....WE'LL WISE UP SOONER OR LATER AND
>YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE. HANG IN THERE.

Bollocks! If A guy's sensitive, he gets used and abused.
Women treat guys as if they're guilty of all of the above (prev msg),
whether they are or not. The statement referring to 'nice guys' is just to
make women 'seem' unbiased.
At least males faults are known and 'standard' - women never cease to amaze
in their inventiveness of ways to twist the knife, especially in the
innocent party.
If a guy doesn't mistreat a women, she assumes he's saving it up and is
gonna snap and abuse her someday, so she pays him back before he does it to
her. (Screw them before they screw you mentality.) Then she wonders why he's
not the man she met (by now he's broken spirited and abused), and assumes he
was faulty to begin with. No way could she have done the damage.
Women: The reason the man you met was no good, is because the last woman
broke his spirit. The reason the good man you met turned bad is because you
broke his spirit. She puts another notch on her belt, men are trash if they
can be broken, and callous arseholes if they wont succumb to her devices.

Also, when a man's caught cheating his first time, the woman will put him
through hell to 'pay for it', yet will never admit she's already been
unfaithful to him many times already. Until she leaves him, that is, then
she'll twist the knife and screw them all again so he knows it.

Guys just can't win with women, because women can't handle men being
genuine!  If a guy actually wants to make that extra effort for a woman, the
way she wants, he'll be told "that's what all the men say". Shot down in
flames - and women wonder why guys are the way they are.
Men are sick of being labelled and convicted as an alternative to getting to
know him. Women hide behind prejudice.

If a guy is simple and upfront, women will insist on re-interpreting a guy's
motives until he's condemned; usually of a crime he wasn't aware existed.

I'd like to find miss/mrs Right, but experience tells me she's a figment of
my imagination. Staying single is the most self-respecting state for a man,
but we weaken and believe the hype that we need 'em, and we let them tell us
constantly that they don't need us. So who's screwing who?

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SEXISMMsg # 31 of 60                   Date: Sat 12/12/1998,  9:05 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 14 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: All
Subject: silly reasoning

This morning I had a thought. Not entirely unusual, though I remembered this
one... minutes later ... unusually.

Why are their so many dikes these days? What drives a woman to lesbianism?
These days men have earrings, long hair, effeminate clothing, etc...
Whether it's the feminine side emerging, or a hostile takeover of womens
identity of appearance, either way, women have struck out in a bid to secure
a new uniqueness of identity, and are now adopting the traditions formerly
held by the male, ie. being the (big butch) 'boss', assertiveness,
abandonment of sensitivity, etc... One big gender swap.

Total rubbish I know... but the devil takes an idle mind.

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SEXISMMsg # 32 of 60                   Date: Sun 13/12/1998,  2:09 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 14 times  [3 Retorts]

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>If a guy is simple and upfront, women will insist on re-interpreting a guy's
>motives until he's condemned; usually of a crime he wasn't aware existed.
>
>I'd like to find miss/mrs Right, but experience tells me she's a figment of
>my imagination. Staying single is the most self-respecting state for a man,
>but we weaken and believe the hype that we need 'em, and we let them tell us
>constantly that they don't need us. So who's screwing who?

I've been dealing a lot with friends who have been going through the mill of
trying to find a 'nice guy', and bitching and moaning and carrying on till
I'm ready to throttle them.

It seems to be the younger ones.. they go looking for a nice guy only to be
beaten up and abused in some way.  It's their fault really (flames>null), in
the ones I've talked to, they've all had a 'poor me' attitude, and are
wanting to be saved by someone strong.  Unfortunately they go for the
abusive types that use them because they're used to taking advantage to
wimps, which these women certainly unconsciously send out.  They don't seem
to realise that the only person that can be their knight in shining armour
is themselves.  They tend to grow out of it when they get older and work out
who they are.

Unfortunately the good guys get blasted in this sort of lifestyle.  They're
considered strengthless for some reason.

Also a factor is that the women I've been trying to 'solve' have been
picking up guys at nightclubs and parties, and go into an instant
relationship, instead of starting a friendship and going from there.

Stick in there Ras... go for the older ones that have their own lives and
you'll find a goodie :>

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SEXISMMsg # 33 of 60                   Date: Sun 13/12/1998,  2:14 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 14 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: silly reasoning

>Why are their so many dikes these days? What drives a woman to lesbianism?
>These days men have earrings, long hair, effeminate clothing, etc...

Maybe it's because women are being their own person now, and not stuck in
the regime of 'getting married and having babies', so it's easier to jump
into the alternative way of life instead of being dissatisfied in themselves
:>

... or you're going to entirely the wrong nightclubs!

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SEXISMMsg # 34 of 60                   Date: Sun 13/12/1998,  4:54 pm  [E]
From: RAS                        Read: 16 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

...

>They tend to grow out of it when they get older and work out who they are.

Yeah, it takes self-identity to have real direction.
BTW, around what age range are they picking more wisely? Smile

>Unfortunately the good guys get blasted in this sort of lifestyle.  They're
>considered strengthless for some reason.

How do i tell how a woman judges a guy's 'strength'? 

>Also a factor is that the women I've been trying to 'solve' have been
>picking up guys at nightclubs and parties, and go into an instant
>relationship, instead of starting a friendship and going from there.
>
>Stick in there Ras... go for the older ones that have their own lives and
>you'll find a goodie :>

What age range? Wouldn't most of my 'eligible's' be working by now?
Thanks for the reply, it helps! Smile

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SEXISMMsg # 35 of 60                   Date: Mon 14/12/1998,  9:41 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 15 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>Stick in there Ras... go for the older ones that have their own lives and
>you'll find a goodie :>

And you can actually talk to them deeper than a water puddle on mars.

... And their not afraid to actually tell you what to do.. q8)

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SEXISMMsg # 36 of 60                   Date: Fri 18/12/1998,  1:24 am  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 13 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: silly reasoning

>Why are their so many dikes these days? What drives a woman to lesbianism?
>These days men have earrings, long hair, effeminate clothing, etc...
>Whether it's the feminine side emerging, or a hostile takeover of womens
>identity of appearance, either way, women have struck out in a bid to secure
>a new uniqueness of identity, and are now adopting the traditions formerly
>held by the male, ie. being the (big butch) 'boss', assertiveness,
>abandonment of sensitivity, etc... One big gender swap.
>
>Total rubbish I know... but the devil takes an idle mind.

Not entirely rubbish... there do seem to be a lot of dykes around (that or
I'm a suspicious person. Can't actually say I've ever asked any of them
about the subject). Anyway. The 'gender swap' stuff is bollox, and anyone
who says that anything I do or say is 'getting in touch with my feminine
side' is going to get either a hit or a knee in the gnads depending on who
they are. Seriously, I believe in caring about others, feelings, pink fluffy
cotton wool philosophies and all the rest. Thats not a feminine trait. Thats
a human trait that most people (males and females alike) have forgotten. I
believe in trusting my gut instincts. God only knows who coined the
'feminine intuition' phrase but IMHO they fall into the same category as
those who say men are stronger and women are smarter.
  Umm, I'm a little off track. I don't think the long hair and earring thing
has anything to do with people getting nicer, its just fashions changing. I
think the butch lesbian thing is to do with people getting worse. Guys,
girls, everyone going for the 'power is life' philosophy nowdays which sucks
but thats life.
  Anyone follow that? Anyone care? Sorry, I spend most of my life thinking
about this sorta stuff and its all a big mess of unrelated thoughts. Cacha

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SEXISMMsg # 37 of 60                   Date: Fri 18/12/1998,  1:33 am  [E]
From: GURU                       Read: 13 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>I've been dealing a lot with friends who have been going through the mill of
>trying to find a 'nice guy', and bitching and moaning and carrying on till
>I'm ready to throttle them.

Hey, you can talk... I seem to recall a few posts which have probably
gathered a lot of dust now which hinted at your not exactly taking the
straight and narrow approach.

Its funny, never really talked to people much on the subject until recently.
Now I find most females are cynical about guys' motives, looking for Mr
Right who won't hurt them, will be honest, etc, but recon everyone seems to
be completely the opposite and have nasty motives. And then you talk to guys
and the funny thing is: they're all thinking the same thing, looking for Ms
Right with all the same qualities and they recon all the females have nasty
motives/don't care enough, etc... you get the picture. When really everyone
just doesn't know what to say or who to look for or even whether looking is
the way to go about the whole thing, or they're going about it the wrong
way.

That said, if anyone finds the 'right way' could they please bottle it and
give a bottle to me    Smile

>Unfortunately the good guys get blasted in this sort of lifestyle.  They're
>considered strengthless for some reason.

The good people of the world are the strongest of the lot. I recon there's a
hell of a lot of people who would be good people but they don't know how or
don't think they can. I'm talking about guys and girls here BTW.

>Also a factor is that the women I've been trying to 'solve' have been
>picking up guys at nightclubs and parties, and go into an instant
>relationship, instead of starting a friendship and going from there.

Aye, but that said, of all my friends, I know only two relationships that
have worked out permanently. One was a friends-first thing, the other was a
we're-pissed-so-lets-dance meeting and relationship from there and they're
getting married (after 5 years together) in January. I recon both couples
will stay together forever. So, the point is: the score so far in my books
is that friendship-first is tied with nightclup-pickup 1-all.

>Stick in there Ras... go for the older ones that have their own lives and
>you'll find a goodie :>

Definately need someone with their own life, and you need to have your own
life. Good Alanis Morisette lyrics spring to mind:

   I don't want to be your other half,
   I believe one and one makes two.
Smile

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SEXISMMsg # 38 of 60                   Date: Tue 22/12/1998,  2:13 am  [E]
From: HALO                       Read: 13 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: silly reasoning

>  Umm, I'm a little off track. I don't think the long hair and earring thing
>has anything to do with people getting nicer, its just fashions changing. I
>think the butch lesbian thing is to do with people getting worse. Guys,
>girls, everyone going for the 'power is life' philosophy nowdays which sucks
>but thats life.
>  Anyone follow that? Anyone care? Sorry, I spend most of my life thinking
>about this sorta stuff and its all a big mess of unrelated thoughts. Cacha

Hmm...Do you remember what I looked like when we went on that Rimutaka
Incline ride?  Heaps of people started questioning *my* sexuality (as if
they even have the right to decide..) because I shaved my hair off and wore
pants all the time.  For me it was just getting sick of compromising what I
wanted to do, like climb trees and ride my bike etc, because of what was
considered the correct look for a woman.  I didn't have to even run my
fingers through my hair in the morning :>

So maybe it's not that there's more dykes, as such, but just more women
ignoring traditional ideas of what a woman should look like/do and just
doing what they want to and what they find convenient.  :>

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SEXISMMsg # 39 of 60                   Date: Mon  4/01/1999, 12:55 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 14 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>>I've been dealing a lot with friends who have been going through the mill o
>>trying to find a 'nice guy', and bitching and moaning and carrying on till
>>I'm ready to throttle them.
>
>Hey, you can talk... I seem to recall a few posts which have probably
>gathered a lot of dust now which hinted at your not exactly taking the
>straight and narrow approach.

That was probably a long.. long LONG time ago.  I'm more going on about the
fems we have today.. the 'nightclub' vampires that have sprung up in the
last 10 years.

A wolf pack that I've often crashed into when I'm in town or parties is a
prime example.. of the three, one of them is needy as hell and looking for a
one night bonk, one of them is stuck on an ex-boyfriend from years back who
has found someone new and rubs it in any chance he gets, and the other one
has decided that the best guy around she can see is her boss, and she tries
to get him drunk at every office party to get him into bed.

I don't really understand this mentality.  It seems really stupid, and is
considered normal by many.

Oh, and there's the fact that 90 of people who ask me to do tarot readings
for them are wanting to know about 'someone who may be coming into their
life, preferably a soul mate'.

Tsk tsk.

I remember as a kid, watching a news blip about the fact that there were so
many people in Japan, and it was so hard for them to find relationships
because of working and time restrictions that they would advertise in the
newspaper for a partner.  I was astounded at the time!

Things change.

>just doesn't know what to say or who to look for or even whether looking is
>the way to go about the whole thing, or they're going about it the wrong
>way.
>
>That said, if anyone finds the 'right way' could they please bottle it and
>give a bottle to me    Smile

It's EASY.  Find a friend, keep the friend, see if the friendship turns into
a relationship.  But don't just jump in first off.

>   I don't want to be your other half,
>   I believe one and one makes two.
>Smile

Oddly enough, it makes 3.  There's the selfish two, and the nonselfish
relationship one :>
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SEXISMMsg # 40 of 60                   Date: Tue  5/01/1999,  4:05 am  [E]

From: GURU                       Read: 12 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: silly reasoning

>Ppl tend to agree that butch is okay when they see the size of the butch
>bitch Smile

Yeah. Something like that.

>That's why we keep logging on here I guess (or 1 of the many reasons),
>We still read each others crazy-talk ™ and mutterings...
>... and we're understood (or so I tell myself Smile

One reason you keep any friends you've got... they listen to your opinions
and they value them. Hey this reminds me of a concersation I had a while
ago... wonder what your opinion is, Ras.

Conversation was about trusting people. Personally I don't trust the average
person as far as I can shove them. If I'm lying in Te Aro park in town I
make sure I'm always in touch with my motorbike helmet or bag or whatever so
I'll know when whichever sod takes it... there's no way I'd trust your
average muppet with ANYTHING much that concerned me. I trust people when I
know them annd are friends with them; I don't have that many close friends,
but those I do have I'd trust to the ends of the earth.
  Other person I was talking to didn't think this was a very good philosophy
(neither do I really, but we'll ignore that for now). Trusting someone, she
says, is a form of respect. If you don't trust them you don't respect them,
and if you don't have any respect for them then you don't value them and
don't care about them. Here lies the contradiction: 'cos I do (well I think
I do) care about most people, and it saddens me to see the shit they (on the
whole) put themselves through.
  So, here's the question... what d'ya recon? Do I not care? Or is trust and
care two seperate things (I suspect this one is the case, but I don't really
know...)? Or something else?

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SEXISMMsg # 41 of 60                   Date: Wed  6/01/1999, 12:59 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 12 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>>>   I don't want to be your other half,
>>>   I believe one and one makes two.
>>>Smile
>>
>>Oddly enough, it makes 3.  There's the selfish two, and the nonselfish
>>relationship one :>
>
>Don't quite follow, sorry

It's more to do with when you're in a stable relationship, i.e. living
together.  There's the usual response of 'I do things this way, and it's
going to stay that way', and the other 'I do things this way, but I'm
willing to do it for *you* as well.'  Flatmates have this thing going on all
the time.  Whether to buy milk for your flatmate while you're shopping for
bread, if you don't drink milk, kinda thing.

And then there's the weird 'Hey, lets both pay for those speakers!' while
you know that if you break up, then you'll be fighting over them.  Do you be
a trusting person and go halvers, or work out who wants them more and get
them to pay for it?  It's the difference between fairy land and reality.

I reckon that only in marriage should you pay for items together (The big
ones I mean here), as you're supposed to be committed <ahem> 'for life'.

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SEXISMMsg # 42 of 60                   Date: Wed 13/01/1999,  6:53 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 14 times

     To: GURU
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>  As a side note this is one of several reasons why I ain't ended up in a
>relationship with anyone. I don't trust many people, and of those few I do,
>not many trust me. Not that much.

Yeah right ! Wink  Its because no one has come along,.. face it, you'd be in
like Flyn the same as the rest of the male population once the sex started.

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SEXISMMsg # 43 of 60                   Date: Thu 21/01/1999,  8:54 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 12 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>>U shoor know how to pick em.

>I reckon Sad So now it's your turn to pick one for me Smile
>Just send me a selection of descriptions with photo's, okay? Smile 

Just go through the Birth, death & marrages column for dead Millionaires
leaving everything to their wives...

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SEXISMMsg # 44 of 60                   Date: Tue  2/02/1999,  1:59 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 12 times  [2 Retorts]

     To: All
Subject: Sommit for ya :>

NICKNAMES:
If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each
other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.
If Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a pint, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller,
and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,a
bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man
would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears
and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

:>

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SEXISMMsg # 45 of 60                   Date: Tue  2/02/1999,  2:05 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 12 times

     To: All
Subject: Hmmm...

 GIRLS, YOU MAY FIND THIS FUNNY TOO!!


Educational courses for women now being offered:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Combating Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday

4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

5. Man Management: Discover How Chores Can Wait Until After the Game

6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His

8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .

9. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First

10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share

14. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

15. Introduction to Parking

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space

17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving Towels on the Floor

18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption

21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

23. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

24. Dancing: Why Men Don t Like To

25. Sex - It's For Married Couples Too

26. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

27. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

29. Ballet: For Women Only

30. Oil and Gasoline: Your Car Needs BOTH

31. Learning to Use Public Toilets

32. Learning to Use the Toilet in Bars Without your Friends

33. Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big? - Why Men Lie

34. TV Remotes: For Men Only

35. Sexy Lingerie: It's Not Just For Special Occasions

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SEXISMMsg # 46 of 60                   Date: Tue  2/02/1999,  2:07 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 11 times

     To: All
Subject: hehehe :>

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.


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SEXISMMsg # 47 of 60                   Date: Tue  2/02/1999,  6:43 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 11 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Sommit for ya :>

>Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
>appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears
>and hopes and dreams.
>A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>

ROTFL  Big Grin

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SEXISMMsg # 48 of 60                   Date: Sat 13/02/1999,  1:17 pm  [E]
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 11 times

     To: All
Subject: .

                The Man's Guide to Woman's English


We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to
 like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes
 to sleep

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're
 stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look
 at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom
 and did you bring your checkbook?



                 The Woman's Guide to Man's English


"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
  you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now

"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much
  different!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
  and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
  other guys

"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and
 let's go home!


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SEXISMMsg # 49 of 60                   Date: Fri 12/03/1999, 11:53 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 11 times

     To: All
Subject: One for the gals :>

IT'S A GIRL THANG!

Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess
 I have two mounds upon my bodice
 I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree
 Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
 Can get a massage without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass
 My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
 At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong
I don't drive in circles at any cost
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost
Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon
Every time I have to go to the john
I don't brag about the size of my cup
Hey, put the seat down, 'cause I won't leave it up!
I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
 I don't watch movies with lots of gore
Don't need instant replay to remember the score
I won't lose my hair
I don't get jock itch
And just cause I'm assertive
Don't call me a bitch
I don't wear the same underwear everyday
The food in my fridge has no sign of decay
 Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart
Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best
 Would you look at my face, not at my chest!
I don't have a problem expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling
Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick
I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?
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SEXISMMsg # 50 of 60                   Date: Tue  6/04/1999, 11:23 pm  [E]

From: RAS                        Read: 8 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Sommit for ya :>

>MARRIAGE:
>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

So true!

>NATURAL:
>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Some women look super-sexy in the morning.
Could I specify this as a desired option on my next GF?

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SEXISMMsg # 51 of 60                   Date: Mon 12/04/1999, 11:26 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 4 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: Sommit for ya :>

>>NATURAL:
>>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>Some women look super-sexy in the morning.
>Could I specify this as a desired option on my next GF?

Sure thing... but it'll be narrowing down your chances of meeting someone by
about 98% :>

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SEXISMMsg # 52 of 60                   Date: Mon 26/04/1999, 11:31 am  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 5 times

     To: RAS
Subject: Re: Something for the Girls :>

>>Just go through the Birth, death & marrages column for dead Millionaires
>>leaving everything to their wives...

>I wonder if the supermarket is a good place to pick up some lonely
>housewife. Of course she'd have to shower me with gifts...
>Or, more usefully, ... How to spot a single woman by her grocery
>selection...

There was a short piece on the mid town NewWorld.. Apparently the night
to go shopping is Thursday, and the item to buy is bananas... Let the woman
do the pickin next...

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SEXISMMsg # 53 of 60                   Date: Fri 30/04/1999,  3:36 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 5 times

     To: All
Subject: hehehehe!

                      ** Women's T Shirt Sayings **


 
                              *************

              GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE....WHO CARES?

                              *************

                        NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

                              *************

                    I HATE EVERYBODY, AND YOU'RE NEXT

                              *************

                      PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU

                              *************

                            AND YOUR POINT IS?

                              *************

                  I'M BUSY. YOU'RE UGLY. HAVE A NICE DAY

                              *************

           WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

                               ************

             REMEMBER MY NAME...YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER

                               ************

                     YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME <~~ HEEHEE

                              *************

         DON'T WORRY. IT'LL ONLY SEEM KINKY THE FIRST TIME.......

                              *************

        WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS?

                               ************

     I'M MULTI-TALENTED: I CAN TALK AND PISS YOU OFF AT THE SAME TIME

                              *************

                    YOU, ME, WHIPPED CREAM, HANDCUFFS.

                              ANY QUESTIONS?

                              *************

          YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP

                              *************

                   ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

                              *************

      I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

                              *************

                 HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

                              *************

                  SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

                              *************

             IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY

                              *************

                  NOBODY KNOWS I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR

                              *************

     DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.




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SEXISMMsg # 54 of 60                   Date: Fri  7/05/1999,  3:12 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 5 times

     To: All
Subject: One from the net :>

Here's one for all you feminists.

RULES BLOKES WISH WOMEN KNEW


 1. If you think you might be fat, you are.  Don't ask us. Just get your
    fat arse in a gym.

 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down.

 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.

 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we
    can find the perfect present.......again!

 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
    don't want to hear.

 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

 7. Anyone can buy condoms.

 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every
    other cat.

 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats.

10. Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. It's like the full moon or the
    changing of the tides. Let it be.

11. Shopping is not a sport.

12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

13. You have enough clothes.

14. You have too many shoes.

15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is a twat and your Dad
    probably is too.

17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

18. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on
    a calendar.

19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point
    blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

20. Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes, what makes you think we'd
    be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, that would look good
    with your dress?

21. Yes, No and Mmm are perfectly acceptable answers.

22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

23. Your Mum doesn't have to be our best friend.

24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

25. Check your oil. It is an essential part of the car.

26. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months
    we were going out.

27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

28. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.All
    comments become null and void after 7 days.

29. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes
    you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us
    from reading the magazines.

30. The male models with the great bodies you see in magazines are all gay.
    Face it.

31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
    makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how
    pretty you are?

33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
    commercials.

34. Consider Sport a mini-vacation from you.  We need it, just like you do.

35. Women wearing Wonderbras, low-cut blouses, tight tops, no jackets,
    chest level logo'd t-shirts etc. etc. lose their right to complain
    about having their boobs stared at.

36. When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does
    not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.

37. If you want some dessert after a meal - order some. You don't have to
    finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don't say "No, I
    couldn't/shouldn't/don't want any" and then eat half of mine.

38. Dieting doesn't work without exercise.

39. If you're on a diet it doesn't mean my meals should be rabbit-food
    nouvelle-cuisine style. A man's four essential food groups are: white
    meat, red meat, cold beer and more cold beer. Please ensure all meals
    contain a good balance of the above in good quantities - everything
    else falls under the category 'garnish'.

40. Do not question our sense of direction.



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SEXISMMsg # 55 of 60                   Date: Tue  8/06/1999, 11:47 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 4 times  [1 Reply]

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Subject: 10 things men know about women...


Top 10 Things Men Know About Women

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SEXISMMsg # 56 of 60                   Date: Sun 13/06/1999, 12:38 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 4 times

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Subject: The 90's Woman :>

Oh, weren't those '50's just great!

Subject: The 50's woman vs. the 90's woman

The following is from an actual 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for
High School girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life.

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a
delicious  meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have
been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are
hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the
warm welcome  needed.

2. Prepare yourself:  Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when
he arrives.  Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh
looking.  He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.  Be a little
gay and a little more interesting.  His boring day may need a lift.

3. Clear away clutter.  Make one last trip through the main part of the
house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys,
paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables.  Your husband will feel
he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.

4. Prepare the children.  Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands
and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change
their clothes.   They are little treasures and he would like to see them
playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise:  At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of
washer, dryer, or vacuum.  Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

6.  Some DON'TS:  Don't greet him with problems or complaints.  Don't
complain if he's late for dinner.  Count this as minor compared with what
he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable.  Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or
suggest he lay down in the bedroom.  Have a cool or warm drink ready for
him.  Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes.  Speak in a low,
soft, soothing and pleasant voice.  Allow him to relax and unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment
of his arrival is not the time.  Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his:  Never complain if he does not take you out to
dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to understand his
world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

10.  The Goal: try to make your home a place of peace and order where your
husband can relax.



NOW THE UPDATED VERSION FOR THE 90'S WOMAN

1. Have dinner ready.  Make reservations ahead of time.  If your day
becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where
you'd like to eat and at what time.  This lets him know that your day has
been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood.

2. Prepare yourself.  A quick stop at the "LANCOME" counter on your way
home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming
irritated every time he opens his mouth. (Don't forget to use his credit
card!)

3. Clear away the clutter.  Call the housekeeper and tell her that any
miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in the
Goodwill box in the garage.

4. Prepare the children. Send the children to their rooms to watch
television or play Nintendo.  After all, both of them are from his previous
marriages.

5. Minimize the noise:  If you happen to be home when he arrives, be in the
bathroom with the door locked.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints.  Let him
speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and remain
fresh in his mind throughout dinner.  Don't complain if he's late for
dinner, simply  remind him that the leftovers are in the fridge and you
left the dishes for him to do.

7. Make him comfortable:  Tell him where he can find a blanket if he's
cold. This will really show you care.

8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word.

9. Make the evening his:  Never complain if he does not take you out to
dinner or other places of entertainment; go with a friend or go shopping
(use his credit card).

10. The Goal: Try to keep things amicable without reminding him that he
only thinks the world revolves around him.  Obviously he's wrong, it
revolves around you.

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SEXISMMsg # 57 of 60                   Date: Thu 17/06/1999,  6:27 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 4 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: 10 things men know about women...

>Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
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And that just covers what we know is passing through their minds...

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SEXISMMsg # 58 of 60                   Date: Fri 18/06/1999,  4:50 pm  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 4 times  [1 Reply]

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: 10 things men know about women...

>>Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
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>And that just covers what we know is passing through their minds...

The men or the women?  Please verify :>

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SEXISMMsg # 59 of 60                   Date: Tue 22/06/1999, 10:07 pm  [E]
From: XLNC                       Read: 3 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: 10 things men know about women...

>>>Top 10 Things Men Know About Women
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>>And that just covers what we know is passing through their minds...
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>The men or the women?  Please verify :>

Touche' .... I'm not too good at the shovenist thing..
Odd really, I'm told it was a built in feature with us Guys.


... So your a feminist... How Cute Babe.

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SEXISMMsg # 60 of 60                   Date: Thu 24/06/1999, 11:42 am  [E]
From: AIMEE                      Read: 2 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: 10 things men know about women...

>Touche' .... I'm not too good at the shovenist thing..
>Odd really, I'm told it was a built in feature with us Guys.
>
>... So your a feminist... How Cute Babe.

A feminist?  How dare you!  I'll get my muvver onto you!

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