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Nosey - For registered people only! :)
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NOSEYMsg # 1 of 24                    Date: Wed 28/05/1997, 10:09 pm

From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 39 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: hahahaha

This is great, it's like we have the best seats in the house, and can
view all the unpaid peasants below us :>
(i imagine this subbie to be those box seats, that're high up)


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NOSEYMsg # 2 of 24                    Date: Thu 29/05/1997,  2:48 am
From: DETH                       Read: 32 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RASPUTIN
Subject: Re: hahahaha

>This is great, it's like we have the best seats in the house, and can
>view all the unpaid peasants below us :>
>(i imagine this subbie to be those box seats, that're high up)
>

  Thank you, thank you, I'm sorta proud of the concept myself.  Now, if
Aimee had only acted on my other 'suggestions'... I thought making it so
that we could give a thumbs up if we wanted these peasants to join us or a
thumbs down to delete 'em would have made everything so much more...
interesting Smile

Deth (Ave Aimee, Tu Est Mortum Saluti!)

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NOSEYMsg # 3 of 24                    Date: Thu 29/05/1997, 10:13 am
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 31 times

     To: DETH
Subject: Re: hahahaha

>>This is great, it's like we have the best seats in the house, and can
>>view all the unpaid peasants below us :>
>>(i imagine this subbie to be those box seats, that're high up)
>>
>
>  Thank you, thank you, I'm sorta proud of the concept myself.  Now, if
>Aimee had only acted on my other 'suggestions'... I thought making it so
>that we could give a thumbs up if we wanted these peasants to join us or a
>thumbs down to delete 'em would have made everything so much more...
>interesting Smile
>
>Deth (Ave Aimee, Tu Est Mortum Saluti!)

Like a Roman court, wearing hats with plumage (oops, that's Dr.Suess),
and robes of high status, judgeing the oratory prowess and intellectual
talent of the combatants(oops, that's the circus maximus), errm, applicants
(yep, applicants, filling out forms in triplicate, hehe ;>).
Of course final adjudication is always Her SysOpnessess privelidge.
Oh what fun it could have been... *sigh*
It *is* easy to get this way (drunk with power) when part of the
privelidged elite (errm, paying persons).

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NOSEYMsg # 4 of 24                    Date: Fri  6/06/1997,  6:49 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 26 times  [1 Reply]

     To: RASPUTIN
Subject: Re: Tests

>I've considered one of those tests that tests the person on multiple
>aspects at once. These usually give a verbose result, composed of different
>aspect results. (make sense?).
>I'd be doing this in Pascal, and so it'd probably be run as a door proggy.
>If I was to do this, what are the guidelines for writing to screen (probably
>via BIOS as opposed to direct video) and for data sharing with the BBS (eg.
>would the results be returned in a temporary file, or printed to screen...).

Uh.. wut?  <hums I'm a blonde... I'm a blonde... (albeit a redheaded one
;>)>

>This sort of thing could be more intelligent as to the line of questioning
>taken, as some questions are redundant, depending on previous answers.
>This would also make more 'accurate' scoring possible.

Uh... wut?  <B.L.O.N... uh..>

>Also, I'm wondering about a OnYaBike Purity test (needs renaming)
>related to mountainbike/motorbike riding idiocy.
>I can think of a bunch of relevant questions already...

Go for it :>

>What format should this list be in?

Umm... the program does most of it... I can do the rest :>  Just gimme a
list of questions (numbered).

>I'm curious as to how the list is 'marked-up' so the 'purity tester'
>recognises it...

<Blonde... dooby dooby blonde.. yeah!>



>I'm curious as to how the list is 'marked-up' so the 'purity tester'
>recognises it...



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NOSEYMsg # 5 of 24                    Date: Sat 14/06/1997,  1:57 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 25 times

     To: RASPUTIN
Subject: Re: ...

>Ras [thank f*** AIME doesn't have an IQ_TEST on here...]

EXCELLENT idea!  Thanks Ras!  :>:>

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NOSEYMsg # 6 of 24                    Date: Tue 17/06/1997,  2:34 pm
From: RASPUTIN                   Read: 28 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: ...

>>Ras [who's never had black snot before]
>
>Well you shouldn't sniff iron filings! Wink

But it wouldn't go in the syringe, so I had no alternative­

...   ,ÄÄÄÄÄï¶ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°³ÆÍÍÍÍÝ  Clue Injection!



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NOSEYMsg # 7 of 24                    Date: Sun  6/07/1997,  2:24 am
From: DETH                       Read: 34 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :  Purity Test Scores for the Regos
Subject: Re: Purity

>>>Naughty, naughty boy!
>>  I'm just a little lost boy...
>>                               ...who needs a new toy...
>>Deth (Forgive me Father, for I plan to sin!)
>
>Can I be of assistance? ;>

  Say that like you -mean- it Smile

Deth (tempting, Aimee, tempting... Smile

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NOSEYMsg # 8 of 24                    Date: Sat  7/06/1997,  4:16 pm
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 24 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Tests

>;>)>
>
>>This sort of thing could be more intelligent as to the line of questioning
>>taken, as some questions are redundant, depending on previous answers.
>>This would also make more 'accurate' scoring possible.
>
>Uh... wut?  <B.L.O.N... uh..>
>
><Blondeto   ooby dooby blonde.. yeah!>

LOL!  So it all comes out now Wink  Your really a blonde with her hair dyed
red?

Reminds me of the joke about the Blonde that tryed to con a farmer out of
one of his sheep by counting them the night before and the next day telling
the farmer that she would bet him a sheep thatn she could correctly guess
the number of sheep he had.... (I acnt b
know if you havent heard it)   :>

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NOSEYMsg # 9 of 24                    Date: Sun  6/07/1997,  2:25 am
From: DETH                       Read: 34 times

     To: HYDRA                   Fwd From: :  Purity Test Scores for the Regos
Subject: Re: Purity

>I have a sex-life. Somewhere. Really. (Hmph! Sex life? More like sex DEATH!
>-- ummm... no offense Deth. :> )

  No offense taken.  Besides which, I've taken a vow of celibacy untill I
find the right small group of females, the 5 or 6 ladies that are right for
me.

Deth (<evil leer>)
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NOSEYMsg # 10 of 24                   Date: Wed  9/07/1997, 11:15 pm

From: DETH                       Read: 26 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: Purity

>>BZZZZZZZZ­­­ Wrong­ Being nice only gets ya walked over­
>>
>Yup, Us nice guyz have women just CRAWLING all over us.
>It was obviously a GUY that said "Sensative New Age Guys are what todays
>are looking for...".

  <sigh>

  You know, you guys have missed the plot.  What you do is you spread rumors
that you're an evil, nasty guy who's really good in bed (Breakfast in bed,
dinner in bed... mmmmm...)  Then, when they find out you're a nice SNAG
rather than the evil SOB they expect, they get caught of balance and start
being nice to you.

  Smile  And the tooth fairy fills in for Santa every other year.

  On the serious side:  You can be a nice person, and get girls/boys/small
furry creatures from Aplha Centuri, and not get walked over.  All you need
to be is firm and free from that particulary male emotion:  Desperation.  If
she starts treating you like crap, leave.  This applies irrespective:  I've
conducted extensive field testing and it works.  As long as there is respect
between the two (three, 16, pi, whatever!) of you you can work things
through.  And if there isn't respect, what the hades are you doing with
them?????


Deth (Smile:  That way everyone will wonder what you're up too Smile

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NOSEYMsg # 11 of 24                   Date: Fri 11/07/1997,  2:04 am
From: AIMEE                      Read: 27 times

     To: RASPUTIN
Subject: Re: Purity

>>>>If guys were nicer to their girlfriends, they'd stay with them...
>>>>Lesson #3.
>>>BZZZZZZZZ­­­ Wrong­ Being nice only gets ya walked over­
>>>
>>BUZZZZT!
>>Lesson #2:  Don't contradict the woman ;>
>
>I'm flinching already in anticipation of the inevitable Lesson #1 <G>
>Please be gentle <mischevious grin> on second thought ... please don't ;>

Lesson #1 is, of course.....























Well if you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you.

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NOSEYMsg # 12 of 24                   Date: Sat 12/07/1997,  1:44 am
From: DETH                       Read: 26 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Purity

>>  Ok, so maybe I -was- being defensive.  So bite me.
>
>
>Oh, you make it all so easy!  Wink

  Only following the trend m'dear Smile

>Maybe I should set up a 'lonely heart's club' on here :>

  Yeah, I can see it now.  You'd have thousands of horny comp geeks on your
board, and a couple of females going 'Help!  Save me from the horny net geek
from Hell!'.  And then I'd have to get my second best suit of armor back
from the cleaners, mount my off-white charger and ride to the rescue.

  And then of course, there'd be my entry:  Ex-dancer, talented massuese,
semi-professional snowboarder, mystic, martial artist, poet, technopagan,
cyberwitch and all-round fey guy seeks soulmate for long moonlit walks in
the snow, watching the sunset over Lake Taupo and rampant sex.  All
interested parties respond to... Smile

Deth (Did I mention I'm also moderately intellingent, romantic, and
      incredibly lazy?  Smile

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NOSEYMsg # 13 of 24                   Date: Sat 12/07/1997,  3:55 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 25 times  [1 Reply]

     To: DETH
Subject: Re: Purity

>>Maybe I should set up a 'lonely heart's club' on here :>
>
>  Yeah, I can see it now.  You'd have thousands of horny comp geeks on your
>board, and a couple of females going 'Help!  Save me from the horny net geek
>from Hell!'.  And then I'd have to get my second best suit of armor back
>from the cleaners, mount my off-white charger and ride to the rescue.

hmmm... maybe those HNG's would pay for the honour of being in the subby ;>

>  And then of course, there'd be my entry:  Ex-dancer, talented massuese,
>semi-professional snowboarder, mystic, martial artist, poet, technopagan,
>cyberwitch and all-round fey guy seeks soulmate for long moonlit walks in
>the snow, watching the sunset over Lake Taupo and rampant sex.  All
>interested parties respond to... Smile

Imagine *my* entry!  *grin*

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NOSEYMsg # 14 of 24                   Date: Mon 14/07/1997,  2:55 am
From: DETH                       Read: 24 times

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Purity

>>  And then of course, there'd be my entry:  Ex-dancer, talented massuese,
>>semi-professional snowboarder, mystic, martial artist, poet, technopagan,
>>cyberwitch and all-round fey guy seeks soulmate for long moonlit walks in
>>the snow, watching the sunset over Lake Taupo and rampant sex.  All
>>interested parties respond to... Smile
>
>Imagine *my* entry!  *grin*

  I -am-... and I'm starting to shake quite badly.  Excuse me, I think I
need to go for a run and a cold shower...

Deth (No!  It's far too perilious!)

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NOSEYMsg # 15 of 24                   Date: Tue 15/07/1997,  3:45 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 22 times  [1 Reply]

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: Purity

>>>Its a long way down son Wink
>>
>>Hehe, al is already lost for me (and women). I've got nothing left to
>>lose, so what the ....
>>  T.N.C. was my ex's motto, and she lived by it.
>>I wonder if I should have picked up some of it?...
>
>Sorry I'm a little tired right now. What is TNC?

Tender Narcotic Care?  :>

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NOSEYMsg # 16 of 24                   Date: Tue 15/07/1997,  6:30 pm
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 23 times  [1 Reply]

     To: AIMEE
Subject: Re: Purity

>>>  T.N.C. was my ex's motto, and she lived by it.
>>>I wonder if I should have picked up some of it?...
>>
>>Sorry I'm a little tired right now. What is TNC?
>
>Tender Narcotic Care?  :>

Sheesh,...never heard that one before.

I *have* lived a sheltered life Wink

Should I ask how you came to know that one?  ;>
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NOSEYMsg # 17 of 24                   Date: Wed 16/07/1997,  1:06 am

From: AIMEE                      Read: 24 times

     To: ZOSIMOS
Subject: Re: Purity

>>>>  T.N.C. was my ex's motto, and she lived by it.
>>>>I wonder if I should have picked up some of it?...
>>>
>>>Sorry I'm a little tired right now. What is TNC?
>>
>>Tender Narcotic Care?  :>
>
>Sheesh,...never heard that one before.
>
>I *have* lived a sheltered life Wink
>
>Should I ask how you came to know that one?  ;>

I just made it up :>

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NOSEYMsg # 18 of 24                   Date: Wed 16/07/1997,  1:19 am
From: AIMEE                      Read: 24 times

     To: XLNC
Subject: Re: Women

>>>LIE #1 "Its not you, its me"
>>>LIE #2 "I want to be friends"
>>"I'm not over my ex" then goes out with 2 guys at a time.
>>"It's not fair to burden you with my problems"
>Sfunny, I've had both thos last ones, tho the first one was...
>"Im not ready for another relationship yet..."
>I guess i should have called her the next day huh...

Thanks for the tips, guys ;>

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NOSEYMsg # 19 of 24                   Date: Sat 11/10/1997,  6:44 pm
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 34 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :   Validation Requests for Regos :
Subject: Re: Roving reporter backlog

>>>I may not be at the pub this week... The cat will be *very* overdue by the
>>
>>U should record the event for prosterity...
>>(And to make thoze u dont like sick on Video Knight    q8}
>
>And then play it backwards :>

That is so GROSS!!!   :>  :> Lets do it!  :>

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NOSEYMsg # 20 of 24                   Date: Fri 30/05/1997, 12:32 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 38 times

     To: DETH                    Fwd From: :  Purity Test Scores for the Regos
Subject: Re: Purity

>>Dreadlock's done nothing to my board yet... does he have a crush on Ethel?
>>:>
>
>  He's just... ummm... lulling you into a false sense of security!  Yeah!
>And, when you -most- expect it, he'll leap out at Ethel and do... oh,
>untypeable things to her!

She just started humming for no reason... ;>

>What, you don't believe me?  Just ask Gollum what
>this fiend in beige clothing did to his poor little machine!  I can hear it
>cackling now, plotting it's domination of the World!  Today Ethel, tomorrow
>the NSA Mainframe (affectionallity known as George jr.)!

Oh come on... even Fred has dealt to Gollums machine!

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NOSEYMsg # 21 of 24                   Date: Tue 28/04/1998, 10:38 pm
From: XLNC                       Read: 17 times

     To: All
Subject: Cynister

S'a funny wurlde...
Chatted to Cynister, (New user)..
He wuz busy readin messages but not replyin...

He mentioned sonthing about messages being boring....
Sooooo why a BBS....

Practice till he could afford the internet.. hehhehe

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NOSEYMsg # 22 of 24                   Date: Tue 10/06/1997,  6:57 pm
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 21 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :      Old Validation Requests :>  
Subject: Re: newuser

>>>Oh, I don't know... this way we keep (most of) the horny net geeks and
>>>rednecks off the board :>
>>*MOST*  hehehe  :>  now about that hour-glass figure my dear..... :>
>
>I'm changing to analog :>

and if you were caught naked, would it be 6:30 or 9:15 ?  (think about it)

:>  :>  :>  if you were clever I guess maybe a quarter to six. :>

I've allways been a fan of digital myself! :>


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NOSEYMsg # 23 of 24                   Date: Wed 11/06/1997,  8:05 pm
From: ZOSIMOS                    Read: 20 times

     To: AIMEE                   Fwd From: :      Old Validation Requests :>  
Subject: Re: newuser


>>>
>>>I'm changing to analog :>
>>
>>and if you were caught naked, would it be 6:30 or 9:15 ?  (think about it)
>
>Depends... AM or PM?  ;>

<Zosimos goe's away to think about it all for a while>.....

Time passes.......


            Nope! I give up, are you only shy in the morning?  :>

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NOSEYMsg # 24 of 24                   Date: Thu 12/06/1997,  3:41 pm
From: AIMEE                      Read: 23 times

     To: ZOSIMOS                 Fwd From: :      Old Validation Requests :>  
Subject: Re: newuser

>>>>I'm changing to analog :>
>>>and if you were caught naked, would it be 6:30 or 9:15 ?  (think about it)
>>Depends... AM or PM?  ;>
><Zosimos goe's away to think about it all for a while>.....
>Time passes.......
>            Nope! I give up, are you only shy in the morning?  :>

Well... in the AM I'd be 3:45, and PM sitting here at 9:00.

(I had to change that *twice* as I've got a backwards Irish bar clock :>)
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