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Roving Reporter
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BULLETINMsg # 4 of 4                     Date: Sun 13/06/1999,  3:09 pm

From: ROVING REPORTER            Read: 21 times

     To: All
Subject: What happened in March?

                                March 1999


Guru tried to find out how you can hate someone and still have a crush on
them;

Ras considered getting a chip implant and tattoo for his daughter ;>

Guru posted a puzzle about two guards on two doors, one a lier and the
other telling the truth.  Aimee spend HOURS trying to work that out, and
failed;

Guru (gosh.. he posted a LOT that month!) tried to get his graphic made
up, amid computer shop people's ignorance;

Aimee tried to find out why XTC was such a bad thing, and it was all put
down to it being an election year;

Guru killed off Ras because of Aimee's changed-around keyboard, and is
put into the dog box for a few hours :>

Guru is online for 3 hours and 36 minutes, trying to beat Ras's record;

Zosi went trawling for women on the internet, and Ruby Graced his
presence, but Zosi was Jaded;

Pipes redid his purity test, and it'd gone down 19% since last year!
Woah...;

New Users:
                       Prozac
                       Potta
                       Ken
                       Jamos
                       Gambit
                       Splattakat

:>
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This weeks' word is:  

                        ANTHAGINATE  

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Last periods' visitors to the Home of the BSA:

                        AIME
                        (Can you look after the flat for a bit? :> )
                        
                        POD
                        (Will this chip do what I want?)

                        JOY DE VIVRE                        
                        (I know you have the evidence!!!)

                        WITCH WON
                        (Cat OK, Flat OK, BBS OK.)

                        B'STARD
                        (What do you mean?)

                        DIZZY
                        (Men are SOOOO STUPID!)

                        TEE JAY
                        (I'll have to drink all her coffee!)

                        WITCH WON
                        (Fine TeeJay, I'm not touching the stuff! :-} )


Witch Won is: CURRENTLY House Sitting
                NOT     Running out of Ciggie papers
                NOT     Running out of coffee
                NOT     Out of toilet paper
                NOT     Running out of cat food        
             SHORT  OF  Chocolate
                NOT     Out of Bourbon
            GRATEFULLY  Out of champaign  
  DESPERATELY SHORT OF  Sugar

New Hobbies:            Certified Novell Administrator Course (Arrrgh!)

Sysop Status:           Location Unknown.  Where *is* she?!

Teddy Bear Count:       Sorry, I haven't stopped to count them.

Rubbish Night:          Wednesday.  I should know.  I get it wrong too!

Flat Status:            Relativly straight and tidy.

Cat From Hell Status:   Asleep and comfortable.

Pot Plant Status:       (FEED ME CO-SYSOP!)

Xmas Decorations:       Well and trully out of harms way.

Lotto Results:          Ummm, let me see,... today is,... Sunday,... Darn.
                          missed it.

Events passed:          The Doctor should have gotten married Friday :-}
                      

Phone Number of the Week:  389-5687


Thoughts of the week:

GIZMO:      What do you mean you don't know?    

POD:        What DO YOU mean, you don't know where Aime‚ is?

DIZZY:      What do you MEAN, you don't know where Aime‚ is?

TEE JAY:    What DO you mean, you DON'T KNOW where Aime‚ is?

GRAY GHOST: What do you mean, YOU don't know WHERE Aime‚ IS?

WITCH WON:  NO!  I DON'T KNOW WHERE Aime‚ IS !!!

THE MASKED HACKER:   Aime‚'s away?  Ok,  How are you keeping,...

Silver (AKA The Cat From Hell):  Feed me.  Scratch my ears.  Feed me.  Sleep.  
                  Feed me.  Scratch my tummy.  Feed me.  Sleep.  Feed me....


This weeks' cow is:    Replaced by Duck on the menu.

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This weeks' word is:  

                           SATED 

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Last periods' visitors to the Home of the BSA:

                TEEJAY
                (I'm not as think as you drunk I am...)

                POD
                (Bye Bye *hugz*)
                        
                JOY de VIVRE
                (Bye Bye *hugz*)

                DEACON
                (Okok.. I'll drive TeeJay home... again.)

                ONE THUMB
                (That's not my thumb, dear ;>)

                TH' DUDE
                (Ring ring... Ring ring... Ring ring...)
                
                SHY GUY
                (Zzzzzzzzz!)

                Numerous other people... 




Witch Won is:   NOT     House Sitting
               STILL    Expected to do stuff on the board :>
             STILL NOT  Suffering from Alien Abduction.


Aimee is:               Older. *sigh*
                NOT     Running out of Ciggie papers
                NOT     Running out of coffee
              NOT YET   Out of toilet paper
              SICK OF   Chocolate
                        Out of Bourbon *yay!*
                NOT     Out of Champagne 
                NOT     Out of Sugar
                NOT     Out of candles.
                NOT     Out of Port
                NOT     Out of wine :>
                NOT     Out of kitten food
                        Out of her mind.


New Hobbies:            Grinning like a loon.

Co-SysOp Status:        Currently on earth, signalling with his 
                        sub-etha sens-o-matic :>

Teddy Bear Count:       24. :>

Rubbish Night:          Wednesday.  Got the sellotape, now need some
                        more bins.  It never ends, does it?

Flat Status:            Bomb site.  Kitten toys EVERYWHERE!

Cat From Hell Status:   
Now renamed to:
Hard-Bitten Kitten status:
                        He's mad.  He sleeps like you wouldn't believe
                        and then gets up and destroys the flat.  He's
                        got a thing for long hair, earlobes, my necklace,
                        chews the rings off my hands when I'm trying
                        to sleep, and has discovered the joys of following
                        the mouse pointer when I'm playing games, and 
                        leaping onto the esc key when I'm chatting.
                        He's also cute, redheaded, and has a sense of 
                        humour you wouldn't believe.  There's the added 
                        bonus of him being very housetrained.
                        If he was a male human, I'd marry him! *laugh*

Pot Plant Status:       Looking VERY sad.  The kitten loves 'em!

Xmas Decorations:       Hmm.. bit dangerous with wee Bitzen here :> 

Lotto Results:          Didn't win this week, but won $63 last week!!!!!

Events passed:          Missed a couple of BSA's.. was having too much
                        fun here ;> 
                        Drank way too much.
                        Got Bitzen!!!!!  
                        Planned a few more raunchy nites.
                        Had the most amazing birthday party ever!!!
                        Got given a washing machine by the family, so
                        I'll be a lot brighter, and my colours will shine ;>
                        Lord... too many things to put here, as it's been
                        so long since I did one of these things!
                        Needless to say, I can't get the grin off my face,
                        or the kitten off the keyboard :>:>:>:>
                      

Ph Number of the Week:  Anyone know the number of a good cat psychiatrist?


Thoughts of the week:

TEEJAY:     I was NOT drunk, dammit! <hic>

POD:        Ok... here's another hug :>

WITCH WON:  Where the hell am I?

JOY:        *sniffle*

SHY GUY:    Mmmmmmmmmfl!

ONE THUMB:  I serve better drinks in the Unicorn!

DEACON:     Do you recognise this voice?



THANK YOU:  William for very very very kindly donating towards the
            Kitten Fund :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> :> (yay!)

            Joy De Vivre, for being there.

            POD, for not taking back the Phreak Power CD ;> :> :>

            TeeJay, for sunning, funning, and shouting me at Valentines!

            Everyone, for the birthday wishes :>:>:>:>:>

            <CENSORED>, for putting a smile on my face :> :> :>~



This weeks' cow is:    Working for the Far Side on weekends.


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This weeks' word is:  

                           LISTAL 

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Last periods' visitors to the Home of the BSA:

                TEEJAY
                (I don't see anything wrong with this!)

                <CENSORED>
                (Missed ya! *hugz*)
                        
                Numerous other people... I left this too long!




Witch Won is:   NOT     House Sitting
               STILL    Expected to do stuff on the board :>
             STILL NOT  Suffering from Alien Abduction.


Aimee is:       NOT     Running out of Ciggie papers
                NOT     Running out of coffee
                NOT     Out of toilet paper
              SICK OF   Chocolate
                        Out of Bourbon *yay!*
                        Out of Champagne 
                        Out of Sugar
                NOT     Out of candles.
                        Out of Port
                        Out of wine :-(
                NOT     Out of kitten food
                        Out of her mind.
             ABSOLUTELY Broke.  *sob*


New Hobbies:            Planning, plotting, and REALLY trying to
                        get donations for the board before I have 
                        to sell some books or something to pay
                        off the phone line. *hint!*

Co-SysOp Status:        Uhhh...

Teddy Bear Count:       25. :>

Rubbish Night:          Wednesday.  Am I allowed to put out 3 bags?

Flat Status:            Clean and tidy!  Woah!

Cat From Hell Status:   
Now renamed to:
Hard-Bitten Kitten status:
                        He's still here, still very kittenish... and has
                        decided that I sleep too much and need waking
                        up with him scratching my face, and biting my
                        nose.  He's on real meat at the moment, so 
                        is full of energy.

Pot Plant Status:       I watered them yesterday.  Maybe they'll live.

Xmas Decorations:       I took 'em down, but haven't removed the screens
                        from the board yet. 

Lotto Results:          I won $35 last week!  (then went to the Casino
                        and blew it.

Events passed:          The BSA has been on hold, and will be on hold 
                        till I have some money for beer. 
                        Didn't drink enough.
                        Took Bitzen with me up to Auckland, where
                        he gave the family dog assholes! *grin*  
                        Christmas and New Years went as usual... 
                        Too much to yak about, so next time I'll 
                        remember more :>                        

                      

Ph Number of the Week:  CasinoLine :>  hehehehehe


Thoughts of the week:

TEEJAY:     All shipshape and bristol fashion, M'am!

SHY GUY:    Mmmmmmmmmfl!




THANK YOU:  Santa
            TeeJay for looking after the flat while I was in AK
            Uh... others ;>

            <CENSORED>, for putting a smile on my face :> :> :>~



This weeks' cow is:    Guernsey, coz I like the spelling of it.


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This weeks' word is:  

                           ANOMIE 

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Last periods' visitors to the Home of the BSA:

                TEEJAY
                (*hic*)

                <CENSORED>
                (Missed ya more! *hugz*)
                        
                DEADLY
                (I'll have this... and this... and this... hehehe)

                MA
                (Sneeze!)

                BUZZY
                (AAAAAAAAH!)


Witch Won is:   MISSING


Aimee is:       NOT     Running out of Ciggie papers
                NOT     Running out of coffee
                NOT     Out of toilet paper
          STILL SICK OF Chocolate
                        Out of Champagne 
                        Out of Sugar
                NOT     Out of wine
                        Out of Port
                        Out of kitten food
                        Out of her mind.
               STILL    Broke.  *sob*


New Hobbies:            Moving the flat around, and learning
                        to look after pot plants.  Hopefully
                        they won't die as fast as they used to :>
                        Also, trying to cut down on smoking, and
                        cut up on drinking wine ;>

Co-SysOp Status:        Hello!  Hello... hello... lo... o..  o.....

Teddy Bear Count:       Still 25 I think :>

Rubbish Night:          Wednesday.  Boy those bags are expensive!

Flat Status:            Clean and tidy!  And now covered in creepers. 

Hard-Bitten Kitten status:
                        He's sleeping off the couple of flys he's 
                        just eaten.  He's soooooo cute! *grin*
                        Still a talkative little beggar though :>

Pot Plant Status:       All over the place.  The two catnip plants
                        are being studiously ignored, but who cares :>

Xmas Decorations:       Thank god it's March!

Lotto Results:          Didn't win.  Forgot to buy a ticket.

Events passed:          Lets see... Haven't drawn blood from anyone
                        on Saturdays yet (Vampire RPG ;>), had a few
                        BSA's, buzzed around like a blue assed fly
                        trying to get stuff ready for promotional 
                        goods, and spent umpteen hours trying to get
                        the video recorder working.

                      

Ph Number of the Week:  389-4188 ;> 


Thoughts of the week:

TEEJAY:     Erf!  My hernia!

SHY GUY:    <censored, as usual ;>>

MA:         HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Oh dear... HAHAHAHAHAHA!


THANK YOU:  TeeJay, for having a car, and good taste in food ;>
            MA, for constructive advice (soon)
            Bitzen, for not eating my pot plants, and for eating flies,
            RF, for donating, even when he didn't have to :>
            TeeJay (again), for purposely losing so much at chess, 
            enabling him to pay for a nice dinner and good wine. (soon)
            And last, and possibly most important-
            <CENSORED>, for putting a smile on my face :> :> :>~



This weeks' cow is:  Being used as a Windows Screen Saver.


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This weeks' word is:  

                           INCONSTANT

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Last periods' visitors to the Home of the BSA:

                TEEJAY
                (It's a *loan*.. right?  Aimee?)

                DEADLY
                (It's a *loan*.. right?  Aimee?)
                
                <CENSORED>
                (Mmmmmmffflfff!)
                        
                LITTLE JOHNNY FLOWER
                (You What?!)

                RASPUTIN
                (Hic!)

                SHELLY
                (HIC!!!!!)

                DETH
                (Muahaahahahahahaha!)

                NARAN
                (Money money money....)

                
Witch Won is:   MISSING
                Presumed ... Missing.

Aimee is:       NOT     Running out of Ciggie papers
                NOT     Running out of coffee
                NOT     Out of toilet paper
          STILL SICK OF Chocolate
                        Out of Champagne 
                NOT     Out of Sugar
                NOT     Out of wine (hic!)
                NOT     Out of kitten food
                        Out of her mind.
               STILL    Broke.  *sob*


New Hobbies:            Moving the Board around!
                        (You may have noticed ;>)

Co-SysOp Status:        Pending.

Teddy Bear Count:       Still 25, dammit!
                                
Rubbish Night:          Wednesday.  Got a lovely smelly one for the guys.

Flat Status:            I think there's carpet somewhere... 
                        (Or someone threw up.)

Hard-Bitten Kitten status:
                        Sleeping on top of the microwave.

Thirty-Second Mouse status: 
                        Dunno.. I have to keep it in the storeroom 
                        so the Hard-bitten Kitten doesn't eat it :>

Pot Plant Status:       The catnips are looking sad, 
                        the Gynura is looking sad,
                        the creeping planty-thing is looking sad.
                        Anyone know where I can get plastic plants?
                        
Xmas Decorations:       It's may.. I may put them up ;>

Lotto Results:          Didn't win.  Forgot to buy a ticket.

Events passed:          Oh lord... it's been two months!
                        Lets see...
                        Uhhhh... ate a few meals... went out a bit...
                        changed the board around... got cut off from the 
                        dole.. got put back on again, paid a few phone
                        bills... fed the cat.. and uh.  oh well.


Ph Number of the Week:  389-6650 ;> 


Thoughts of the week:

TEEJAY:     Erf!  My hernia!

SHY GUY:    <censored, as usual ;>>

LITTLE JOHNNY FLOWER: Swoooosh.. burble... 

RASPUTIN:   .. And here's a picture of my little girl.. and here's
            a picture of my workbench.. and here's a picture of a
            diode.. and here's... hey.. wake up!

DETH:       So next we do <censored> to the new users.. Aimee?
            Why are you cackling?

DEADLY:     Santa here!  Have you been good or naughty?


THANK YOU:  Deth for coming up with ideas for the board,
            to Rasputin for putting feathers all over the flat,
            to Deadly for the videos and hardware,
            to Shy Guy for putting a smile on my face
            and to Shelly for giving me alcohol poisoning. dammit.


This weeks' cow is:  Ground.


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This weeks' word is:  

                           MNEMONIC

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Last periods' visitors to the Home of the BSA:

                TEEJAY
                (Supplying toy lists :>)

                POD
                (Watching Xena pop her.. uh... better not say.)
                
                DIMEBAG
                (Video run :>)
                        
                SHELLY
                (Zzzzzz)
                
                <CENSORED>
                (Dancing lessons)

                
Witch Won is:   MISSING
                I'm not presuming anything :>

Aimee is:       NOT     Running out of Ciggie papers
                NOT     Running out of coffee
                NOT     Out of toilet paper
                NOT     Sick of Chocolate
                        Out of Champagne 
                NOT     Out of Sugar
                        Out of wine (hic!)
                NOT     Out of kitten food
                        Out of her mind.
               STILL    Broke.  *sob*


New Hobbies:            Hex editing.  Dammit.

Co-SysOp Status:        Pending.

Teddy Bear Count:       25
                                
Rubbish Night:          Wednesday.  Those bags are bloody expensive!

Flat Status:            Needs a good vaccuum... 

Hard-Bitten Kitten status:
                        Asleep.  Makes a change.

Thirty-Second Mouse status: 
                        Now kept in the kitchen cupboard coz Bitzen 
                        has learned to open the storeroom door.

Pot Plant Status:       The catnips are looking sad, still 
                        the Gynura is looking sad, still
                        the creeping planty-thing is looking sad, still
                        And Bitzen stomped on the Mother Of Millians.
                        
Xmas Decorations:       It's June/July.. I may put them up soon ;>

Lotto Results:          Didn't win.  Forgot to buy a ticket.

Events passed:          Oh lord... it's been a month!
                        Lets see...
                        Uhhhh... ate a few meals... went out a bit...
                        changed the board around... paid a few phone
                        bills... fed the cat.. and uh.  oh well.
                        Looked for files.. tried to edit files, wandered
                        into town a few times... and generally swanned :>


Ph Number of the Week:  0800-888-800 ;> 


Thoughts of the week:

TEEJAY:     Where *is* it?!

SHY GUY:    Hey!  My initials are the same as the boards'!

POD:        Hmm... they don't look as big as they did in the video!

DIMEBAG:    *blush*

SHELLY:     Hi ho.. Hi ho... :>



THANK YOU:  Deth for offering me a power supply and then SODDING OFF! 8(
            To IGGY, GURU and RAZIN for donating towards the phone fund :>
            to Shy Guy for putting a smile on my face
            and to Bitzen for driving me completely insane.  I needed the 
            exercise.


This weeks' cow is:  Daisy :>  Moooo!


This board has been brought to you by the letters 'BS ;>' and IRQ 7.
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This weeks' word is:  

                           BLURT

Try to use this word in a popular message base. (Like: CORNER)


Last periods' visitors to the Home of the BSA:

                There were many, many people that visited over the past
                months, but I won't put them here, so I can start 
                afresh :>  
                
Witch Won is:   PRESUMED.... absent.

Aimee is:       NOT     Running out of Ciggie papers
                        Running out of coffee
                NOT     Out of toilet paper
                        Sick of Chocolate
                        Out of Champagne 
                NOT     Out of Sugar
                        Out of wine (hic!)
                NOT     Out of kitten food
                        Out of her mind.
               STILL    Broke.  *sob*


New Hobbies:            Trying to get back into the swing of things.
                        
Co-SysOp Status:        New Co voted in by Bitzen :>  News at 10!

Teddy Bear Count:       25
                                
Rubbish Night:          Wednesday.  I've been remembering!

Flat Status:            Needs a good vaccuum... 
                        I'd do it, but it'd scare the whiskers off
                        the kittens :>

Hard-Bitten Kitten status:
                        I haven't really seen her since she had the 
                        kittens.  Once in a while she comes out just
                        to provide me with vague distainful looks :>

Thirty-Second Mouse status: 
                        RIP.

Pot Plant Status:       One catnip plant died valiantly,
                        the Gynura is looking pretty bloody good!
                        the creeping planty-thing is looking even better,
                        And the Mother Of Millions is now in a hanging
                        basket away from the prying eyes of future 
                        mobile kittens ;>
                        
Xmas Decorations:       It's October, isn't it? ;>

Lotto Results:          Didn't win.  Forgot to buy a ticket.

Events passed:          It's been too long.  Lets see.
                        I've started up gaming at the pub, been
                        drinking way too much, but people seem to 
                        enjoy it ;>, Had the odd sounds of kittens
                        coming from under my lounge chair, hmm....
                        what else?  Just been busy as a bee :>


Ph Number of the Week:  123.


Thoughts of the week:

ME:         I'll leave this one till next time :>


THANK YOU:  To the members and behind-the-scene helpers of BS :>


This weeks' cow is:  shooting the moon.


This board has been brought to you by the letters 'Dear Sir' and IRQ 7.
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DO NOT CALL THESE NUMBERS!  THEY ARE FROM OVER A DECADE AGO!

Board Shitless BBS Listing - Current: 01/04/97.  Freq as:  BSALIST


Status of boards rang. '-' means Still Up.
               Phoned on:      01/04/97          06/03/97               27/01/97

Area 51               499-6833 -
Asylum                237-6632 4pm-11pm - Fax?
Babylon Project       476-4244 -
Below Zero            388-9169 -
Board Shitless        380-0340 - New Number! :>
       (Paid Members) 389-3223 - :>
Cica BBS              476-4904 Hours 4-12pm - Voice Message
City of Angels        233-9134 -
CompuBoard            479-5553 -
Dark Potato           388-8145 -
Dizzy's Dilemma       568-3362 -
Dragon's Lair         477-4722 Odd Connection   Just Rang
Etherspace            577-1478 -
Final Frontier        476-5179 -
Fish Tank BBS         526-9340 -
Foxtrot II BBS        526-8384 -
Genboard              479-1960 -
Gollum's Cavern       526-4963 -
Gremlins         (04) 298-4194 Just Rang         Got Voice
HellBound             237-4863 Busy              Busy              Just Rang
IBM BBS               576-5583 -
Jane's Board          479-5609 -
Legend's Realm        239-9978 Just Rang
Magpie's Nest         527-7286 -
Megabaud              384-1684 -
Micro Remote          479-1135 -
Moonlight             564-6238 -
Munden's Bar          527-0369 -
Net Central           563-7095 Busy
Nine Hells            563-6777 -
Nitemare              567-2413 -
Pig Pen               528-7677 New Number
Poison's Ivy BBS      801-9023 Just Rang         Just Rang
Pythias               577-0557 -
Sideways              385-6789 -
Slyrp BBS             388-5514 -
Smash                 566-1021 -
Spiders Web           477-1698 Now Closed System.
StarStruck            389-5715 Disconnected.
Technology Connection 384-1550 Just Rang         Just Rang         Just Rang
Terminal Meltdown     566-6569 Just Rang         Problems Connecting
Timeless BBS          478-9768 -




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Name:    AREA 51                       SysOp:  Pinhead     
Phone:   499-6833                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Telegard 2.99 g3              CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   Free, $5 (under 18) $10 (Adult files)

Heaps of game demos/shareware, ufos, & adult.
Friendly Sysop, heaps of TASTEFUL adult pics
and many cool games, some doors, no theme!

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Name:    ASYLUM                        SysOp:  Ken
Phone:   237-6632                      Speeds: 2400-33600
S/Ware:  Telegard                      CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   None whatsoever!                          
Nets:    TeleGard Net Soon                         
HOURS:   4pm - 11pm (24 hours soon)

The name says it all!

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Name:    The BABYLON PROJECT           SysOp:  Keith Bolland
Phone:   476-4244                      Speeds: 300-28800
S/Ware:  Maximus                       CD Rom: No 
Costs:   None                           
Nets:    Fidonet 3:771/260; TFNet 170:1701/120     

Caters for Babylon 5, X-Files and RPGs.  A decent selection of
Fidonet & TFNet message areas, or at least it will when it's 
finished.
Currently still in beta stage, but test users welcome anyway...

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Name:    BELOW ZERO                    SysOp:  Peter Thompson
Phone:   388-9169                      Speeds: 1200-28800
S/Ware:  Telegard V3.0220                CD Rom: Yes
Nets:    Fidonet: 3:771/1200; SGAnet; RGSnet; SAMSON.

Registered BRE and LORD.  BRE InterBBS on SGA.  Lots of Renegade
support files.  A few pics... NOT Adult stuff.
50 odd message areas.

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Name:    BOARD SHITLESS                SysOp:  Aimee Winn
Phone:   380-0340                      Speeds: 300-14400
Phone:   389-3223 (Paid Members)       Speeds: 300-14400
S/Ware:  Searchlight.                  CD Rom: No
Nets:    ShitLink!: 13:666/1; Fido 3:771/1450; SAMSON.
Cost:    Free or $10 donation for user-friendly access :>

An active and social bulletin board with weekly pub meetings.
Packed with Scandals, recipes and general stress relief. :>
Even has its own theme song and official cocktail!
New members get 3 weeks full access to look around and see if they 
like the board, before dropping to normal access (you don't have to 
pay, but it makes the board nicer to use).
Established 1990, and neither board nor SysOp showing their age ;>.

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Name:    CICA BBS                      SysOp:  Ken Wright  
Phone:   476-4904                      Speeds: 1200-14400
S/Ware:  Telegard 2.99g                CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   None, Donations accepted.      
HOURS:   4pm - Midnight Daily.

Theme of TV and movies with heaps of files and messages of that
nature and other stuff too!
Caters for X-Files mania, MODs, GIFs, messages, Star Wars/Trek and 
lots more!!!

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Name:    CITY OF ANGELS                SysOp:  Morpheus
Phone:   233-9134                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Virtual Advanced              CD Rom: No
Costs:   None - Donations welcome for more access.
Nets:    FidoNet                                   

Hey, it's just another BBS, with a gothic theme.

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Name:    COMPUBOARD                    SysOp:  Shane Thomas
Phone:   479-5553                      Speeds: 2400-28800
S/Ware:  PCBoard                       CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   Free - $20 for increased access
Nets:    Fidonet 3:771/1660, Internet Compuboard.gen.nz

Same huge file archive, 20 Mb new arrivals each week.
Many Registered doors.  Online games menu.  
350 message areas.  NightOwl CD-ROMs.

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Name:    DARK POTATO                   SysOp:  Gareth Thomas
Phone:   388-8145                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Searchlight                   CD Rom: No
Costs:   None
Nets:    Shitlink 13:666/17, FRET 26:200/0

Home of FRET network! Lots of Guitar Tabs, lots of mods. 
Musically orientated BBS + HEAPS of files.
Lord, BRE and Falcon Eye online. Easy validation,
friendly Sysop who chats very often...
Very active message bases.  Lots of character.
Home of the Magazine with the ever changing name.

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Name:    DIZZY'S DILEMMA               SysOp:  Dizzy
Phone:   568-3362                      Speeds: 2400-28800
S/Ware:  Renegade                      CD Rom: No
Costs:   Free (New third node coming soon = $30 yearly)
Nets:    ShitLink!: 13:666/15; Fidonet; SAMSON, RGSNet, SGAnet, DNet

24 hours.  Call forwards from main BB phone number.
A friendly bbs aimed mainly at messaging.  Popular door games online;
Reg'd LORD, BRE, Falcon's Eye & Planets: The Exploration of Space.
Multi-node chat.  Soon getting third node and zchat.

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Name:    DRAGON'S LAIR                 SysOp:  Darklord
Phone:   477-4722                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Searchlight.                  CD Rom: Yes
Nets:    Fidonet: 3:771/1100.
Costs:   Donation.

IBM, Amiga, sound, adult pictures, Interbbs BRE, PIT, VGA Planets,
role playing, 24+ trivia games, 20+ doors.

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Name:    ETHERSPACE                    SysOp:  Pete Bent
Phone:   577-1478                      Speeds: 1200-14400
S/Ware:  Linux                         CD Rom: Yes
Nets:    Fidonet 3:771/1410.
Costs:   $20 per year

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Name:    FINAL FRONTIER                SysOp:  Khalif
Phone:   476-5179                      Speeds: 2400-28800
S/Ware:  Abdominatizerismaximus!       CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   Free or Jolt Cola ;>
Nets:    ShitLink!: 13:666/300; FidoNet; TFNet

Generally a fun BBS, heaps of Sci-fi stuff, good atmosphere, and
friendly users!
TFF BBS runs on my trusty machine friend with a hi-ascii name,
and it's **FREE** unless you really want to give me Chocolate,
exotic honey, or Jolt..

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Name:    FISH TANK BBS                 SysOp:  Graeme Todd
Phone:   526-9340                      Speeds: 2400-28800
S/Ware:  Excelsior!                    CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   None                           
Nets:    FidoNet: 3:771/1580; Technet: 111:644/6; E!net

Supports Amiga software, IBM software.

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Name:    FOXTROT II BBS                SysOp:  Mark Gooding
Phone:   526-8384                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  PCBoard 15.22                 CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   $20 - 6 Months, $30 - 12 Months
Nets:    FidoNet                                   

Shareware CD-Roms for sale - Latest titles at the best prices.
Night Owl, Cream of the Crop, Pier, Arsenal, Windows 95, OS/2, 
all available.  All posted registered post to your door.
Best prices!
Plus file, and messages like all BBSes.

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Name:    GENBOARD                      SysOp:  Elwyn Goldsbury
Phone:   479-1960                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Maximus.
Nets:    Fidonet: 3:771/160.

Genealogy theme (family tree).  QWK compatible offline mail reader.

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Name:    GOLLUM'S CAVERN               SysOp:  Gollum      
Phone:   526-4963                      Speeds: 300-14400
S/Ware:  Searchlight                   CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   Basic-None.  Warrior $5/yr $10/yr

Lots of Mods, Lots of Goblins, Lots of fun!!!
Enjoy yourself in the comforts of my cavern.
Be a good user, and Gollum might make you a Hobbit.
Be a bad user, and he might turn ya into a Goblin.
In any case, the idea is to relax and have fun!

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Name:    GREMLINS                      SysOp:  Phill McKenna
Phone:   04/298-4194                   Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Remote Access 2.00.           CD Rom: No
Costs:   Free or $30.
Nets:    Fidonet: 3:771/180.0; Gremnet 100:1/1.

Doors: Global Warfare, Tradewars, LOD, BRE.  Free callback for Wgtn
users.  Support for Top Speed and Micah Systems.

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Name:    HELLBOUND                     SysOp:  Corpse      
Phone:   237-4863                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Renegade                      CD Rom: No
Costs:   None 

Lots of messages, few doors...
But heavy on files,
Lots of swimsuits pic's
No ratios for people who type lots of messages and play door games.

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Name:    IBM BBS                       SysOp:  IBM Petone
Phone:   576-5583                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Maximus/2 (OS/2).             CD Rom: No

Two lines.  OS/2, PS/2, AS400, RS6000 files and support.
Run by IBM New Zealand in Petone.  No uploads permitted.
Access also available in Auckland and Christchurch.

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Name:    JANE'S BOARD                  SysOp:  Jane
Phone:   479-5609                      Speeds: 2400-9600
S/Ware:  Searchlight                   CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   Free but donations welcomed.

General BBS appealing to users from all walks of life.
Heaps of messages, and CDRom online.  20+ trivia door games online.

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Name:    LEGEND'S REALM                SysOp:  Legend      
Phone:   239-9978                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Telegard 3.0 G4               CD Rom: No 
Costs:   None                           

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Name:    MAGPIE'S NEST                 SysOp:  Magpie and David
Phone:   527-7286                      Speeds: 2400-28800
S/Ware:  Searchlight                   CD Rom: Yes
Nets:    SAMSON.
Costs:   Free or donation.

Heaps of doors!  Quality files direct from the internet.
4 CD Roms online, Sysop is 13 years old!

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Name:    MEGABAUD                      SysOp:  Adrianus Hollander
Phone:   384-1684                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  PC Board v15.1                CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   Membership of NZ PC Association ($35 per year).

Megabaud is run by the NZ PC Assoc. for members. Helpline-ph 478-8892.

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Name:    MICRO REMOTE                  SysOp:  Dale Spittle
Phone:   479-1135                      Speeds: 2400-28800
S/Ware:  Remote Access Prof 2.02       CD Rom: No
Nets:    Fidonet 3:771/320.
Costs:   $30/year.

All PC World USA echoes online.
Wellington Hub for TapeLink (files from the USA backbone).

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Name:    MOONLIGHT                     SysOp:  Oscar Gamper
Phone:   564-6238                      Speeds: 2400-28800
Phone2:  564-6245 or 564-1023          Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  PCBoard 15.1/10.              CD Rom: Yes
Nets:    Fidonet: 3:771/1120; After Dark; Throbnet; SAMSON.
Costs:   None or $30 per year.

Always the latest shareware CDs online, also 500mb of software on hard
hard disc.  Offline mail reader.  Door games. 
Official hub for After Dark and Throbnet in NZ.
2 new USR Courier Dual Standard VFC/V34 modems online.

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Name:    MUNDEN'S BAR                  SysOp:  Gordon the Bartender
Phone:   527-0369                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Maximus 3.01                  CD Rom: No 
Costs:   Free or $10 for extended access, more for more.

Specialising in roleplaying, guitar, music and video.  
Handles expected, roleplaying online if you want.

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Name:    NET CENTRAL                   SysOp:  Zylex       
Phone:   563-7095                      Speeds: 300-14400
S/Ware:  Searchlight                   CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   Free, or various fees for higher access.
Nets:    FidoNet                                   

Lots of things for anyone including lots of files and messages. 
The sysop is almost always available for chatting. 
If we dont have it, ask and we will try to get it. 
The sysop is a 14 year old ! 
There will be a MAJOR upgrade over next couple of months

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Name:    NINE HELLS                    SysOp:  Asmodeus
Phone:   563-6777                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Renegade                      CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   None or up to $50/year for 'Elite' access.

30,000+ Adult gifs, animations, text & games.
The BBS with the most XXX adult stuff in Wgtn, possibly NZ.
Currently awaiting classification of 5 CD's from Internal Affairs.
Doom CD, Windows CD and 2 Gig Harddrive online.

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Name:    NITEMARE                      SysOp:  Phillip Macartney,
                                               Fiona & Richard Green
Phone:   567-2413                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Remote Access.                CD Rom: Yes
Nets:    SAMSON.
Costs:   charges for adult access.

We aim at providing a board that's basically free to use,
is kept clean and is suitable for everyone.  Its main
theme is door games.  Registered Falcon's Eye & others online.

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Name:    The PIG PEN                   SysOp:  Julie Christie
Phone:   528-7677                      Speeds: 2400-14400
Phone2:  528-7977                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Searchlight                   CD Rom: No 
Costs:   None                           

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Name:    POISON'S IVY BBS              SysOp:  Poison      
Phone:   801-9023                      Speeds: 2400-33600
S/Ware:  Renegade                      CD Rom: No 
Costs:   None                           
Nets:    Smileynet, Dn_net, More coming            

Over 65 door games available, more coming, 30 local message areas, 
couple of networks, 3 geg of files online, 
um, no message censorship or restrictions, 
basically no real theme - a users BBS.....

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Name:    PYTHIAS                       SysOp:  Soxs
Phone:   577-0557                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Remote Access                 CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   $20 for full access
Nets:    ShitLink!: 13:666/150; FidoNet 3:771/1590, DN 500:44/3; Demi-Monde

Lots of Gifs, cheap access.
Ring now and you'll get nothing thrown in.

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Name:    SIDEWAYS                      SysOp:  Pat Cain
Phone:   385-6789                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Waffle v1.65.                 CD Rom: No
Costs:   $30 per year - includes $5 international email.
Nets:    Usenet: sideways.welly.gen.nz.

PC programs.  Waffle BBS utils.  Wellington's only alt.sex site.
Wellington's largest adult story collection (hetero, gay, les, bi)
Cheapest place in Wellington for Usenet & e-mail UUCP feeds.

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Name:    SLYRP BBS                     SysOp:  Slyrp       
Phone:   388-5514                      Speeds: 300-14400
S/Ware:  Renegade                      CD Rom: No 
Costs:   Not much...                    
Nets:    Smiley Net World HQ, DNet, Sbl, Sv and others...

BBS aimed at the teenage group and adults that think they 
are teenagers Wink Awesome logon ansi's, cool doors, continuous
story, a couple of inter BBS door games, lots of msg areas both
local and networks.  Extensive Online New User help etc

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Name:    SMASH                         SysOp:  Gavin Cross
Phone:   566-1021                      Speeds: 2400-16800
S/Ware:  Remote Access.                CD Rom: Yes
Nets:    ShitLink!: 13:666/12; Fidonet: 3:771/290
Costs:   None or donation.

Inter-BBS BRE; Running from inside my cupboard. Far too many files.
Sysop will try to make this comment more exciting in the future.  Maybe.
Sysop is now asking *me* to make this more exciting for him. *sigh*
Umm... Roll up, roll up!  Dancing girls on stage... see the man
eating fish!  Free admission for kids under 5 accompanied by their
parents!

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Name:    TECHNOLOGY CONNECTION         SysOp:  Michael Yu
Phone:   384-1550                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  RemoteAccess                  CD Rom: No

Support for ACCTON networking, E-TECH modems and MUSTEK scanners.
Run by Technology Connection, phone 384-7722.

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Name:    TERMINAL MELTDOWN             SysOps: Jon Forrest, Paul Dagger
Phone:   566-6569                      Speeds: 2400-14400
S/Ware:  Searchlight                   CD Rom: No
Nets:    Fido: 3:771/1380; PrisoNet; BRE; NetThirteen. SAMSON
Cost:    $5-$50 donation accepted for years membership.

Has around 250 Megs of files, Customised LORD, Variety of door games.
Extremely nice SysOps, suggestions accepted, at times.

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Name:    TIMELESS BBS                  SysOp:  Mike Lawson 
Phone:   478-9768                      Speeds: 2400-28800
S/Ware:  Maximus/2 v3.01               CD Rom: Yes
Costs:   To be decided - Free for the time being.

Support for OS/2, Tradewars, Planets and programming. 
No porn or swearing on this board makes it suitable for all ages.
Lots of files with the emphasis being on supported topics.

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Information to SysOps:

For ShitLink EchoMail for your BBS, contact AIMEE (Please spell
this correctly when leaving mail *sigh*) at Board Shitless BBS.
Rules & info can be downloaded from the Files Transfer area.
Takes 5 minutes to set up.

For FidoNet, contact uhh... who knows?


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